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Danni: I cracked a smile, but I'm still in!
Both those shark photos are fake; top one's a dolphin, bottom's photoshopped.
I remember when on the first day of Chinese class, our teacher gave us this sheet (well, something like it, and without the "must read aloud") part. It was awesome when one by one, people figured out the joke.