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(My coworker has just put together a very expensive PA System for the pastor of a church.)

Coworker: “Alright pastor, is there anything else I can get for you today?”

Pastor: “No… thank you. I’m very grateful for all your help. What is the price, son?”

Coworker: “Well, after all of the added items and sales tax, your total comes to $4,478.89.”

Pastor: “What!? Let me ask you this… what would JESUS pay for this?!”

Coworker: *without delay* “Sir, Jesus paid the ultimate price and died for your sins. Your total is still $4,478.89.”

(The pastor was not amused, but paid the full amount.)
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There's also this one.

(A mother and her teenage son come through my line…)

Me: “Hello, did you find everything you need?”

Mother: “Yes, we did.”

(I notice she is buying party items, including cups, soda, pizzas, napkins… and condoms.)

Me: “Oh, are you having a party soon?”

Mother: *nods* “My little James is growing up. He’s going to have an orgy with all his little friends, aren’t you Captain Muffinpants?”

Me: *suppresses laughter* “Will that be all?”

Son: “YES! YES THAT WILL BE ALL!” *runs to car*
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(... I thought it was pretty TCoD-humor-ish. xD)
 
J.T. said:
EDIT: this is the most epic thing I have ever seen and I wish so badly I could understand the language it's in

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it's Hitler vs. Stalin in a wizard duel

this is the most epic thing ever and i want to get that comic so bad now
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Looks Cyrillic. Anyone here know Russian?
 
superyoshi888 said:
Looks Cyrillic. Anyone here know Russian?
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First panel says "is that all you can do?".
Last panel, first bubble: "Caucasian [as in, Caucasus] scum [the actual word is the German untermensch, meaning "subhuman creature"]!"
Last panel, second bubble: "Now I am at the height of my power!" I think.

Unfortunately my Russian mostly relies on the fact that about one in five words are the same or similar in Slovenian, so I will have to get back to you on the middle panel.

also there are other languages that use Cyrillic.

eta: aha I have it. "I offered you friendship, but you preferred war first. Now I have come to destroy you."
 
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Why? It completely sucked the last time you told us to go. How will telling us again(which you inventually will...AGAIN.) make it any better?
 
superyoshi888 said:
Why? It completely sucked the last time you told us to go. How will telling us again(which you inventually will...AGAIN.) make it any better?
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Maybe he forgot. Leave him alone, will yah? And whether it sucked or not is dependant on opinion, maybe he finds it funny?
 
Ruffledfeathers said:
Maybe he forgot. Leave him alone, will yah? And whether it sucked or not is dependant on opinion, maybe he finds it funny?
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I'm a bit mad that he keeps on posting the same stuff over and over when he does post here. Would you like it if I posted something like "CHECK OUT THIS PICTURE OF BARREL ROLLING LOLZ" every two pages or so and say I "forgot" that I did so?

Funny time:













 
superyoshi888 said:
I'm a bit mad that he keeps on posting the same stuff over and over when he does post here. Would you like it if I posted something like "CHECK OUT THIS PICTURE OF BARREL ROLLING LOLZ" every two pages or so and say I "forgot" that I did so?
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He hasn't been posting the same thing though. I've read the whole thread, and I haven't seen him talking about that land before time thing before. But whatever....



This is freaky. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight lol.
 
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