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Promiscuous women cause earthquakes

i also think it was rush limbaugh who suggested that the eruption was god's judgement on the passing of the health care bill in the us.
 
I feel the earth move
Under my feet
I feel the sky tumblin' down
A-tumblin' down
Whenever you're around~
 
bahaha for a second I thought you guys were talking about the recent earthquake in Kalgoorlie, which is a mining town that's predominantly occupied by miners and whores.

but then I remembered I live in Perth and nobody cares about us here 8D
 
Dezzuu said:
i also think it was rush limbaugh who suggested that the eruption was god's judgement on the passing of the health care bill in the us.
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then god should take geography lessons.
either that or he just wants to troll us for no reason :c we haven't even passed anything lately!
 
well guys, everyone knows geography is god's way of getting his message re: promiscuity to the masses!!! gosh, you're all so silly.
 
i was researching the death penalty the other day for an essay for school, and i found a site arguing that the death penalty is good for the environment, because if we abolish it god will be angry and dry up riverbeds
 
somewhat relatedly, this guy i know is trying to defend the treatment of job so i'm throwing bible genocide verses at him to pretty much no avail

~_~

i mean really the story of job is so fucking gay.

job: hey i am following your laws and stuff
satan: bwahaha god can i fuck with him
god: *masturbating* yeah sure
job loses pretty much everything, including wife and children
satan: well that was fun.
god: hmm, i'll replace your shit
job: ... uhh okay thanks?

i mean really, i'd be pissed as fuck if god killed my wife and then tried to REPLACE HER
 
No, no, no. Not promiscuous women, FAT promiscuous women. They keep flinging their flabby flabs around and it's bound to cause seismic waves of epic proportions.
Hyuck hyuck
 
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