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TEAM EDWARD vs TEAM JACOB

Which are you?

  • Team Edward

    Votes: 4 26.7%
  • Team Jacob

    Votes: 11 73.3%

  • Total voters
    15

ZimD

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pretty self-explanatory.

i hate twilight because it's a horrible book and worse movie, but i am still hardcore team jacob, primarily due to the fact that he is not edward cullen and i am team anything if it is the opposite of edward cullen. you don't have to like twilight to vote in the poll. hell, you don't have to even sort of like either character, you just have to hate one less

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TEAM ROCKET.

yeah uh I never liked Twilight ever. If you have deluded yourself into thinking I ever liked Twilight in any point in the past then you my friend are sorely mistaken. I most definitely would never support Team Edward ever. Or Team Jacob for that matter because while Ed is a stalker, Jake is a rapist. I do not support either pairing.
 
Sir, I believe you know that I am Team Tyler's Van.
And Team Deathkarmas but none of you know who/what that is so!

Hate hate hate hate hate HATE Twilight. Like, really hate. I wouldn't choose either because Edward is abusive, and because Jacob is Pedowulf and a rapist.
 
Jacob because as far as I can tell Twilight werewolves are better than Twilight vampires.
 
Sir, I believe you know that I am Team Tyler's Van.


... in all seriousness though I don't hate it nearly as much as I should. I almost hate the haters more. People I didn't even know would bitch at me because they saw it sitting on my desk across the room in class or something. Not because I was a twitard fawning over Edward. I'm like, "seriously?" Plus my mom likes it so I might as well get used to hearing about it for the rest of forever.

If I had to pick between those two I'd probably go team Jacob, because (at least at first) he's not a total douche to her and they actually knew eachother for a few years so it makes a little more sense.

Also, I'm looking forward to the wolves and carnage in the next movie. It's going to be the only part that isn't going to make me roll my eyes. Mostly.
 
Team Harry Potter. Who's with me?

(If I HAD to choose though, I'd go with Jacob, I guess. I don't HATE HATE Twilight because I don't really have any intense hatred for fandoms like that, I just sort of mildly dislike it. Jacob seems the better of the two though, even though somebody spoiled the final book for me and now well, he doesn't seem so good anymore. Still though, he's better than Edward, seems nicer.)
 
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Edward, because in MY CREATIVE INTERPRETATION (of the movies) he is ridiculously awkward and nerdy with no social skills, doesn't have a clue how to behave around this mystery called 'women' and honestly has no idea how creepy he is. And that's kind of cute in its own pathetic way.

Meanwhile Jacob doesn't have the excuse of having been a teenaged vampire for ninety years and appears reasonably adjusted to society and thus I can only see what he does as being truly bad-creepy.
 
3 off-topic posts in a row woot woot

to make this on topic: i see very little things that are cute about a guy who would be dead by now if he were human continuing to go to high school just for the sake of tapping ass, just the pathetic part.

jacob would be creepier than edward if edward were not 90 or 100 or however old he is i don't remember. IMO edward being a vampire for that long is more reason why he is creepier

also rob pattinson looks like a foot
 
team neither! :D yaaaayy

actually no probably team edward on the basis that PALE SHINIES appeals to me 10x more than HAIRY WEREWOLF.
 
Okay, if I must be on topic, then Jacob, because at least the only reason he did anything to Bella was because Stephenie Meyer is hot for Edward and wants him to succeed with the girl and she decided derailing Jacob would get him out of the way.

I like Butterfree's alternative interpretation. I wish Meyer put as much thought into her stories as Butterfree did in her interpretation. Then Twilight might actually be worth reading.
Actually, probably not.
 
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