Pick something up, die, and drop something

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up candy*

*Gets shot by Heath and Safety officer*

*Drops rusty dagger*

 

[Aerodactyl]

*Picks up rusty dagger*

*Dagger slips and stabs me in the chest*

*Drops Teddy Bear*

 

[Dragon]

*Teddy bear uses hug of death*

*drops DeviantArt*

 

[Aerodactyl]

*Gets crushed by the weight of all the gigabytes*

*Drops a wallet*

 

[Dragon]

*starves when there's no money to buy food with inside*

*drops elixir of life*

 

[Dragonclaw]

*dies because it turned me into gold*

*drops chocolate milk*

 

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up chocolate milk*

*Throws milk away, causing a car to run into me*

*Drops Kryptonite*

 

[Dragonclaw]

*picks up Kryptonite*

*gets killed because Lex Luthor shot me for the kryptonite.

*drops molten lava*

 

[Fuzzlechan]

-picks up molten lava-
-dies from being melted-
-drops Naruto manga spoilers-

 

[Zeph]

*Dies from not caring in the slightest*

*Drops nothing*

 

[Cyndaquil]

*picks up nothing*
*dies from being bored*
*drops laughing*
(Yeah, a pun, XD)

 

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up laughing*

*Shot by insane person who thinks anyone who laughs is possessed*

*Drops anti-depressants*

 

[Not Meowth]

*overdoses, despite not being depressed but eh, free candy-looking consumable objects*

*drops sombrero*

 

[Scyther]

*accidentally eats it, chokes, then spontaneously combusts*

*drops washing machine*

 

[Bombsii]

Dies by setting it to tumbledry in my stomach.

Drops high-tech Ipod Touch

 

[Scyther]

*Dies because he accidentally used the 'Kill App'*

*Drops Peter Pettigrew's finger*

 

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up finger*

*Knight Bus lands on head*

*Drops spell scroll*

 

[Not Meowth]

*dies from choking on it*

*drops a can of baked beans*

 

[Diz]

*Eats beans*
*Dies because allergic to Boston*
*Drops Maryland*

 

[Cyndaquil]

*picks up Maryland*
*laughs at some imaginary joke about marriland, which makes an immovable object (me) get hit by an unstoppable force. Hopefully you know that does:it creates a hole in the immovable object,which kills me.
*drops an atom of water that was made just to trip unsuspecting old ladies*