(((Gasp... Inhale... Gasp...
Ok... I'm here...)))
Ohayou was in his secret base doing a functionless Caramelldansen montage involving him Caramelldansen-ing in random places around the room while his ultimate cannon appeared to assemble itself, when he recieved Eric's call.
"Spin! Stop the music so I can stop dancing!" He yelled over the music to Spin, who had possesed a mini speaker.
The music died down, and he opened his pokegear.
After barely paying attention to the message, he put Spin inside of a Nav system to create the Ultimate Unholy Annoying-Voiced Bitchy Global Positioning System.
"Ok, Kasumi," He said, releasing the baloon, "We need to travel."
He grabbed the baloon, and jumped out of the treehouse.
"Woo-hoo!!!" He yelled, but after he looked at the nav system, he noticed he was going 0.02 kph.
"Wait!" he yelled, strapping Spin's fan to his back and turning it on.
"Ok, we're good!" the fan propelling them forward.
"Why are you traveling by baloon? You should travel on Cut like you used to! Cut was much faster! You're going too slow! Right turn here! No your other right! *insert more senseless babble here*" the UUA-VBGPS nagged.
"Spin, stop or you're going in with the booze and the cannon!" Ohayou yelled.
-----*Insert incredibly annoying MMORPG traveling music here*-----
Several painful minutes later, Ohayou reached his destination, The Ekans Inn.
He barged in, and yelled, "BANANA!!!" and the entire bar went silent.
After the patrons realized who it was, they returned to their drinks, mumbling about typical Ohayou being cheerful in a dark time like this.
He walked over to Eric, wondering what had happened, but his thoughts wandered to the grease stain on the ceiling over the bar, then the chicken leg under the bar, then the sweaty fat guy at the bar, then the potato in the bartender's pocket, then to potatoes in general, then to farmers, the to overalls, then to pants, then to his pants, then to the color blue, then to the blue-green color of his eyes, then to ham salad, all in the span of the several seconds it took him to walk up behind Eric.
(((Face the power of the epic ADHD sentance!)))
"Hi Eric!" he cried, slapping him in the face with Kasumi's banana, then giving the banana back to Kasumi, who proceeded to slap him with it again.
He sat, and released his pokemon to the table behind them.
They began to play bingo but that's not important now.
(((The post continues!!!)))
"Ok, the supplies are in Frost," he said, an iota less energetic.
"We have bananas, pies, booze, the ultimate cannon, and healing items. Do we need anything else?"
(((AHH!!! MY HAND IS CRAMPING!!!)))