Team rocket was the only truly evil team. (Unless you count the teams in coliseum and gale of darkness, but I’m not counting those cause I haven't played the latter, and I haven’t played Coliseum in a while, so I‘m not very clear on either.)
Aqua/Magma want more land/water to make a better planet for whatever the hell they were doing. And in the end they completely disappear off the face of the earth, like they never existed(except for that weird sign.) A complete joke. Not to mention that their outfits are rather complicated and flashy.
Now, to be completely honest, team Magma is one of my favorites, but that's because the first game I got was ruby, and if you haven't noticed, I favor fire types.
Team galactic. Half of the members don't have an iota of a clue of what's going on, actually, the only members who have a clue are the admins (And I’m not entirely convinced that they knew what was going on either) and Cyrus, who is insane. He wants to create a new world, where he is the ruler or something stupid like that. If the world is destroyed, he would be too. Does he expect Dialga or Palkia to protect him?
Now, I have to admit that world domination is a good goal, but not if there’s no one to rule. If a new world is created after that one is destroyed (I wonder how long that would take?) it’s not going to be immediately populated, and even if it was, how is he going to claim to be the leader of it? Just say “Hey, I’m your new leader! Bow down to mee! I have a super powerful Pokemon who can destroy the world!!” Okay, [I[that’d[/I] go over well, and he’d rule from a jail cell. Again, outfits are too complicated and flashy. Now, there are some good points, they kidnap Pokemon, which earns them points, and they don’t have any problems with blowing up lakes. More points for them.
Team rocket 1. In the first games their goals are to make money and take over the world, without destroying it. Good goals. Most of the grunts are in it for the money, and at least know something (if a very vague something) about what they’re doing. They hold people hostage, destroy peoples houses, and have a secret base underneath a gambling corner that they own. Not to mention that said corner has live Pokemon as prizes. (Which, although so very wrong in so many ways, is a feature that I miss. I was very good at slots.) They killed a Pokemon (Most likely more), and left it’s child to die. They didn’t bother with all of the ‘wake up powerful legendary Pokemon so that it will be easier’ crap either. (Although there weren’t any Pokemon capable of completely destroying the world, except Mewtwo, but that was covered in the movie.)
Team rocket 2. Team rocket in The second generation weren’t as good, although cutting off slowpoke tails for profit gives them some points. They had no problem kidnapping the radio tower director and impersonating him, and they sent radio waves out to make Pokemon evolve earlier, and most likely causing them pain. But their goals seemed to mostly rotate around finding Giovanni.
Why? See, that other guy was doing a great job with running team rocket, why didn’t he keep it up? He could have just kept up being the evil leader and no one would have questioned him. Having the base under that shop wasn’t wise though. If you’re going to force Pokemon to evolve early in one specific area, don’t have your main base that close to it. Not to mention that they announced that they were in the radio tower. Not the brightest move. This team rocket didn’t bother with legendary Pokemon either.
There’s my stupidly long analysis of the evil teams, thanks for reading. (And the best team is really the one in ranger two, but I’m not going into spin offs.)
earl brainwashed Cyrus