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Misreadings and stuff

FnrrfYgmSchnish said:
The title of a news article I saw just a few minutes ago: "Inmate filed for gigantic tax refund." On my first glance I read this as "Inmate fled from gigantic t-rex."
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"inmate" as "intimate"...k.

Worst Username Ever said:
"A double door" as "a Dumble Door"
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I thought the second "Door" was "Doctor", at first. And a little while ago, someone said "retarded" and I misheard it as "TARDIS". hmm i wonder what show i have been watching nonstop for the past two weeks??
 
"Cancel" as "Cancer"

It's too bad we won't be able to cancel cancer for another few years...:<
 
Lol.

"*Makes a huge bowl full of soup*" as "*Makes a huge bowl of crap"*

0__O
Somehow, that doesn't sound very appetizing.
 
Oh God oh God oh God, a mis-sight.
I almost started panicking after I saw this.

'Kay, so I was in the backseat of the car, and we were driving home. Well, we turned down the dirt road toward my house, and the house on the corner has this giant oak tree beside it. There's a flag hanging from it. There was a motionless lady standing in front of it.

From my view, it looked as though she had hung herself.

Thank God she started moving again. I would've flipped out my phone before anyone had time to say "Screw the rules" or some mentionable quote like that.
 
Right, so you know Linkin Parks song Numb? One of the lines goes: "Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow." Misheard that as "Caught a neanderthal, just caught a neanderthal." It's the pokemon and biology I tell ya!
 
not my own but a misshearing of something i heard.
i said "its homestuck time"
my mum heard "its toe suck time"
nice mum.
 
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