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Hogwarts Houses

WHAT HOUSE ARE YOU?


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Every quiz but the one mentioned in this thread (which gave me Hufflepuff ahead by one point) has given me Ravenclaw, and I'd rather be Ravenclaw so I'm going with that. :P
 
Hufflepuff - 14
Ravenclaw - 12
Gryffindor - 9
Slytherin - 8

Guess I was a Hufflepuff after all!
I had no idea what to say for half of those questions, so I just picked whatever sounded closest. Like with the 'strong man demands food' one, I would politely tell him no, but I wouldn't punch him :/

EDIT: Dannichu's quiz-
Gryffindor - 6
Hufflepuff - 6 (wtf is with those water polo questions)
Ravenclaw - 8
Slytherin - 3

Ok now I'm even more confused on what I should be. I might as well split myself in half and be in both Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw |D
 
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A bunch of my friends are doing an even more bizarre and arbitrary Which House Are You? quiz over on Facebook:

GRYFFINDOR:
[] You've never done drugs.
[] You have a lot of friends.
[] You get along with everyone.
[] You love soccer.
[] You love baseball.
[] You're into writing and art.
[] Favorite music genre is rock.
[] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[] One of your favorite colors is red or gold.
[] Good grades at school.
[] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[] You plan on going to college/a school.

HUFFLEPUFF:
[] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[] You laugh a lot.
[] You like to follow trends.
[] Politics suck.
[] You love to swim
[] Water polo is awesome.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[] Black is morbid & depressing.
[] You're an optimist.
[] You're very emotional.
[] You haven't made fun of anyone this month.
[] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

RAVENCLAW:
[] You're depressed to a certain extent.
[] You love to read.
[] You appreciate the arts.
[] Sports suck.
[] Hate is completely unneeded.
[] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[] Lying is sometimes okay.
[] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[] Knowledge is the key to power
[] Sarcasm is the best kind of humor
[] People should know what they're talking about before they talk.

SLYTHERIN:
[] There's at least one person you hate.
[] Basketball is a good sport.
[] Football is amazing.
[] Black is a cool color.
[] You've lied about something serious
[] You're a very deep person.
[] You have considered suicide.
[] You are not very loyal.
[] You like heavy metal.
[] They make school seem more important than it is.
[] You're scared to grow up.
[] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[] You have trust issues.
[] Guilty until proven innocent.

This is hilarious in its randomness (Hufflepuff = water polo??), but I got
G: 9, H: 6, R: 3 and S: 1.
 
Slytherin (12, Ravenclaw 9, Hufflepuff 9, Gryffindor 8) according to that earlier quiz.

Alternately:

A bunch of my friends are doing an even more bizarre and arbitrary Which House Are You? quiz over on Facebook:

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You've never done drugs.
[] You have a lot of friends.
[] You get along with everyone.
[x] You love soccer.
[] You love baseball.
[] You're into writing and art.
[] Favorite music genre is rock.
[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[] One of your favorite colors is red or gold.
[x] Good grades at school.
[] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/a school.

HUFFLEPUFF:
[] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[] You like to follow trends.
[] Politics suck.
[] You love to swim
[] Water polo is awesome.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[] Black is morbid & depressing.
[] You're an optimist.
[x] You're very emotional.
[x] You haven't made fun of anyone this month.
[] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You're depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[] You appreciate the arts.
[] Sports suck.
[] Hate is completely unneeded.
[] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[x] Knowledge is the key to power
[x] Sarcasm is the best kind of humor
[] People should know what they're talking about before they talk.

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There's at least one person you hate.
[x] Basketball is a good sport.
[] Football is amazing.
[] Black is a cool color.
[x] You've lied about something serious
[] You're a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] You are not very loyal.
[x] You like heavy metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[] You're scared to grow up.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[] Guilty until proven innocent.

This is hilarious in its randomness (Hufflepuff = water polo??), but I got
G: 9, H: 6, R: 3 and S: 1.

Gryffindor - 5
Hufflepuff - 3
Ravenclaw - 6
Slytherin - 9!!!!

I always thought I was a Slytherin with Ravenclaw leanings, but it turns out that I'm quite decisively a Slytherin.
 
*Danni's quiz-a-ma-bob*

Yup, took that already, got Ravenclaw 10, Gryffindor 7, Slytherin 6 and Hufflepuff 4...hahahaha that's actually kinda funny that I got Hufflepuff in last
 
Oh gosh that quiz is even worse.

I'm quite confident that I'm Slytherin. You may recall that happens to be one of the major deciding factors. Unless you're willing to create the aforementioned irritating scantron test for ravenclaws, I shall ignore the existence of these quizzes.
 
GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You've never done drugs.
[loads on the internet none irl so I'll just say that counts] You have a lot of friends.
[] You get along with everyone.
[] You love soccer.
[] You love baseball.
[] You're into writing and art.
[] Favorite music genre is rock.
[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[x] One of your favorite colors is red or gold.
[x] Good grades at school.
[] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[] You plan on going to college/a school.

HUFFLEPUFF:
[] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[] You like to follow trends.
[] Politics suck.
[] You love to swim
[] Water polo is awesome.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[] Black is morbid & depressing.
[] You're an optimist.
[x] You're very emotional.
[x] You haven't made fun of anyone this month.
[] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

RAVENCLAW:
[] You're depressed to a certain extent.
[] You love to read.
[] You appreciate the arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] Hate is completely unneeded.
[] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[] Knowledge is the key to power
[] Sarcasm is the best kind of humor
[x] People should know what they're talking about before they talk.

SLYTHERIN:
[] There's at least one person you hate.
[] Basketball is a good sport.
[] Football is amazing.
[] Black is a cool color.
[maybe] You've lied about something serious
[] You're a very deep person.
[] You have considered suicide.
[] You are not very loyal.
[] You like heavy metal.
[] They make school seem more important than it is.
[i've been 19 for an hour and it already sucks aaa] You're scared to grow up.
[] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[] You have trust issues.
[] Guilty until proven innocent.

5 Gryffindor
3 Hufflepuff
5 Ravenclaw
1.5 Slytherin

I'M A GRYFFINCLAW
 
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Someone linked to this quiz earlier:

Slytherin - 15
Gryffindor - 10
Ravenclaw - 9
Hufflepuff - 7

As for the one Dannichu posted:

Slytherin - 8
Ravenclaw - 5
Gryffindor - 4
Hufflepuff -1

Slytherin it is then :D
 
Gryffindor: 4, Hufflepuff: 2, Ravenclaw: 8, Slytherin: 7. Slytherclaw yeaaaaaaah

Notice how in that quiz Gryffindor is composed mainly of what you'd consider positive traits and Slytherin mostly of negative ones.

Why all the Slytherin hate D:<
 
I like how these quizzes make out Slytherin to be for stereotypical goth kids or something, despite the fact that none of the Slytherins in the book remotely fit that description. (well except for maybe young Snape)

Clearly in real life Slytherin would be the "bro house". Not caring about rules + having rich parents that let them get their way + being total assholes = total bros. I can imagine so much drinking/drugs/sex/broing it up going down in the dungeons. Feel like it would be pretty chill to be in Slytherin but I feel like I'm more of a Ravenclaw, sorry
 
GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You've never done drugs.
[x] You have a lot of friends.
[] You get along with everyone.
[] You love soccer.
[] You love baseball.
[x] You're into writing and art.
[] Favorite music genre is rock.
[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.
[] One of your favorite colors is red or gold.
[x] Good grades at school.
[] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/a school.

HUFFLEPUFF:
[] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[] You like to follow trends.
[] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
[] Water polo is awesome.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[] Black is morbid & depressing.
[] You're an optimist.
[x] You're very emotional.
[] You haven't made fun of anyone this month.
[] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You're depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate the arts.
[] Sports suck.
[] Hate is completely unneeded.
[] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[x] Knowledge is the key to power
[] Sarcasm is the best kind of humor
[] People should know what they're talking about before they talk.

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There's at least one person you hate.
[] Basketball is a good sport.
[] Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You've lied about something serious
[] You're a very deep person.
[] You have considered suicide.
[] You are not very loyal.
[] You like heavy metal.
[] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You're scared to grow up.
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[] You have trust issues.
[] Guilty until proven innocent.


Gryffindor - 6
Hufflepuff - 3
Ravenclaw - 7
Slyther - 5

More Gryffies than I expected. :/ And what's with the suicide question? Aren't they supposed to value their own lives highly?

 
I'm sorry but

HUFFLEPUFF:
[] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[] You laugh a lot.
[] You like to follow trends.
[] Politics suck.
[] You love to swim
[] Water polo is awesome.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[] Black is morbid & depressing.

[] You're an optimist.
[] You're very emotional.
[] You haven't made fun of anyone this month.
[] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

how are these at all anything to do with hufflepuff? 'black is morbid and depressing' one of the hufflepuff colours is black (hence the badger). wtf does swimming or water polo have to do with hufflepuff house? 'you haven't made fun of anyone this month' yeah because no hufflepuffs made fun of harry at all in GOF. :B

quiz is lame and nobody should take it imo >:|
 
Yeeeah, that Facebook one seems pretty terrible. :/

Got Ravenclaw on the earlier-linked one, as predicted (Ravenclaw - 14, Hufflepuff - 13, Gryffindor - 11, Slytherin - 7).

I rather agree with #1 bro on Slytherin; though it is the most negatively portrayed house, it's decidedly not gothic or emo, and it doesn't even have to just be the house of jerks. Slytherin is about ambition and exclusivity. I'd like to see those aspects better represented on quizzes like this, rather than just "if you like punching and bullying people, you're in Slytherin". Heck, if it were, I think I'd be reasonably high on the Slytherin scale.

House quizzes should totally have a question that just asks which house you'd like to be in and give that extra weight. It's canon!
 
I believe most of the Slytherin misinterpretation comes from Hagrid's little gem in chapter five of Philosopher's Stone:

"There's not a single witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin."

Which causes all sorts of craziness that really can't be taken for granted.

First off, people usually assume that this is a two-way statement, which of course it isn't. It reminds me a lot of those 'if all x are y...' questions on 'IQ tests.' Supposing you take this statement at face value to be true, all it says is that All Evil People Were Slytherin, not that All Slytherins Are Evil. And that's where the misconception is born.

Of course you must remember that Hagrid was, himself, a confirmed Gryffindor and it seems standard that Gryffindors and Slytherins butt heads. I say this because it is simply ridiculous to think all "bad wizards" came from Slytherin. First off, not all bad wizards were from Hogwarts, though clearly that isn't the intention here.

SECONDLY, LOOK AT ALL THOSE DOUCHEBAGS IN HUFFLEPUFF. ZACHARIAS SMITH. Even Justin and Ernie can be jerks.

Anyway carry on.
 
JKR gives Slytherin a pretty unfair lot, I mean like in the last book none of the Slytherins stay behind to fight Voldy and pretty much the only Slytherins who aren't complete jerks are Slughorn and Snape (who's a bit of a selfish dick anyway). To be fair, all the books are told almost exclusively from the point of view of Gryffindors so. :/

seriously JKR isn't it kind of unfair to segregate eleven-year-old children into either one of three houses that are mostly good or a house where everyone is likely to think you're a dick. :C
 
You've also got to bear in mind that Peter Pettigrew, the person who essentially "revived" Voldemort in the Goblet of Fire, was in fact a Gryffindor whilst at Hogwarts. Regulus Black, who was a follower of Voldemort was apparently against his killings and went so far as to try to destroy one of Voldemort's horcruxes and he was a Slytherin. Andromeda Black, Narcissa Malfoy and Bellatrix Lestrange's sister, actually went and married a muggle and was in Slytherin so it's probably very likely that she stood pretty firmly against the pureblood superiority struggle.

Also, as of the first quiz which people linked:
Gryffindor: 13
Ravenclaw: 13
Hufflepuff: 12
Slytherin: 6

The test announced Gryffindor as the winner, despite the draw.
 
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Yeah, Slytherin is a perfectly cromulent House! I mean, Slytherin's ideals are actually pretty good, it's just that Voldemort sort of warped the general perception of what it means to be a Slytherin. I mean, ambition and cunning are perfectly good things to value. The only problem happens when you get caught up in blood prejudice and bigotry and gain a reputation as a House of cunts.

Sad times, sad times. I can understand the characters in universe getting a bad opinion of Slytherin and Slytherins, but readers? Surely the whole point was that you shouldn't generalise based on the actions of one person (or a group of people)? Like, Wormtail was a Gryffindor and he was a Death Eater!

ALSO I retook that first test and got Slytherin (19), Gryffindor (11), Ravenclaw (10) and Hufflepuff (3 or something). SO UH apparently I'm a Slytherdor not a Slytherclaw. hm. ONLY BARELY
 
Hufflepuffs are pussies.

So are Gryffindors, Ravenclaws and Slytherins.

So all you pussies can have fun with your rat snakes and your kitties while the real men go off and learn real magic at Durmstrang.

WAT

The real magic is learned at Pigfarts tyvm. :| You need a rocketship to get there. The head wizard is a lion.
 
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