Mikeh~
As if you don't get enough of Dwaggle's Hatredness, you decide to give her hate-booth a spin. Aaaah Mikeh, you shall never learn shall you~ Inside you give the lever a good tug, and nearly snap your meowthy little arms off in the process. Oops. The screen promptly gives confirmation of your weakness and reads 'Wet Noodle >:C'. Wait, how would it know...
A capsule falls through the slot. What's this?...
(Item: Black Sludge)
Aw dammit, you were supposed to get a Pokémon out of this deal! And instead you get your hands covered in goop. That's like that third time today!
Typhy~
Yesssss, feel the hatred flowing through you. This is the power, of the DARK SIDE. KAHAHAHA-
Upon giving the lever another go, the screen lights up an eerie purple and reads '98 Luftballooons'. ...Wait, doesn't the song go-
Well, in any case, a deflated purple balloon rolls out of the slot. Seriously? What a cheap pile of.... is it inflating itself?
(Female)
Now THAT'S a balloon! Not bad, not bad.. though I think she's trying to drag you into the underworld. Good thing she weighs like, half a ounce.
Flareth~
Febuaryween is indeed quite the holiday, but while we're here may as well give this thing a try, right? You step inside and give the lever its first pull. The screen lights up an electric yellow and reads 'Lightning always strikes twice, and it's gunning for you.' Huh....
And out pops a Pokéball...
(Female)
Aaaaw.. she's cute~ And.. covered in sparks- nyaaagh--
Quickly, you pull her back into her Pokéball to the sounds of discontent (yet oddly adorable) growls and yelps. Right.. let's try for something less... uh.... shocking? You pull the lever down again. The screen lights up blue and reads '80% of the planet wants us dead.' What? That can't be right.. I mean, 90% of statistics are made up on the spot....
Well, it can't be said that its incorrect about the next Pokémon to pop out.
(Male)
Because the RNG gods LOVE seafood apparently. It's really too bad the oceans want to kill us. Nyyyyaaah--