What's wrong with you?

[Arylett Charnoa]

Yeah, I believe this thread was at the old forums, so I wanted to bring it back. Basically you list a few flaws about yourself.

Here's what's wrong with me:

- I'm missing my big toe nail.

- I have a bunch of scars/birthmarks on my back.

- One of the WORST reaction times ever. Seriously, it takes me five seconds to register what's even happening.

- Very sensitive skin, especially on my arms.

- Horrible social skills in real life. I have petrifying social anxiety.

- I have really puffy (or "chubby", as some like to put it) cheeks, especially when I smile. And my face also looks really young for my age, most people would mistake me for 13 or 12 if they were only looking at my face.

- And I have a really terrible memory. I always forget to do things like chores.

What about you guys?

 

[Jolty]

I am so LAME

Well in all seriousness I have a bit of social anxiety, I'm overweight, terrible reaction times, I have friggin' stretch marks and I'm only 16 DDD:

 

[Timmy]

Hrmm..

Social anxiety, yeaah. I can get over it sometimes but most of the time I just end up in state which takes me ages to get out of. Also why I fail and do not go to school unless I'm forced. Terrified of it.

Aaaand I have vitiligo. I used to hate it because people took the piss.. but now I don't really.. care. If people think they'll catch a deadly disease just by touching me they can go take a long walk off a short pier. :)

AND I'M A GIRL. I am convinced it was not meant to be this way. :c Wry momma? Whyyyy?! ;-;
Yes that totally counts as something wrong with me, as a person. :T

edit: there are probably more but I don't wanna think about my imperfections. >:T

 

[Dannichu]

Uuh:

• Slightly deformed right arm; it was broken and mended improperly, so it sticks out at an angle and can't bear as much weight as a normal arm (very annoying when you're on crutches, let me tell you)
• I'm very easily addicted to things. I know this so I'm smart enough to say away from cigarettes, etc., but the hours I spend reading fanfiction every day isn't normal.
• I have scars all over the place. Lots on the face, others elsewhere, all from really dumb things.
• Allergies to everything; aerosols, smoke, dust, pollen and most animals will all have my eyes weeping and my lungs constricting in seconds.
• Irrational fear of soggy foods and hairdressers. Best not to ask.
• I'm very clumsy and uncoordinated. My form tutor wrote in my leaver's book "Never before have I met someone so prone to walking into doors and breaking limbs.".
• I can't remember numbers, be it my multiplication tables, an amount of money, a date or time or someone's phone number. I'm not very good at mental arithmetic either (ask me to add two two-digit numbers together and watch me struggle to count on my fingers for five minutes).

And probably more. Feel free to add in your own suggestions :D

 

[Deathguise]

I'm incredibly lazy.

 

[87]

i suck

But in all seriousness,

I have a severe stuttering problem
I was diagnosed with depression in 2007, which i feel is complete bullshit.
My stepfather beat me until i was 15.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

• I can't remember numbers, be it my multiplication tables, an amount of money, a date or time or someone's phone number. I'm not very good at mental arithmetic either (ask me to add two two-digit numbers together and watch me struggle to count on my fingers for five minutes).

You should see me Dannichu. XD I'm HORRIBLE with numbers. (And REALLY bad with mental arithmetic especially. Yes, I too take five minutes to add two two-digit numbers. And multiplying? Oh dear god, it'd take like ten.) I always forget all sorts of numbers, I don't even know my OWN phone number. Good thing for speed dial, eh?

 

[Dragon_night]

Uh, letsee...

-I hate people altogether (but not on the internet)

-I'm pessimistic

-I somehow attract the most stupid people to want to date me

-I like to stay away from real people.

 

[Alaphlosiam]

I'll skip the more mature ones, lol.

I have absolutely no social skills in real life. I can talk to people normally on the Internet, but in real life, it's always awkward.

I'm easily addicted to RPG games such as Pokemon or RuneScape (the latter terribly).

I always like to be the better one at something and getting the last word, etc. If I have to lie to prove a point, I will without thinking.

I mistreat my friends. Seriously, sometimes my jokes'll go too far or something, but I won't be aware of it until they start making up excuses to leave. :(

 

[Tailsy]

I get really sulky when things don't go my way.
I suck at video games. :| You haven't seen shitty gaming until you've watched me XD
I hate asking for things. It makes me feel guilty.
I, er, dunno. D:

 

[Wymsy]

Well, here's my little list of problems:

I cannot stand being around people. It's not good at all, it gets to the point where I rarely ever talk to people because of it. I don't even greet back most of the people who greet me. If I'm around a person long enough or if I really want to talk to them, I can actually bother myself to talk. It usually takes me a few days to a few weeks to get used to talking to a person to the point where I can have an actual conversation with them. Though, there are a few exceptions where I grow used to talking to a person instantly.

I'm incredibly clumsy. I'll randomly lose my grip on objects I'm holding or trip randomly.

I have a horrible sense of direction. Most of the time I need another person with me when I'm going somewhere to make sure I don't get myself lost.

I'm sure my kidneys, stomach and intestines all hate me.

I forget random things. Sometimes I can't even remember a person's name.

I find it incredibly hard to relax and fall asleep. It's like my brain just refuses to stop and take a break. My usual bedtime is 3 AM and I usually wake up at 5-6 AM on my own.

 

[Elfin]

All the fat in my body is in my face, so I look like a very skinny chipmunk. To be honest, I'm just plain ugly, but whatever.
I'm terrible with names. When I see someone, I never forget their face, but names just go ppthh. *raspberry sound*
I'm a nerd.
Bad at singing (My friends say I'm good, but I doubt it.)
I'm ridiculously short. Having two girls who were almost six feet tall in my fourth grade class really sucked. Getting elbowed in the face all the time. Still happens now.
I'm sarcastic, and people think I'm being mean, even if I'm obviously joking around.
The list goes on...

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

I get really nervous in big crowds, trying not to step on people's feet or bump into 'em.
I basically kinda shut down when too many people are talking to me about different things.
I can't make a decision to save my life.

 

[Mhaladie]

I think too much and have bouts of angstiness that irritate me a lot because they are beyond stupid. I'm super indecisive about everything everything everything, be it what I want to eat or where I want to go with someone or really anything. I also get hung up over details (sometimes) too much which is not wonderful in comboniation with being indecisive. XD

Yeah I'm also really bad at simple math. I'll ask my friends what 8+7 is, but I'm also quite good at harder math things (well actually the highest class I've taken in math is just pre-calc, so I guess I don't really know about really difficult math) so that's kinda messed up.

Uh, I'm the laziest person I've ever met and I procrastinate a lot and I have a terrible memory sometimes, like right now, I'm sure there's more wrong with me than this, but I think it's probably not interesting to hear me whine about myself and my not-very-many issues, so I'll stop. :)

 

[Dinru]

Let's see here...

I'm slightly underweight, which is something I am trying to fix (I think my Body Mass Index is about one less than the lowest norm)

I'm scared of just about everything, most of my fears being of the irrational sort. Heights, bugs (especially spiders), snakes, big bouncy balls (ie basketballs), thunder, lightening, cars and the road (though that one I can easily tolerate), and so many more. I tend to panic alot, too.

Will add more when I think of them.

 

[spaekle]

Two of my toes on each foot are webbed together. Doesn't really affect me much, but I can never wear toe socks.

I don't have a penis.

I'm really awkward; I'm all shaky and fidgety and I come across to other people as either being really insecure or having mental problems. I rarely look other people in the eyes.

I have serious issues when it comes to talking to strangers, particularly when I have to ask them for something. I can hardly even order food from fast-food places. ._.

I'm really paranoid and OCD about certain things - particularly food. I always have to thoroughly inspect glasses, utensils, et cetera for dirt/food that didn't get cleaned off in the dishwasher/etc, and if I see one tiny little speck I'll rinse the whole thing off again. I prefer to use things I've washed myself. Also, if I'm eating, say, a hamburger, and there's a little speck on the bun, I'll pick the speck off. I absolutely will not eat or drink after people, and I'd really rather not eat things that other people have had their hands all over.

And there's probably more.

 

[Gorirazu]

I am only a man in my head.

I'm asexual. I feel that this is a flaw, because the people I know in real life flip out when I tell them this. You should have seen some of the girls at school... And one person I know doesn't believe me, despite overwhelming obviousness.

My memory is quite bad. Combined with my procrastination. Fun insures.

*Points to user title* Very true.

I'm also a hypocrite to the highest power.

I complain about really small things.

I'm agnostic. With an extremist Christian mum and brother.

That's not much when I look at the other posts, but hey.

 

[Kabigon]

-Seriously Underweight (being born premature doesn't help)
-I have the attention span of a racoon.
-I have scratchess all from things that went weird
-I'm allergic to everything that is smaller than your pinky
-For some reason, I always thing of the bad point of things.
-I'm short!

 

[Kaito]

• I become freakishly obsessed with just about anything the first time I see/do/play it. Any game I play immediately becomes my obsession for at least two weeks, and I attempt to convince everyone I know to play it.
• I have come to the conclusion that I am OCD. Seriously, if I need to find something I will literally tear my hair out if I can't find it. I also am a clean freak who keeps his room clean, else tragedy would befall the planet.
• Every five minutes I crack my neck impulsively, and have numerous other bad habits.
• I have terrible lungs. I had severe asthma as a child, and still sometimes will wheeze. I've had pneumonia twice, bronchitis, and I have terrible running stamina. I am also high risk for tuberculosis.
• I hate making decisions. Don't know why, I just never like having to choose between two things.

Probably more, but I have a bad memory |3

 

[Keltena]

• I'm supersupersuper shy and self-conscious around people. I get stressed out about how to act, what to say...
• I have (a problem?/multiple problems?) that make school and schoolwork difficult and really stressful. Not sure what the term for it would be, but I'm a perfectionist, so afraid of being wrong I have trouble filling out quizzes, a stubborn procrastinator, and quick to quit if I get frustrated.
• I get lost in thought so easily. I have trouble paying attention to movies unless I'm really interested in them and I sometimes zone out while people are talking and miss things they say/have to ask them to repeat (sometimes multiple times).
• I've always been a pretty picky eater.