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Grocery Store!

Sorry, only more left feet.

Can someone pick me up a dead body from the grocery store?
 
Get it yourself. =/

Would someone please pick me up a blowtorch from the grocery store?
 
They only had lit sticks of dynamite. This will go off in a few seconds; here.

Somebody get me an Absol from the grocery store.
 
I wish i could but i stole them all and have decided to keep every single one of them. Here's a mightyena.

Can i have some pokefood from the grocery store?
 
Sorry, no Pokéfood, just these tasteless food pellets.

Could somebody get me my math exam marks at the grocery store?
 
Sorry, only that guy that sits in front of you's test marks.

Can someone get me some Shroomish from the grocery store?
 
Sorry, only Crayola.

Can someone get me charges for mah lazah, at the grocery store?
 
Sorry, but I have no idea what the heck that is.

Could someone go get some cheesecake from the grocery store?
 
Sorry, this came from the centre of the universe.

Can you fetch me a grocery store clerk from the grocery store?
 
No, i tied them all up and hid them in the vegatabel freezer. Here's a warrent for my arrest instead.

Can i have a bottle of apple juice from the grocery store?
 
No, here's a police force wanting to arrest you.

Can I have a baby from the grocery store?
 
You know, i purposly avoided being arrested so that i wouldn't have to ask for bail again. Here's a chocolate milk.

I either want bail money or a years supply of crossword puzzels.
 
Sorry, I spent all the bail money on Sudoku. Enjoy the pointlessness.

I want a smashed badger from the grocery store.
 
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