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The Hate Machine

Mikeh~

As if you don't get enough of Dwaggle's Hatredness, you decide to give her hate-booth a spin. Aaaah Mikeh, you shall never learn shall you~ Inside you give the lever a good tug, and nearly snap your meowthy little arms off in the process. Oops. The screen promptly gives confirmation of your weakness and reads 'Wet Noodle >:C'. Wait, how would it know...
A capsule falls through the slot. What's this?...

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(Item: Black Sludge)

Aw dammit, you were supposed to get a Pokémon out of this deal! And instead you get your hands covered in goop. That's like that third time today!


Typhy~

Yesssss, feel the hatred flowing through you. This is the power, of the DARK SIDE. KAHAHAHA-
Upon giving the lever another go, the screen lights up an eerie purple and reads '98 Luftballooons'. ...Wait, doesn't the song go-
Well, in any case, a deflated purple balloon rolls out of the slot. Seriously? What a cheap pile of.... is it inflating itself?

drifloon (Female)

Now THAT'S a balloon! Not bad, not bad.. though I think she's trying to drag you into the underworld. Good thing she weighs like, half a ounce.


Flareth~

Febuaryween is indeed quite the holiday, but while we're here may as well give this thing a try, right? You step inside and give the lever its first pull. The screen lights up an electric yellow and reads 'Lightning always strikes twice, and it's gunning for you.' Huh....
And out pops a Pokéball...

shinx (Female)

Aaaaw.. she's cute~ And.. covered in sparks- nyaaagh--
Quickly, you pull her back into her Pokéball to the sounds of discontent (yet oddly adorable) growls and yelps. Right.. let's try for something less... uh.... shocking? You pull the lever down again. The screen lights up blue and reads '80% of the planet wants us dead.' What? That can't be right.. I mean, 90% of statistics are made up on the spot....
Well, it can't be said that its incorrect about the next Pokémon to pop out.

huntail (Male)

Because the RNG gods LOVE seafood apparently. It's really too bad the oceans want to kill us. Nyyyyaaah--
 
Cookies~

:3 YOU GET:
GLOMP ATTACK FROM SABLE.

Let's give this another go. I promised I've remedied the rat problem this time...! You give the lever a crank, and the screen lights up purple-ish. A good sign at least. It scrolls 'Om Nom Nom' continually for a moment. That's.... well.
Before long, a.... old sock? slides out? Oh, what the hell... You would SO be calling the cops over scamminess if that sock weren't floating- wait, WHAT?

shuppet (Female)

Guess it wasn't a sock. Still, a bit strange she's out of her Pokéball. Maybe they booth owner THOUGHT she was a sock... Or, maybe a hat. She perches neatly on your head like a beanie as you walk out again~
 
RuffledFeathers~

Eager to disprove that Wheaties are in fact the breakfast of champions, you bravely give the lever a pull, hoping for a side of jam. With a flash of tauntingly delicious looking pancakes, the screen reads 'Breakfast Over at 11'. Disappointed, you snatch the Pokéball from the slot, and opening it up..

skorupi (Male)

Uhoh, looks like you get Hate AND Pain for breakfast, as you fly from the booth with a small, angry skittery scorpion taking shots at you with his nimble tail.


Blazie~

And so you decide, it's about time you give this a go, have to see what all those people are running from right? With a good pull, the booth makes a skittery sounding hum, and the screen lights up an offensive yellow, reading 'You can go... Screw yourself'. Well that's not nice... and seriously how would this thing know what you said? Frowning, you grab the Pokéball dispensed.

spinarak (Male)

Spiders, you should have known. But this one's actually surprisingly cute and affectionate. What, the booth broken again? Still, quite the cutie~
 
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