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The Average TCoDer

I 4chan is a pretty cool guy he just offends people and doesn't afraid of anything

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I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.
No, yes, yes, and yes.
He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.
Not really.
His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.
Nope.
He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.
Straight A's, baby! :D
He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.
I wouldn't say avid, but this fits too.
He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)
Replace "atheist" with "Christian", and it's right.
His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.
Mostly, yes.
He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.
I never swear. Ever.
He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.
Nope.
He wants Mafia back.
Barely know what it is.
He hates 4chan with a passion.
Never been on it.
His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.
Mostly.
His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.
All perfect, except I don't even own an XBox of any kind or a PS3.
His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.
Bidoof, actually.
He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.
Nope.
He EV trains his team.
All the time.
And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.
YES.

Hmm.. not a lot of these actually are right about me. I'm slightly ashamed. xD
 
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the fact that a good 40% of americans listen to that man and think 'ah yes this is completely correct!' proves that america is a shitty country.
 
This is not an insult in any way - it's just a light-hearted satire of the forum.

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I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

1 year younger, but pretty right I suppose.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

Neither here nor there.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

I'm not that into politics.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

More like A~C average, no D's at the end.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

No, but I don't think I have the right to stop 'em.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

Nope, I'm pretty Christian.

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

I actually really like rap and hip-hop, some rock is alright, I'm not really into J-pop either.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

I'm not a sailor, but I'm not a saint, either.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

Nope.

He wants Mafia back.

I'm wondering what the hell that is.

He hates 4chan with a passion.

Neither here nor there.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

Right on the dot.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

Hell yeah, but I like Fire Emblem and NBA series.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

Yup.

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

No sirrie.

He EV trains his team.

Psh, who needs EV training? I use Pokesav for that.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

I agree completely and utterly.

God I feel different right now.
 
I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.
13. I'm in a small town that no one has really heard of, but it is less than an hour from Wellington, the capital city.
He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.
Nope.
His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.
I don't care for politics. I do not try to influence my parent's voting.
He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.
Nope.
He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.
Not avid, but yes.
He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)
Yes.
His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.
No.
He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.
Yes
He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.
I've pretty much abandoned ASB, does it still count?
He wants Mafia back.
I don't really care, though I would play.
He hates 4chan with a passion.
No
His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.
I've developed a seething hate for all kinds of manga/anime.
His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.
No to both. Fav game series is the original Spyro games and favourite console is the PS2.
His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.
Nope, Medicham/Meditite for me.
He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.
Nope
He EV trains his team.
Rarely
And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.
I think it was the best generation, but I'm not exactly thrilled for remakes. It looks interesting, yes, but not *THRILLING*

comments in quote yadda yadda
 
He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

Actually I'm not from an English-speaking country. I'm from a Dutch-speaking country. If the time I lived in Canada counts though.... maybe.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

facebook is all right, never use myspace anymore

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

I've never told my parents to vote for anything, liberal is a dumb term, and my parents voted liberal anyway. I pretty much grew up in liberal surroundings so it's not weird that I'm voting the same thing as they do.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

lol I'm not in high school anymore but I've never had Ds unless I flunked class or something

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

I support LGBT but more out of I don't care what people do than actually doing demonstrations and such considering I'm straight. I'm for gay marriage and all yes

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

I don't know what I am anymore. I'm not anything traditional though. Probably atheist, but I really don't give a fuck. If there's a God, it's definitely not a conservative Christian view and it has nothing to do with the resurrection of Jesus. Bible is a great mythology though.

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

This requires more indie and alternative rock, but otherwise correct (except I am not a Japanophile and don't listen to J-pop or video game musics. I also don't mind good hiphop).

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

Profanity for emphasis is ok profanity as an insult is stupid

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

no

He wants Mafia back.

no

He hates 4chan with a passion.

yes

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

fuck anime altogether

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

actually I never played FF, Zelda rules and so does Pokemon but my favourite series may actually be the Mario games

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

Tentacool is one of the coolest pokemon ever. Zubat crops up everywhere but love that one too

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

No

He EV trains his team.

Too lazy

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

GSC is best but fuck remakes.
 
anyone against gay rights is scum and should be ashamed to live hth!

I'm not at all against it. To be honest.. when I first read through that, I was kind of distracted and not paying a huge amount of attention, and didn't realize what "LGBT" meant. In retrospect, that sent the entirely wrong message. Sorry about the stupid moment. >>
 
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I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

age isn't right, but the location is.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

hate myspace, but i fucking love facebook.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

absolutely. well they do anyway, but.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

yep, except for the d

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

completely.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

eh. idk what i am really. definitely don't believe any organized religion that there is, but. i may believe something, idk.

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

not even close. i fucking LOVE hair metal.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

yep.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

nope, and i never will

He wants Mafia back.

nope

He hates 4chan with a passion.

not really.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

not into manga or anime.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

never bothered to get into ff or legend of zelda, but they look cool. i don't really like rock band or guitar hero, and i totally suck at both. the wii is my favorite, and i don't really care as far as ps3 or 360.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

actually no. they're annoying as hell sometimes but tentacool and zubat are two of my favorites.

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

don't have wi-fi, and i probably wouldn't join if i did

He EV trains his team.

never have, and i never will. i may occasionally do it a little bit but not much at all. too damn lazy.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

i love sapphire too much to call any other generation the best, but gsc were definitely pretty kickass and i am extremely excited for hg/ss.

so i guess i'm not average.
 
He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.
I'm 16, but I'm from a small city in Portugal...

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.
Kind of, yeah.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.
My political viewpoint is highly liberal but I don't tell my parents which candidates to vote on, especially because I don't agree with any of them.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.
Something like that.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.
Not really, sexual orientations are indifferent to me.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)
I don't know if I'll always be an atheist, but unless religion starts making sense to me somewhere in my life, yeah...

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.
I hate J-pop and video game music, the rest is all correct except for the hair metal part. But I also like reggae, ska, punk, psy/dark trance etc. LOL

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.
Yes.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.
wtf is ASB?

He wants Mafia back.
Don't care.

He hates 4chan with a passion.
Couldn't care less about 4chan.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.
I don't watch anime nor read manga.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.
My favorite games are God of War and GTA but I don't play any console since PlayStation 3 came out. Never played neither of those games (Rock Band and Guitar Hero). Never played Wii nor XBox 360.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.
Not at all.

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.
Never entered anything like that.

He EV trains his team.
I don't play Pokémon since the Sapphire version.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.
I do think that but I'm not so much thrilled as I'm... curious about the remakes.
 
He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.
Umm, sort of. Not 16 yet, and I don't really live in a city.
He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.
Umm, no.
His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.
Umm. Yeah, I suppose so.
He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.
Yep, well, closer to an "A" student, apart from French.. Grr.
He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.
Of course.
He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)
Nope, agnostic.
His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.
No. DragonForce is awesome. No one fucks with DragonForce!
He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.
Come again?
He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.
No.
He wants Mafia back.
I've never played it, so...
He hates 4chan with a passion.
I don't hate it as such, it's fairly fun to visit occasionally.
His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.
Erm.. No, not really. I don't tend to watch anime.
His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.
Not Final Fantasy, I've never played it. No, Guitar Hero is better than Rock Band, I think. And my favourite console is the Xbox 360, but I don't hate the PS3

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.
Indeed
He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.
I did, once or twice. And I owned a Gym, so...
He EV trains his team.
Umm, no.
And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.
Yeah, I suppose that's true.
Fairly close, I suppose *Clap, clap, clap, jump!*
 
He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

True...but a bit older than 16...

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

True.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

True.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

EXCUSE ME, I GET ALL A's!!!

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

Well, I am a lesbian, so that's a given.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

Um...Well...I have a scientific standpoint, and a religious one. So I guess I'm half-atheist...

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

Thank you.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

Yup.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

ASB? Say What Now?

He wants Mafia back.

...Maaayyyyybe...

He hates 4chan with a passion.

Yes.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

The exact opposite. I hate Naruto and Bleach, and I love all the Pokemon Anime.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

I'm not one for Final Fantasy, and XBox 360 comes second to Wii.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

Zubat, but not Tentacool. It was my second shiny. ^.^

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

Wi-Fi...League?

He EV trains his team.

Who doesn't?

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

YES.
 
I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.
Yup.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

I have zeh facebook.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

Yeah, but my parents vote anyway so I don't bother.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

I get Cs in every subject.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

Indifferent with a hint of support.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

Meh. I know acknowledge that there's a higher being, but I don't pray or anything. Sometimes I even deny this being.

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

I hate prog, I hate video game music and I hate J-Pop. I dabble into the odd rap and I don't mind hair metal.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

Fuckyeah.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

Rarely do I play.

He wants Mafia back.

Nope.

He hates 4chan with a passion.

No, I love it.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

I hate all those with a passion. FMA, maybe but AzuDaioh has to be my top.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

Screw you quiz thing I love the PS3. I don't like the Zelda series, but the FF series isn't half bad if it weren't for the damned bishies.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

No. Zigzagoon and that Ratatta. I don't mind Tentacool, and Zubat's irritating but Crobat has to make up for that.

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

Yup.

He EV trains his team.

Once.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

Thrilled for HG/SS, but I prefer the RSE generation.
 
Wow, like the complete opposite from me.

I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

Yes, but I'm 2 years younger.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

I like Facebook.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

Ahahah, NO.


He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

I'm That Nerd Kid, so I get As in everything.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

Ahahah, NO.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

Ahahah, NO.

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

The dislikes are right, but the likes are a little off.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

Okay, fine. I did it ONCE OR TWICE.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

Eh, I'd use it more if I were here more often.

He wants Mafia back.

Don't care.

He hates 4chan with a passion.

dont b dissin on the 4chan

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

shonene, shojo? What ARE these words?

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

Final Fantasy? And I don't like Rock Band or Guitar HEro, and the only reason I like the Xbox is for Halo.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

I like Tentacool, but Zubat can die in a fire.

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

No.

He EV trains his team.

Maybe someday.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH
 
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