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Suicide Game! =D

I see all three, but the manga and anime being things I've seen, I overlook them and pick up the movie. As I take it home and place it in my laptop, it turns out to be the video from the ring. As I haven't seen the ring, I watch the video through and shortly after, my phone rings. Seven days after which, I die mysteriously

I drop Christian's jacket
 
The ferret that jus so happens to be hiding in my pocket comes out and starts to terrorise everyone with her small white furriness! This displeases lots of people so they end up picking the pitch forks and flaming torches once more! Then, I decide to dive into the River Aire, to save them the trouble of hunting me down!

I drop a small white furry terror!
 
The small furry terror sits at the side of the road and distracts me enough with its cuteness that I fail to see or hear a truck coming for me at 70mph...

I drop a level 19 magikarp with 1 exp left before it levels up
 
I give it an EXP. Share and enter a battle! The Magikarp through insane fortune only earns 1 EXP, thus levelling him up to Lv 20, and thus he kills us all!

I drop this ferret whose had her fur dyed yellow!

(If you could have seen her attacking the velcro on my bag strap, you'd understand)
 
I wash the dye from the ferret, and put it back where it belongs. I then walk outside and a bridge falls on my head.

I drop a key.
 
Krazoa's pet velociraptor comes and brings it to her as we are talking, unfortunately I get destracted by the fact it's bringing her YET ANOTHER KEY!!! I start to walk away, eyes closed, and walk out into the middle of the road and get hit and killed by a bus!

I drop the moral of the story for the last death! Time's, that is, not mine!
 
The moral of the story contaminates my brain, so I become a psychopath. When I try to escape from the facility I am contained in, I fall from the highest window into the toolshed containing tons of sharp tools.

I drop a piece of paper that's blank.
 
I pick up the paper, look at it, and seeing it's empty head to a nearby bin. On my way I get run down by a motorcyclist who came round a corner without slowing down.

I drop a motorcycle helmet.
 
I go to the moon to get away from the bomb, but I trip and crack my helmet open, causing me to asphyxiate.

I drop a thesaurus.
 
As I try to get away from the object of borderline pornography, I am smashed by my lusis.

I drop aforementioned object of borderline pornography.
 
I ignore it and carry on, which unfortunately causes me to arrive at the end of the street just in time to be caught in a drive-by shooting.

I drop a bag of shopping.
 
It lands on my head, knocks me out and my head hits the ground hard.

I fall on the next poster for no apparent reason.
 
You fall into me and imbalance me, which causes me to fall into the conveniently placed bottomless pit with spikes at the bottom *points to your left*, dropping a penny in the process.
 
The penny appears above the Empire State Building and falls to the ground, hitting me on the head.

Fortunately, as proven by Mythbusters, this does not kill me, but does knock me off my feet and into traffic.

Fortunately, I land on top of the car, sustaining only minor injuries, and a free ride. However, due to the fact that I am blocking the driver's view, they swerve over and crash into a building.

Fortunately, it was a long enough car that I was freed from injury. I climb off of the car, and walk across the street to the donut store, where I order a donut that happens to be poisonous.

Fortunately, the poison does not kill me, but it does make me sick, so I rush to the bathroom, and I find that someone has locked the door behind me and filled the room with poisonous gas.

Fortunately, this does not kill me either, but it does knock me out, and I fall into the toilet and drown.

I drop a half-eaten poisonous donut.
 
Some random guy tuts at the dropped doughnut, and not paying any attention to his surroundings, turns and shoves me under a bus.

I drop a pair of glasses.
 
I put on the glasses and go blind because they are not my prescription, and I stumble off of a cliff.

I drop a television set.
 
The television set lands next to me, and then promptly smashes, causing the glass to cut me. I go to hospital to have it all removed and proceed to die of MRSA.

I drop a plate of hospital food.
 
I'm given said plate, which only has 3 Brussels sprouts on it! Unfortunately for me, I'm not my brother so I refuse to eat said sprouts! Unfortunately, the hospital, not realising I'm not even a patient so I don't technically need them to feed me! But seeing as they're having none of it they shove the sprouts down my throat thus causing me to choke on them!

I drop a Twirl Bar, the sell-by-date on which seems to be 18:34 (that's 25 to 7 if you don't understand the 24 Hour Clock)!
 
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