Pick something up, die, and drop something

[Lili]

*picks up napkin*

*gets papercut somehow from said napkin, attracting blood-thirsty monsters from the Riddick movies*

*drops intestines*

 

[Tsukido]

*picks up intestines*

*sells intestines on black market, but is killed by your vengeful ghost who misses it's intestines even though it doesn't need them*

*drops mystery novel*

 

[Cyndaquil]

*picks up intestines*
*vomits himself, yes, from the digestive tract*
*sets down PlayStation 3*

 

[Not Meowth]

*steps around it and is savaged by rabid PS3 fanatics*

*drops sponge*

 

[Lili]

*picks up sponge and names it Bob*

*bludgeoned by small children that are raging about how it isn't the real SpongeBob*

*drops a book full of the meaning of names*

 

[Taliax]

*Reads book and dies of boredom*

*Drops a pack of playing cards*

 

[Dragonclaw]

*pick up cards*

*dies from getting a finger cut*

*drops Eevee*

 

[Taliax]

*Eevee is mad at being dropped and kills me*

*Drops Meta Knight*

 

[Dragonclaw]

*picks up Meta Knight*

*gets killed because I took off his mask*

*drops YouTube Poops*

 

[Taliax]

*Dies because of the awful smell*

*Drops an egg*

(I honestly have no idea what youtube poop is, but I've heard of it. I assume it's not real poop. :P)

 

[Dragonclaw]

*catches egg*

*egg hatches a vicious Togepi, which metronome's a Hyper Beam at me*

*drops racist pokemon*

(It's where they make a clip based on something and making it stupid. Can't really explain it well ^^)

 

[Not Meowth]

*it is racist against the English and I am beaten to death by it*

*drops the Janitor from Scrubs*

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

*picks up the janitor from Scrubs*

*he gets mad at me because I know nothing about him or the show he comes from, and he kills me*

*drops a copy of a Miley Cyrus CD*

 

[Notoriously Unknown]

*picks it up and puts it in a CD player*

AUUUUUUUUGHHHH. IT'S HOOOOORRRRRRRID!! *implodes*

*somehow drops a cane*

 

[Tigerclaw]

Picks it up and eats it thinking its a candy cane*
*chokes*
*drops a copy of Sonic Rush*

 

[turbler]

*plays and dies of thirst from playin too much*
*drops a drop of pure water*

 

[Taliax]

*Drinks water*
the water goes down my windpipe and I somehow drown.
*Drops a water-filled lung*

 

[ignore_this_acct]

*picks up lung*
*dies from barfing from grossness*
*drops vomet*

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

*picks up vomit*

*eats the vomit, vomits the vomit, and dies from the shock of vomiting vomit*

*drops the sun*

 

[Jack_the_White]

*Looks up*

*Sun falls on me*

*Drops GPS with John Connor's exact location*