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Silly things you did/thought when you were younger

Spaekle's vivid childhood imagination:

As a kid, my mom had a job, and I'd go to my grandma's house after preschool until she got off work. My grandma followed the soap opera "Days of Our Lives", and the only thing about it that I remember was some bad guy-type named Stefano. That motherfucker was creepy. He became the main villain in most of my imagination games during that time. He tried to throw my grandma into a volcano, that bastard. >:O

Pirates, dracula, policemen, and Scar (Lion King) were also recurring villains. But Stefano was my all-time arch-nemesis.

I also had a toy grill that came with plastic food and utensils and whatnot. My plastic animals usually ended up dying on the grill, and the spatula wanted to kill me. D:

I was afraid to look out the window in my bedroom for a long time because there was a tree on the hill across the road that looked like a monster.

On like my first day of elementary school, I was in the little bathroom off of the classroom and accidentally knocked the toilet paper into the floor. I screamed "OH NO, NOT THE TOILET PAPER!" and got in huge trouble for some reason.

My childhood was so fun. xD
 
I remember making "potions" too, using chalk, leaves, twigs, water, grass, worms, apples, and bubble mix, then mixing it all together with a stick and claiming it was magical. Then I'd put it into an empty water bottle and try and pretend sell it to my little sister. xD

I also remember buying lots of Barbie playsets and using what was in them to make a house for my Pokemon figures. Another time I taped popcicle sticks together to make little huts for them. x3
 
Dannichu said:
Oh my god, I so want to do that now. I haven't a clue where I'd find random crap like flea powder, but that'd be the best thing ever. :D
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You have Mike's authority now*, go ahead!




*DISCLAIMER: Never, ever, EVER take ANY advice from Mike. Ever.
 
I remember making little potions at school with just water and a scrap of tissue paper. The paper would turn the water a nice colour, and you could actually drink it!

I can't remember any particularly stupid things right now.
 
Woah woah woah...

Days Of Our Lives is real?!?!

When did this happen?

I thought it was a fake show in Friends...
 
Dannichu, is EVERYTHING out to kill you? o.o;

Anyways, apparently, when I was a baby (I knew how to crawl though), I escaped the front lawn and crawled into the middle of the street. According to my mother, an elderly couple found me and brought me home. They thought I was a box at first :D

This one is more bad luck than anything. When I was... Five or six, I think, I went to the park. It used to be the good old wooden kind... With individual, swinging sections for steps. I fell through two of them. Now, an average kid would have just slipped through. However, my big fat head kept me suspended for 5-10 seconds before the two steps finally swung apart and let me fall through

One, well, interesting is more appropriate than silly, thing I did when I was in grade 1 or 2 was make a Lego model of how sex worked.
Yes, I made a Lego vagina, Lego ovum, Lego sperm, and Lego penis. For some reason though, even though I am male, I still decided that the penis HAD to be bent at a 90 degree angle at one part >.>

I once clogged the sink with toilet paper ^^ Also, I made potions up to a few years ago. I used powder, liquid soap, and water. I was trying to make some sort of portable powder that doubled as cream or makeup, and I was planning on being rich ^^ Until roughly grade 5 or 6, anyways, when I then just did it for fun

In grade 8, I actually brought the neopet toys from McDonalds to school, talked to them, etc. Yes, Grade 8 XD
 
I remember when I was younger I went to one of those giant fun factory things, (with all the random obstacles and padding and shit everywhere for little children), so I was running and did this huge, massive leap from two levels above and tried to land on some padding with my ass, but there was an un-padded metal bar stealthily lodged between two other padded ones.

Yeah, so it hurted.... lots. ,xP


I should have sued them for thousands. >>
 
Icalasari said:
Dannichu, is EVERYTHING out to kill you? o.o;
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x3 In the inexplicably unlikely event that I ever produce an offspring I want them to be just like Dannichu. Sure, I'd constantly be worried sick my whole life, and would get sick to the back teeth of the hospital visits and whatnot, but think of all the hilarious stories~
 
RainbowRayquaza said:
I remember making little potions at school with just water and a scrap of tissue paper. The paper would turn the water a nice colour, and you could actually drink it!

I can't remember any particularly stupid things right now.
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So many potions...*dead*
In 4th grade, I remember I used to put soap in a sink full of really hot tap water. Now this kind of soap kinda gave off soap-slime when in hot water, and I remember mixing it with talcum powder and selling it to my cousin as "war paint".

Also, in fifth grade, I was learning the piano. Some guy told me that holding your wrists under the hot water coming out of the faucet for two minutes helps your wrists warm up to play.
Silly me couldn't go two seconds. I hurt for an hour:P
I can do it now, though. Damn Tomas and his dumb advice.
 
Mike the Foxhog said:
x3 In the inexplicably unlikely event that I ever produce an offspring I want them to be just like Dannichu. Sure, I'd constantly be worried sick my whole life, and would get sick to the back teeth of the hospital visits and whatnot, but think of all the hilarious stories~
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XDDDD I'm so flattered.

Actually, my sister says she's really jealous because I can't remember half the random crap I did to myself, but I still get to tell great stories about it X3

My mum, on the other hand, said she felt like setting up a caravan outside Colchester's A&E department for the first 6 or so years of my life.
 
When I was six, I believed that Oreos were illegal. That was funny.
I tried to be "in".
I wanted to change my name to Squirtle when I was five.
When I was one, I pronounced fish as "shif".
I followed some sort of religion.

And that's all I really remember, that's not classified by every major government on Earth, that is.
 
You know how tags on pillows say it's illegal to pull them off or something? I remember accidentally pulling the tag off a pillow and panicking, because I thought the police would come and check our pillows and my parents would go to jail. D:

I also remember having a Donald Duck punching bag thing; one day I punched it so hard it started to deflate. I was afraid I'd get in trouble for killing Donald, so I hid the body in my bottom dresser drawer. :D
 
So many potions. xD I made them too.

A few particularly strange things I've done when I was little:

Tried to make a Pie by putting Mashed potato mix, Chocolate sauce and several other unknown things into a Glass and cooking it in the microwave.
I forced my dad to eat it xD

When I was 4 I ran away from the house and to the bustop across the street, trying to go to school. In the middle of summer. One of my Mums friends found me thank god O.O;
And an old lady gave me 10 bucks x3
I recall my "lunch" being an egg, a Orange and a Apple xD

Stole a pooh bear toy by accident once xD

Killed many, many fish. So many fish. :(

Argued with my parents about how Living room was pronounced.

"RIVING ROOM!!"

And... Uh, thats all I can think of atm...
 
I used to think that "faster" was a swear word. This occured as I was watching The Simpsons, and someone was saying a swear word to another character repeatedly, but they were in a car so I thought he was saying "faster". My brother informed me that I should never repeat that until I'm older, so for several months afterward, I wouldn't say "faster".
 
Dannichu is pretty :3

When I was four years old I used to get lots of words mixed around... for example instead of toilet paper I said paper toilet.
 
When I was little, if asked what I wanted to drink, I would apparently say, "Milkorjuice," not realizing that they were separate words

Also, my grandmother randomly pantsed me when I was little...
...Until I pulled up her dress one day, which made her stop, according to my parents

Another thing: According to my mother, I liked to grab interesting patterns when little. Apparently, some of those patterns HAPPENED to be on the chest area of dresses...

Yet ANOTHER thing: According to my parents, I once ran out into the street nude

And yet ANOTHER thing: According to my mother (why did all the funny things happen when I was little? ;.; I want to be able to remember at least ONE of them, damnit!), my brother once convinced me to eat dirt
 
Cryptica and I, when we were about 3, thought we could see the air particles XD

And when we were 10, we thought Nami Kaze Satellite was a TV broadcasting network XD
 
This wasn't actually me, but my brother's friend, when he was young, used to argue with me and my brother about the F word.
He thought the F word was 'fiddlesticks', because he asked his mum what it was and that was her reply. So we were walking along a road, and he was saying, "I'm pretty sure it's fiddlesticks." and we were all, "No, it's FUCK."
The guy is two years older than me as well. I'm still not sure if he was joking, but we'll say he wasn't. :P
 
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