What do you have on your computer desk right now?

[opaltiger]

Many, many things. Let's go over the important ones.

Keyboard! With shiny shiny backlit keys
Mouse
FUCKING HUGE (40cm x 25cm or thereabouts) mousepad
Monitor (LCD, 21")
Speakers
A microphone I don't use
A headset
A stack of DVDs and CDs, in varying states of dress and emptiness
DS
About six mugs
Various writing utensils
A stack of DS game boxes
A few cakes of empty CDs and DVDs
A few wooden figurines of various animals
A Rubik's Cube which I broke after solving it too much (but then I fixed it so now I can use it if I'm really really careful)

And that's about it.

 

[Renteura]

waterbottle
calculator
flashlight
wallet
ipod
earphones
laptop
laptop dock
paper with my brawl code on it
drawing mannequin
plasma lamp thingy
ipod sync cord
camera cord
usb cord
post it notes
health paper for school
lead case
pen
hair comb
dolphin statue
pen
quarters
paper with my friends new phone number on it
water bottle cap
paperweight
post it note with the rammstein logo on it
sharpie
ds
warriors: into the wild
warriors: fire and ice
fullmetal alchemist vol 2
inkheart
bleach vol 17
bleach vol 18

...do i win?

 

[IcySapphire]

Okay, currently, I've got:

--my phone
--a few sticky notes left over from a meeting earlier this week
--hairties
--Garfield calendar
--AA batteries galore
--blank CDs galore
--my floppy disk holder
--tassel from my garduation cap earlier this year (decorating the monitor)
--random envelops from old bills I need to file
--random books
--my purse
--notebooks
--my Bible
--CD case
--Pokemon Diamond box
--random clothes that need to be put away
--pencil holder
--various writing utensils
--(disconnected) printer
--Kleenex
--Some Sailor Moon DVDs
--some manga
--The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (which I have no clue how it got there)
--candy cup
--unused Best Buy gift cards
--old radio remote
--my main CD player that doubles as a radio (currently tuned to the 80's/90's/today megamix station I love)
--some antacid
--what's left of the enchiladas I made for dinner
--a glass of Diet Pepsi

There you go. I clearly need to do some housecleaning.

 

[Jack_the_White]

lets see, i got some bank statements
papers with friends emails on it that i still havnt emailed back
all six CDs for regular world of warcraft with box
2 batteries
a reds baseball cap
the rough draft of an essay i wrot for english a few weeks ago
my camera
super mario world: super mario advance 2 for GBA
first call of duty 4 PC
rts game rise of nations and expasion pack
rts game axis and allies
zoo tycoon 2
a recording of a song i sang in choir last year sung by complety different people

thats all for now lol

 

[Icalasari]

On main desk:

Moniter
Keyboard
Mouse
Mouse Pad
Glass Jar full of pencils, a screw, crayons, pencil crayons, pens, markers, etc

On desk next to it:

Printer
Fuckton of paper
Fuckton of CDs
Flavoured Water
Chocolate Mint Tea Leaves (dried)
Case for TA: Kingdoms
Golem Action Figure (:3 Yay for Pokemon Figures! :D)
Some sort of case for a USB Stick or something
Hedgehog Plushie
Part of Candy Wrapper
Ancient Falcatra Card (One of the sample cards for my Card Game)

Shelves under the desk:

MORE fucking paper
Box full of glass stuff
Cables
Jungle Book 2 video

Underneath:

Empty Hand Sanitizer Bottle

 

[Dannichu]

Blank CDs/DVDs
Bottle of water
Some pens
Phone
Digital camera
Empty mug that says "Danielle" in pretty letters X3

 

[Worst Username Ever]

Hmmmm...

- A printer/scanner/copier
- My DS
- A camera box
- A Donald Duck comic
- A mousepad
- A computer mouse
- A computer.

 

[Crazy Linoone]

Hurrr....

- a random stack of blank, post-it-note sized papers
- a random scratch paper
- a pencil
- a pen
- my keys (So that's where they were...)
- a cup of water
- a bag of this dried pork thing that I was eating
- magnifying glasses (my brother put them there)
- some tissue paper
- a can of raisins
- whiteout
- earphones
- a calculator
- a piece of cloth
- a dictionary
- a memory stick
- another piece of random scratch paper

And I think that's it...

 

[Reventhas]

A cactus
Candy wrappers
A few pencils and pens
A printer
Books
Scattered and piled paper
Drawings that aren't as scattered but still messy
A bunch of wires
A mouse or two
A printer
A stapler
An N64 Jumper Pak
A broken wireless controller
A small jar with a paper stuck inside
A few small boxes
A CD case
A folder
An animal cage
Headphones
A timer
Gluesticks
A foam ball
A water bottle

 

[Adnan]

I've got nothing, since I use a laptop

 

[Alexi]

Well, besides the normal computer stuff...

A pair of fabulously pink scissors
A Pink Pearl eraser
Nail clippers
Three rulers
A stapler
Stapler remover
Tape dispenser with tape
Staples
Business cards
Empty printer ink box
Post-its with some silly bible quote on them
A SanDisk Flash Drive directions sheet
A pencil
An empty pack of pocket tissues
A leather coaster with an armadillo on it <3
A Modern World History text book
A camera
Various cables
One of my ankle cuffs
Bunch of bits of paper
A coupon for Pro-Chem, whatever that is
Dust
An almost-empty pack of Pocket Tissues
A Nascar notebook
A 1-inch binder
Various CDs in cases
A pair of OLD headphones
Black CDs
A Dogbert plush that talks
An old pic of me, my mom and our dead cat
Cat fur
Goldie

This desk needs cleaning. O.o

 

[nyuu]

Laptop (dead, I...pick it apart when bored ;_;)
Wireless keyboard & mouse (in use)
Wireless stuff hubthing
USB keyboard and mouse (Stock dell ones)
Two monitors
Computer
Router
Modem
Cell Phone
Speakers
Tiny white circular speakers [thanks surskitty]
Oooo a stack of games; it contains: Quake II, Quake III, The Orange Box. :|
TI84+
5 USB flash drives, capacities ranging from 256MB to 4GB
ABBA: The Definitive Collection CD
Serial -> USB dongle
Pokemon Pearl
SD -> MicroSD adapter
Ethernet hub & ethernet cables
Gargoyle
Another Gargoyle
Headphone/headset
7 mechanical pencils - 4x purple, 3x red
a Flying Spaghetti Monster car decal attachment thingy
Printed copy of this page
a cat (not a permanent feature)
Jigglypuff
Two Nintendo DSs - one has a broken hinge
Folded trench coat
Some...additional speaker that goes under desks. Dunno what it's called honestly
/holy/ /shit/ pokemon pogs
also a magic deck and a base set charizard

 

[Renteura]

liquid paper
gluestick
poptart wrapper
computer dock
computer
calculator
wallet
pencil lead
homework
camera
a multitude of random cords
a plasma lamp thingy
drawing mannequin
inking pen
10th aniversery pokedex book
lets find pokemon 2
d/p guide
post it notes
hanes disney world underwear promotion thing (O________o)
sketchbook
islice
eraser
flashlight
dolphin statue
paperweight
colored pencils
more lead
ds
empty gameboy cartridge
health class folder
papers
another sketchbook
ipod cord caddie
water bottle
warriors: into the wild
fma 2
warriors: fire and ice
empty cup
binder
pen
stereo
desk fountain
fish lamp
lava lamp
clock
pencil holder

 

[hopeandjoy]

Not counting things connected to my computer:
-iPod
-VideoNow XP that I got a looooooong time ago
-Wuthering Heights (haven't read)
-Anne of Green Gables (haven't read)
-The Sims:Busting Out (GBA) manual (Oh, Arceus, that's old.)
-And a random piece of paper

 

[Leviathan]

Drawing Board
Rubik's Cube (complete)
Rubik's Cube 4x4 (incomplete)
Sharpie
Swiss Army Knife Carabiner thing
Post-it notes
Index Cards
DS
Nail-clippers
Bowl with remains of potato chips
Flowery cup
Pennies
An old interim report card
Several Goldfish packages
iPod
Headphones
Broken headphones
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
Kirby Canvas Curse case, currently holding Metroid Prime Hunters demo
Box full of Duelmaster cards and a few Pokemon cards
Even larger box full of MtG cards
Books-A-Million membership card
Printer
Assorted cables
Brush
Ruler
Mirror
Notebook with random japanese print on the front (and...an Avatar flipbook sequence in the corner? whut?)
Box of assorted marbles
Munchkin manuals
This little ball puzzle that you take apart into little pieces and then have to put them back together again (I swear to god it's a freaking face)
More notebooks
Several school-related books
Folders still in their plastic packaging
Pencils
Pencil holder
Colored pencils
A poster detailing the history of genetic study
Ooh, this notebook with one of those holographic surfaces that makes the annoying zipping sound when you scratch it *pauses to do so for a bit*
Numerous bins for separating different subjects of school work
This mock colonial news page I wrote for Social Studies some time ago
Paper; lots and lots of paper
A birthday card from back when I had birthday parties
A deck of cards my parents brought back from Death Valley
These awesome silver rings I got Colorado over the summer
The ULTIMATE Hitchhiker's Guide
This weird pencil topper; it's a robotic bug or something eating a keyboard
A dead shield bug