Omegle

[BynineB]

You: What did I do to deserve this?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: what's wrong
You: Everything is..
You: I'm about to cut my wrists using the glass from my computer screen..
You: :*-(
Stranger: wow ..
Stranger: that must be an old fashioned screen!
You: Yeah, that's why I'm gonna do it!
Stranger: :( m or f?
You: My computer monitor is ancient! I want to commit suicide because of it..
You: i
You: my genetalia were recently cut off by my computer screen.
You: And then I had amnesia.
You: So I don't really know, you know?
Stranger: oh yeah .. i know what you mean, that happened to me last year
Stranger: sucks
You: Mmm. It happens a lot, eh?
You: But anyhow.
You: How do you like your coffee prepared?
Stranger: instant
You: Interesting.
You: Would you like a slice of lime on the side?
Stranger: i hate waiting
You: Okay, then, I'll just OH GAWD MY DAMNED ARM
Stranger: no ..cinamon stick to twizzle it with
You: A PUPPY BIT IT OFF
You: YBFS+H*G*(HELLLLLLLLLLLLP
You have disconnected.

:o

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

You: Hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: Not much.
You: And with yourself?
Stranger: same
You: What's your name, stranger?
Stranger: alex
Stranger: what about you?
You: I AM GANON LORD OF EVIL!
Stranger: hey, thats my middle name
Stranger: alexandra ganon lord of evil johnson
You: Really? What a coincidence!
Stranger: yup, my brothers name is frodo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love Omegle. So, so much. <3

 

[Mad MOAI]

You: Hi random stranger
Stranger: hi
You: I want you to tell me something
You: anything will do
You: *raises toy weapon*
You: *slapped for stupid reference*
Stranger: how old are you?
You: OK thanks for telling me that :D
Stranger: freak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is fun.

 

[Darksong]

You: I am multitasking now..
Stranger: you are very busy?
You: Not really, just multitasking :D

Stranger: Nice to meet you
You: I like drawing. A lot.....
You: Nice to meet you too
Stranger: My print is poor
You: My screen is big and I don't have a printer. My writing is rather neat but if I write fast I tend to be un-neat. I like writing fantasy and science fiction/
Stranger: I like draw word
Stranger: How cool
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: West US

Stranger: I am China Taiwan
Stranger: This web is so funny
You: I agree
Stranger: haha
Stranger: My English is poor
Stranger: Going to there learn it
You: I spend a lot of my day practicing art
You: Even though language and literature are some of my other interests
Stranger: Good luck to you~
You: thanks
You: Sorry for seeming absent... as I said, I am multitasking. hehe
Stranger: Never mind
Stranger: Bye bye~sorry
You: Okay. Have a good rest-of-the summer. :D

This.... is fun.... not as fun as squirting a robot with a funny hairdo and eating cupcakes, though!

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: I am currently multitasking
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what u doing
You: one is an online RPG and the other is this
Stranger: whats rpg
You: role playing game
Stranger: wow
Stranger: bye

Short...
I stopped for now because I am busy.

 

[BynineB]

You: DO A BARREL ROLL.
Stranger: Are you coming, or going? Or coming, and then going? Or coming, and staying?
You: I'm going, then staying.
Stranger: bah, stay with me!!!!
You: Um.. okay..
You: I'm coming, then staying, I suppose.
Stranger: yes, better answer
You: That's wonderful. Any point to this line of questioning?
Stranger: neah
Stranger: move on
You: Okay.
You: Are you doing the barrel roll?
Stranger: neah
You: Neah?
You: Whaschat?
Stranger: neah = not yeah
Stranger: hahaa
You: Any soda left?
You: ...Apparently, ASL is boring.
You: But soda is exciting.
Stranger: yeah, u can ask..and answer..i dont mind
You: What?
You: Ask what?
Stranger: asl
You: Yeah, I already did.
You: "You: Any soda left?"
Stranger: neah
You: Dangit.
You: I want some.
You: Meh, got any toasted buns? I-OH GOD MY ARM
You: A SHARK
You: A MUTHERFUCKING SHARK ON A MUTHERFUCKING PLANE
Stranger: man, u talk much
You: ARRRGH!
You have disconnected.

I don't talk too much, do I? :c

 

[Not Meowth]

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Meese
Stranger: dnt b boring and sign off
You: Only on the condition that you type "chicken" seventeen times.
Stranger: kk :)
Stranger: chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken
Stranger: :)
Stranger: now wat ?
You: I said "write chicken seventeen times". Not "type chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken".
You: You've failed me, Stranger.
You have disconnected.

 

[voltianqueen]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: :D
Stranger: fuck off
You: off fuck
Stranger: gee hair
You: hair gee
Stranger: i hope you die
You: die you hope i
Stranger: wanker a am i
You: i am a wanker
You: (lol!)
Stranger: haha
You: ahah
Stranger: htrehtjhtrjytrjytjyt
You: :(
Stranger: i win - fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xD !

edit:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: :)
Stranger: hi\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: rawr
Stranger: 26, male and a tad horny. dont like it? feel free to disconnect
You: 15/f/mildly disturbed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: :3
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: m/f
You: hiii~
You: f
Stranger: cool
Stranger: got any pics
You: maybe :D
Stranger: oh i see, are you horny
You: no lol XD
Stranger: ok, you got pics
You: of course, but you can't have em :)
Stranger: why not
You: who the hell are you?
You: omgstalkers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Loco Mocho]

You: i liek mudkips
Your conversional partner has disconnected
______________
Stranger: hi
You: BITCH!
Stranger: fag
Your conversonital partner has disconetced
____________
Stranger:hi
Me:Bye
You have disconnected
____________
Starnger: Its a me a mario!
Me: HI IM DAISY
Stranger: Looking for a luigi!
You:OH SHI--
You have disconeteced
___________
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: m or f
Stranger: m
You: me 2
Stranger: ok
You: dissconect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Aerodactyl]

This guy was pretty awesome.
Warning: tl;dr ahead

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: HELLO SIR OR MADAM
You: WELCOME TO BURGER KING
Stranger: why are you yelling?
You: HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU WITH EXELLENT SERVICE?
You: Oh, sorry.
Stranger: that's better thanks
You: May I take your order?
Stranger: well, I don't really like burger king
You: Ok
You: Welcome to McDonalds
You: May I fill your stomach with greasy foods that will cause you to have a heart attack?
You: :D
Stranger: that sounds wonderful
You: Ok
Stranger: I've always wondered what a heart attack would feel like
You: What you like to order sir and / or madam?
Stranger: a double cheese burger, large fries, large coke, and an apple pie
You: OK
Stranger: think that will do it?
You: that'll be $5.72.
You: mabye
You: to be safe,
You: you better add 17 big macs
Stranger: oh, I couldn't eat that much
You: ok
You: then try
Stranger: don't you have something that is more condenced greese?
You: well,
You: there is our
You: SUPER DELUXE GREASY GREASER MEAL WITH LARGE GREASE VOLCANOS ERUPTING GREASE AND SHIT EVERYWHERE AND THERE IS ALSO LIKE 92 GREASE HURRICANES AND TORNADOES AND LIKE 6 OTHER FUCKING GREASY NATURAL DISASTERS SO YOU'RE BOUND TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
Stranger: ok, that sounds fine but could you hold the shit?
You: ok
You: that'll bring your total up to $0.17 cents.
Stranger: do you take checks?
You: yes.
Stranger: what about giant sweepstakes checks, I ran out of the regualr ones
You: SURE.
You: Oh
You: well
You: if you pay by check
You: then you get
You: a
You: SUPER DOUBLE EXTREME QUADRUPLE GREASY GREASY MEAL WITH GREASY OIL THUNDERSTORMS FIRING GREASE AND WHO KNOWS WHAT EVERYWHERE ON THE SUPER DOUBLE EXTREME QUADRUPLE GREASY GREASE MEAL AND THERE IS ALSO LIKE 57 GREASE MOUNTAINS ERUPTING WITH GREASE AND THE GREASE IS CASCADING DOWN THE MOUNTAINS, CAUSING THE GREASE TO BLAST OF EVERYWHERE.
You: and a salad.
Stranger: great!
You: Here you go!
You: Have a super greasy day!
Stranger: thanks you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[J.T.]

I'm glad the site added the quick note saying not to start off a message with "ASL". It was getting so common I couldn't have a normal conversation anymore.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You:
I am ҉the Hera҉ld of Za҉lgo,҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ the Nezperd҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ian hive҉-min҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚d of chao҉s. ҉Zalgo. He w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ho Waits ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Behind ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚The Wa ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ll. ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ̒̓̔̕̚,

H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉

H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉

Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Normal conversation. Yup.

(and because someone might ask, yes, that's normal, don't ask me how to do it, I copypasta'd it)

 

[Loco Mocho]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: a swan lake is boring NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: .... youre still on?
Stranger: hi
You: O-O no dissconect
You: hi
Stranger: i can speak little english
You: who are you
You: where are you from
You: are you danish
Stranger: china
You: chineese
You: m or f
Stranger: are you ？
Stranger: yes
You: me, im american
Stranger: i am a happy girl
You: male
You: age
Stranger: i like your country
Stranger: i want to study english
You: so youre i ilike your country years old
You: lol joke
Stranger: 19 years old
You: oh
Stranger: girl
You: 1101 years old
You: do you understand binary
Stranger: what
You: binary is when the digits 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and 9 dont exist
You: 1101 is 14
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XD china dosent have nerds

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are u from
You: u first
Stranger: china
You: do you like binary
Stranger: what's that/
You: whereolny the digits 1 and 0 are used in math
Stranger: where are u from
You: 10 is 2
You: 11 is 3
You: 100 is 4 and so on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XDD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hii
You: iih
Stranger: whats your name ?
You: eman ruoy stahw
Stranger: cooool , you can type backwards
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i gots skillz

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: i need the comfort of another human soul
You: my girlfirend was cheating on me and i caught her
Stranger: oh
Stranger: was the other guy good looking?
You: :*(
You: he was kinda good looking
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well, she's not worth it
Stranger: get a true one
You: yes
You: *rubs tears out of face*
Stranger: haha okay
Stranger: now put down the gun
Stranger: it isn't worth it
You: your right murde is not the best thing
You: i wont kill them
Stranger: nope
Stranger: alrighty
Stranger: if you spin it 180 degrees, all your problems go away.
You: ok now what
Stranger: boom boom
You: *dies*
You: good joke
Stranger: yay
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I know right
You: i feel better now
Stranger: kk
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I'm glad I could be of assistance
You: ok now to buisness
Stranger: okay.
You: wich stock looks better
You: the red one
You: or the blue one
Stranger: the green one
You: yes the Green one!
Stranger: YAY!
You: *takes other two down*
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: though
Stranger: if you take the red one
Stranger: you get to find out what the matrix is.
You: ooh
You: what if i dont
Stranger: then you take the blue one
Stranger: you wake up
Stranger: forget everything
Stranger: remain oblivious
Stranger: but
Stranger: green
Stranger: is world domination.
You: world domination here i come!
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: I'm for the red one
Stranger: cause world domination doesn't matter in the matrix
Stranger: :O
You: ok then i take red
Stranger: yay
Stranger: we can join forces
You: ^-^
Stranger: so did your gf really cheat on you
Stranger: or is that an omegle opener.
You: yes
You: i busted her last month
Stranger: oh..
You: then i mede it an opner
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well I'm sorry man
You: but i really needed a joke
Stranger: haha
Stranger: that's good
Stranger: XD
You: and lifes a lot less pressure wihtout her
Stranger: same with my ex
You: hm
Stranger: cheers to you
Stranger: and freedom
You: cheers to you and freedom
Stranger: why thank you!
You: cheers to us and freedom
Stranger: yes
You: *cheers*
Stranger: *cheers*
Stranger: so..what now?
You: will this turn into an asl conversation
You: or do you wanna fire lasers at tragets
Stranger: umm
Stranger: the latter
Stranger: you go first
You: *fires lazor*
You: worng one
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: lulz
You: *fires laser*
You: your turn
Stranger: ok
Stranger: um
Stranger: *fires laser, backfires, dies.*
Stranger: ...shoot.
You: NOOOOOOOO
You: wait your still alive
You: just in case i pour the water of life on you
Stranger: ok
Stranger: it's the water from the holy grail
Stranger: yay
You: your alive yay ^_^
Stranger: I breathe again!!
Stranger: :)
You: *fires laser olny to miss and hit pedrestian*
Stranger: SWEET
Stranger: BARBEQUE
You: yay!
You: BBQ
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: OMGWTFBBQ
You: we leave at dawn
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: RIDE ON
You: whe the cops start to give chase
You: *rides on*
Stranger: yayy
Stranger: so
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: LOL
You: XD
You: you first
Stranger: XD
Stranger: im MALE
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: XD
You: it ok
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 17
Stranger: canaa
Stranger: da
Stranger: canada
Stranger: XD
You: male
You: 16
You: new mexico
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: new mexico
Stranger: is it hot down there?
You: some times
You: its cold there right
You: up there
Stranger: not really
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yesterday we were 103 degrees
Stranger: XD
Stranger: hottest in all of canada.
You: is it true that canada's money is all diffrent colors
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: 5s are blue
Stranger: 10s are purple
Stranger: 20s are green
Stranger: 50s are red
Stranger: :D
Stranger: I love them!
You: :D
You: that sounds cool
Stranger: yes it is
You: what are 1s
Stranger: we don't have ones
Stranger: we have dollar coins
Stranger: called "loonies"
Stranger: and two dollar coins
Stranger: called "toonies"
Stranger: loonies are gold
Stranger: toonies are gold on the inside, silver on the outside
You: canadian money sounds cool
You: i think i got a loonie
Stranger: nice nice!
You: my brother worked at a bank once
Stranger: that's cool
You: hes now 22
You: he gave me it when he was 17
Stranger: that's pretty awesome
Stranger: it's a antique!
Stranger: you should come up here sometime
Stranger: it's awesome
You: ok
Stranger: everyone's nice
Stranger: lol
You: i heard its beautiful up north
Stranger: it is
Stranger: I live in british columbia
Stranger: vancouver island
Stranger: SO pretty.
You: wow
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ahh. I have to go now
Stranger: :(
You: baaaw
You: i gotta got too
Stranger: okk
Stranger: well it was great talking
You: last words
You: me i need
You: a snadwich
Stranger: yay
You: sandwich
Stranger: I need
Stranger: love
Stranger: hahaha
You: hahahaha
Stranger: well
Stranger: ta ta for now!
You: bai
Stranger: baii
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Best conversion i had in a while

 

[Blazie]

Oops, I deleted one or two funny convos. But this is epic:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: GALLADE used PSYCHO CUT!
Stranger: o
Stranger: k
Stranger: am i still safe?
You: LOL depends if you can fight back
Stranger: whats my hp
You: I don;t know. You can just use a random Pokemon if you want.
Stranger: i never caught 1 tho
Stranger: i just use my fists
You: Ok. Well, tell me if Gallade hit or missed or got blocked or what?
Stranger: Stranger flees from the battle!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hehe...

Stranger: Heyy
You: Quick! The Lucario of Riolu Organization has plotted to take over Sinnoh, Agent Budew!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Wow, what a spoilsport.

 

[RubyPikachu]

Stranger: he lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
You: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Stranger: ahh thank god. i have had the last 10 people tell me how much they love pineapples.

You: Ahahaha. I know that song, anyways. XD

Stranger: cool.

Stranger: where you form?

Stranger: from*

You: ...

You have disconnected.

...Yeah. Appearently I talked to someone who likes Spongebob(by).

 

[Loco Mocho]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Are you a horny girl?
You: NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I GEUSS S/HE LIKES HORNY GIRLS

 

[Relzly]

Stranger: hey asl
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You have disconnected.

#2
Stranger: HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?
You: DUNNO
You: MAYBE BY EATING PINEAPPLES?
Stranger: TRIED IT, DIDNT WORK
You: OKAY
You: UHH
You: MAYBE
You: YAHOO ANSWERS?
Stranger: SHOULD I TRY SCARING MY KEYBOARD WITH THE GAME?
You: mAYBE
You: HEY
You: LOOK A LITTLE M
You: !!!
Stranger: WHOA
Stranger: OKAY, HERE GOES
Stranger: URIOUEGVRTFEHNIGETFTG[
Stranger: F****R BIT ME!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.

 

[QueenBee]

Stranger: Hmm?
You: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
You: :/
You: =/
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Most likely.
Stranger: about 50?
Stranger: I guess.
Stranger: xD
You: Oh I looked it up
You: apparently it takes none
You: interesting.
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: Weird.
You: THAT'LL TEACH ME TO TYPE IN CAPITALS

 

[Eclipse]

Stranger: hi
You: SHIZ THE ANONYMOUS PARTY IS HERE KASJFKSJFSKAJ
You: CALL THE CIA AND THE ARMY AND THE WHITE HOUSE
Stranger: RUN, THE NINJAS ARE COMING
You: THEY BE STEALING MY HAMBURGERS
Stranger: RUN RUN RUN JOHN
Stranger: THE SHOTGUN IS IN THE GARAGE
You: I'M NOT JOHN
Stranger: RUN JOHN RUN
You: JOHN DIED YESTERDAY
Stranger: LOOK BEHIND YOU, IT'S THE NINJAS
You: OHSHIT
You: -ROUNDHOUSE'D-
You: I'M ALIVE
You: WHUT
Stranger: I'LL SAVE YOU. GET DOWN SO I CAN GET CLEAR SHOTZ!
You: OKAY OKAY
Stranger: BOOOM, SHOTGUNFIRE!
Stranger: BOOM, BOOM; BOOOM!
You: FUCKYOU FORGOT THE ZOMBIES
Stranger: NINJAS ARE DEAD!
Stranger: NINJAS TURNED INTO NINJAZOMBIES
Stranger: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
You: HURRY
You: BEFORE THEY EAT MY BRAINS
You: AAAAAHHHHHHH
You: ALSO, JOHN SAYS HI 8D
Stranger: I THOUGHT JOHN WAS DEAD!?
You: THE ZOMBIES, REMEMBER
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: RUNRUNRUNRUN
Stranger: MEGAZOMBIE
You: I'M RUNNING
Stranger: WITH CHAINSAW
You: SHIT THEY HAVE ACID PISS
Stranger: FUCK
You: WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO
Stranger: CALL IN AIRSUPPORT, WE NEED CARPETBOMBS
You: I'M TRAPPED
You: AND THE ZOMBIES ARE DOING A BARREL ROLL
Stranger: SHOTGUNFIRE!
You: OKAY OKAY
Stranger: BOOOM, BOOM; BOOOM!
Stranger: DEAD!
You: GOOD
Stranger: HIIIDE, CARPETBOMBS!
You: WAIT
You: THEY GOT THE PRESIDENT
Stranger: DOWN INTO THE SCARY DARK BASEMENT
You: BUT THERE'S REPUBLICAN VAMPIRES DOWN THERE
Stranger: OMG, THEY CLOSED THE HATCH.
Stranger: I SEE PEDOPHILES DOWN HERE! HELP!
You: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM
Stranger: THE PEDOPHILES ARE BATTLING THE REPUBLICAN VAMPIRES.
Stranger: !!!
You: SINCE WHEN WHERE THEY OUR SIDE
You: ... ARE YOU PEDOBEAR?!
Stranger: THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY FRIEND!
Stranger: I'M ON THE VAMPIRESIDE! LET'S KILL PEDOPHILES!
You: ... OKAY WELL SURE
You: -SHOOTS-
Stranger: I JUMP INTO MY M1 ABRAHAMS TANK AND STARTS KILLING PEEPZ.
You: CRAP ITS OBAMA
You: HE'S SHOOTING WITH HIS GUN
You: HE'S GOT ME OH DEAR LORD HE'S GOTTEN ME
You: JAKFJDSKFJKASFJSAFKSJ
Stranger: MEDIC!
Stranger: MEDIC!
You: IT'S TOO LATE
Stranger: Sorry, you died. Have to go shower, work is starting soon.
You: YOU
You: JFKJDSFKSA

That was too much fun. xDDDD

 

[Not Meowth]

Well it's been a while since I've been on here, I'll try a few.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: I'm Hitler.
Stranger: Neat
Stranger: I'm not a jew.
You: Are you a communist?
Stranger: I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Stranger: Seig Heil mein Feuer!
You: You're not a gypsy, gay or disabled are you?
Stranger: Nope
You: And thats Fuhrer, you just said "hail my fire" dipshit
Stranger: Oh snap
Stranger: Du bist ein kliene schule madchen, mein Fuhrer.
You: YOU'RE FUCKING STALIN AREN'T YOU
Stranger: Yea =[
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: FUCKING COMMIE ASSHOLE
Stranger: I love you =[
Stranger: Wanna gay out together?
You: Not with you, mustache face.
Stranger: Dont you want a mustache ride?
You: No.
Stranger: =[
You: Stop massacring more innocent people than me.
You: Bitch.
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yummy food!
You: HELP MY HOUSE IS UNDER ATTACK FROM ZOMBIE NINJAS
Stranger: O-o
Stranger: ohno!
You: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Stranger: thats weird...
Stranger: i was just watching sean of the dead lol
You: GET UP HERE AND HELP ME FIGHT THEM!!!
You: HERE'S A SHOTGUN
Stranger: shawn*
Stranger: -sigh-
Stranger: but im eating a pasta bowl!!!
You: FUCK THE PASTA BOWL
You: WE NEED TO KILL THE ZOMBIE NINJAS
Stranger: DAMMIT
Stranger: *tosses pasta bowl at zombies, they go after it like its brains*
Stranger: there ya happy!?!?
Stranger: theyre distracted
You: BUT THEY'LL START ATTACKING AGAIN AS SOON AS THEY FINISH IT
You: AHHH THEY'RE BREAKING IN AGAIN
You: WE'RE FUCKED
Stranger: aye
Stranger: i have a grenade
Stranger: been saving it
Stranger: >:D
You: BUT WAIT, WHAT'S THAT ON THE HORIZON FLYING TOWARDS US?
You: IT'S THE PIRATE VAMPIRES!
Stranger: hell if i know
You: FFFFFFF YES
You: WE'RE SAVED
Stranger: SAVED!?!?
Stranger: once they kill off the zombies we're next!
Stranger: they spare NO ONE
Stranger: now we're super mega double fucked
You: SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT THEY BETRAYED US
You: NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS CAN SAVE US NOW
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuu
Stranger: chuck norris is too busy
Stranger: he's over there...he's...one of them
Stranger: :'(
You: FUCK HE'S ROUNDHOUSE KICKING THE WALL DOWN
You: WE'RE MEGA SUPER ULTRA HYPER TRIPLE SCREWED
Stranger: we're royally screwed my friend
You: TO THE ESCAPE COPTER
Stranger: get in the basement!
Stranger: there is no copter!
You: OOH GOOD IDEA
Stranger: they blew it up
You: NAIL THE BASEMENT DOOR UP WITH THE GARLIC NAILS
Stranger: aye!
You: AND KEEP NINJAS AND CHUCK NORRIS OUT SOMEHOW
You: Wait... did you just say... AYE?!
Stranger: besides...everyone knows the basement is the pirates mortal enemy
You: My fucking god
You: YOU'RE A PIRATE VAMPIRE
Stranger: sheesh it was for comic relief
Stranger: I'm not one of them
Stranger: i dont have canines
Stranger: :P
You: YOU ARE, I SEE YOUR FANGS AND YOUR EYEPATCH
You: DIE YOU PIRATE VAMPIRE TWAT
Stranger: then why the hell am i helping you?
You: IT'S A RUSE TO GET ME IN THE BASEMENT ALONE
You: THEN YOU CAN RAPE ME- ER DRINK MY BLOOD AFTER TURNING IT TO RUM
Stranger: was better than YOUR idea
Stranger: oh yeah get to the chopper!
You: Argh it's just the stress getting to me, I'm sorry
Stranger: cuz they totally cant fly!
Stranger: >:P
You: AND THEY DESTROYED THE CHOPPER AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
Stranger: i am
Stranger: Im just critisizing cuz im being accused and im stressed
Stranger: they want me too!
You: SHIT I DON'T THINK THAT BASEMENT DOOR CAN TAKE ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK
Stranger: I'm not a very good vampire pirate...
You: HOLD ME STRANGER
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: *holds, trembling*
Stranger: we're gonna die!
Stranger: wait...i still have teh grenade!
You: IS THIS WHERE THE EPIC TALE OF YOU AND STRANGER COMES TO AN END?!
You: Ooh throw it
Stranger: That will only work for a little...if we draw them close and sacrifice ourselves...others can be saved
You: JUST THROW IT WE HAVE TO SURVIVE DAMMIT
Stranger: AYE!
You: ONLY WE CAN KILL THE ZOMBIE KING
Stranger: Cuz we're badass?
You: DAMN STRAIGHT
You: NOW THROW
You: QUICKLY
Stranger: OK...now see that bag of four over there?
Stranger: flour*
Stranger: i hid it in there!
Stranger: get it!
You: *GETS*
You: *BITES OFF THE PIN*
You: *THROWS*
You: .............KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Stranger: now get down!
You: *blood, rum, and pure liquid win flows down the stairs*
You: WE DID IT
You: WE KILLED THEM ALL
Stranger: yayyyy!
Stranger: but theres unfinished buisness to be had
You: HIGH FUCKING FIVE DUDE
Stranger: *high fivez*
You: >D
Stranger: ok...theres an armory down the street
Stranger: if it hasnt been marauded yet, there should be some stuff we can use to take down that heartless bitch of a vampire king
You: Yes... about him.
You: I have something I ought to tell you.
Stranger: oh no...
Stranger: ur
Stranger: ur not
Stranger: ...
Stranger: O_O
You: YES!
You: I AM THE VAMPIRE KING!!!
Stranger: HOLY SHIT!
You: >DDD
Stranger: What an interesting twist...im fucked
You: Yeah, I'd say so.

Aaaand then it just carried on not being very amusing/strange at all. (And I just noticed that last one was a lot like Eclipse's damn

Incidentally it's interesting/worrying how many people will still have a damn good try at cybersexing with you when you refuse to say anything but "meow". o.o (I do that to try and annoy people hehe >3)

 

[Not Meowth]

Well it's been a while since I've been on here, I'll try a few.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: I'm Hitler.
Stranger: Neat
Stranger: I'm not a jew.
You: Are you a communist?
Stranger: I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Stranger: Seig Heil mein Feuer!
You: You're not a gypsy, gay or disabled are you?
Stranger: Nope
You: And thats Fuhrer, you just said "hail my fire" dipshit
Stranger: Oh snap
Stranger: Du bist ein kliene schule madchen, mein Fuhrer.
You: YOU'RE FUCKING STALIN AREN'T YOU
Stranger: Yea =[
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: FUCKING COMMIE ASSHOLE
Stranger: I love you =[
Stranger: Wanna gay out together?
You: Not with you, mustache face.
Stranger: Dont you want a mustache ride?
You: No.
Stranger: =[
You: Stop massacring more innocent people than me.
You: Bitch.
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yummy food!
You: HELP MY HOUSE IS UNDER ATTACK FROM ZOMBIE NINJAS
Stranger: O-o
Stranger: ohno!
You: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Stranger: thats weird...
Stranger: i was just watching sean of the dead lol
You: GET UP HERE AND HELP ME FIGHT THEM!!!
You: HERE'S A SHOTGUN
Stranger: shawn*
Stranger: -sigh-
Stranger: but im eating a pasta bowl!!!
You: FUCK THE PASTA BOWL
You: WE NEED TO KILL THE ZOMBIE NINJAS
Stranger: DAMMIT
Stranger: *tosses pasta bowl at zombies, they go after it like its brains*
Stranger: there ya happy!?!?
Stranger: theyre distracted
You: BUT THEY'LL START ATTACKING AGAIN AS SOON AS THEY FINISH IT
You: AHHH THEY'RE BREAKING IN AGAIN
You: WE'RE FUCKED
Stranger: aye
Stranger: i have a grenade
Stranger: been saving it
Stranger: >:D
You: BUT WAIT, WHAT'S THAT ON THE HORIZON FLYING TOWARDS US?
You: IT'S THE PIRATE VAMPIRES!
Stranger: hell if i know
You: FFFFFFF YES
You: WE'RE SAVED
Stranger: SAVED!?!?
Stranger: once they kill off the zombies we're next!
Stranger: they spare NO ONE
Stranger: now we're super mega double fucked
You: SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT THEY BETRAYED US
You: NOT EVEN CHUCK NORRIS CAN SAVE US NOW
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuu
Stranger: chuck norris is too busy
Stranger: he's over there...he's...one of them
Stranger: :'(
You: FUCK HE'S ROUNDHOUSE KICKING THE WALL DOWN
You: WE'RE MEGA SUPER ULTRA HYPER TRIPLE SCREWED
Stranger: we're royally screwed my friend
You: TO THE ESCAPE COPTER
Stranger: get in the basement!
Stranger: there is no copter!
You: OOH GOOD IDEA
Stranger: they blew it up
You: NAIL THE BASEMENT DOOR UP WITH THE GARLIC NAILS
Stranger: aye!
You: AND KEEP NINJAS AND CHUCK NORRIS OUT SOMEHOW
You: Wait... did you just say... AYE?!
Stranger: besides...everyone knows the basement is the pirates mortal enemy
You: My fucking god
You: YOU'RE A PIRATE VAMPIRE
Stranger: sheesh it was for comic relief
Stranger: I'm not one of them
Stranger: i dont have canines
Stranger: :P
You: YOU ARE, I SEE YOUR FANGS AND YOUR EYEPATCH
You: DIE YOU PIRATE VAMPIRE TWAT
Stranger: then why the hell am i helping you?
You: IT'S A RUSE TO GET ME IN THE BASEMENT ALONE
You: THEN YOU CAN RAPE ME- ER DRINK MY BLOOD AFTER TURNING IT TO RUM
Stranger: was better than YOUR idea
Stranger: oh yeah get to the chopper!
You: Argh it's just the stress getting to me, I'm sorry
Stranger: cuz they totally cant fly!
Stranger: >:P
You: AND THEY DESTROYED THE CHOPPER AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
Stranger: i am
Stranger: Im just critisizing cuz im being accused and im stressed
Stranger: they want me too!
You: SHIT I DON'T THINK THAT BASEMENT DOOR CAN TAKE ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK
Stranger: I'm not a very good vampire pirate...
You: HOLD ME STRANGER
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: *holds, trembling*
Stranger: we're gonna die!
Stranger: wait...i still have teh grenade!
You: IS THIS WHERE THE EPIC TALE OF YOU AND STRANGER COMES TO AN END?!
You: Ooh throw it
Stranger: That will only work for a little...if we draw them close and sacrifice ourselves...others can be saved
You: JUST THROW IT WE HAVE TO SURVIVE DAMMIT
Stranger: AYE!
You: ONLY WE CAN KILL THE ZOMBIE KING
Stranger: Cuz we're badass?
You: DAMN STRAIGHT
You: NOW THROW
You: QUICKLY
Stranger: OK...now see that bag of four over there?
Stranger: flour*
Stranger: i hid it in there!
Stranger: get it!
You: *GETS*
You: *BITES OFF THE PIN*
You: *THROWS*
You: .............KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Stranger: now get down!
You: *blood, rum, and pure liquid win flows down the stairs*
You: WE DID IT
You: WE KILLED THEM ALL
Stranger: yayyyy!
Stranger: but theres unfinished buisness to be had
You: HIGH FUCKING FIVE DUDE
Stranger: *high fivez*
You: >D
Stranger: ok...theres an armory down the street
Stranger: if it hasnt been marauded yet, there should be some stuff we can use to take down that heartless bitch of a vampire king
You: Yes... about him.
You: I have something I ought to tell you.
Stranger: oh no...
Stranger: ur
Stranger: ur not
Stranger: ...
Stranger: O_O
You: YES!
You: I AM THE VAMPIRE KING!!!
Stranger: HOLY SHIT!
You: >DDD
Stranger: What an interesting twist...im fucked
You: Yeah, I'd say so.

Aaaand then it just carried on not being very amusing/strange at all. (And I just noticed that last one was a lot like Eclipse's damn)

Incidentally it's interesting/worrying how many people will still have a damn good try at cybersexing with you when you refuse to say anything but "meow". o.o (I do that to try and annoy people hehe >3)

 

[ignore_this_acct]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: mom?
Stranger: son?
You: mom!!!!!
Stranger: son!!!!!!!
Stranger: i dont beleive this
You: lol
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: m right
You: lol
Stranger: ohh im an m
You: daddy!!!!!
Stranger: daughter!!!!
You: daddy!
You: give me some $ daddy
Stranger: daughter its been years
You: i need $ daddy
Stranger: ok but dont spend it all in one store
You: to buy a pokeman game
You: k
Stranger: ok
You: *buys pokeman game*
Stranger: when you coming home?
You: i dunno,
Stranger: ahhh i havent seen you since christmas
You: when i get back from my boyfriends bed errr house
Stranger: ahhh use protection
You: k
Stranger: ok
You: *sleeps with bf*
You: the condom broke
Stranger: *has a kid*
You: i'll nAME HIM CHEASE CAKE
Stranger: what did i tell you about using proper protection?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: it broke!
Stranger: your mom will not be proud of you
You: I killed her,remember
Stranger: ohhhh right, tough halloween
You: yea.
Stranger: hehe she tought it was a fake knife
You: oh gawd my water broke...
Stranger: but she though wrong
You: ITS COMING
Stranger: oh no get to a hospital
You: THE BABY
Stranger: hurry up!!!!
Stranger: get to a hospital
You: OH GAWD IT HAS A PENIS AND A VAGINA
Stranger: oh no not a mutant!!!
Stranger: fuck
You: oh gawd
You: cheescake
Stranger: ok is it ok?
You: THE BABY JUST CAGHT ON FIRE
You: IM ON FIRE TOO
You: SAVE ME DADDY
You: DAVE ME
You: SAVE ME
Stranger: ok hold on
You: OH GAWD
Stranger: where are you!!!
You: MY BOYFRIEND IS HOMO
Stranger: im coming right now
Stranger: hold on a sec
You: SAVE ME,MY HOMO BF
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: are you ok?
You: dad..your homo too
You: you just kissed my bf
You: wtf
Stranger: oh no!!!
Stranger: what will your step mom say!!!
You: OG GAWD THE BABYS PENIS FELL OFFF
You: I JUST KILLED HER
You: WITH THE FLAMING HOT BABY
Stranger: oh fuck at least there is still a vagina, she could be a girl
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: thank god
You: no wait,it grew back...
Stranger: wtf???
You: oh gawd
You: i just grew one
Stranger: not you too!!!
Stranger: fuck call the police or something
You: check to see if you have a vagina
Stranger: oh shit
You: 911
Stranger: i do!!!
Stranger: *911, whats your emergency*
You: officer i have a penius!
Stranger: ok mam stay where you are im sending a squad car right now
You: k thx
Stranger: ok just stay put
Stranger: *dad gets back on the phone*
You: k it fell off,nevermind
Stranger: oh sweetey are you ok? did you call the police?
You: wait..wait
Stranger: ok whats wrong?
You: my vagina just turned into a boob...
You: wtf
Stranger: oh fuck
You: how do i pee now
You: where is my baby
You: where it it
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: did the police get there yet?
You: oh
You: the baby hijacked a plane
You: gotta go brb
Stranger: oh shit *september 11 happens*
Stranger: the baby hijacked a plane and it flew into a buliding
Stranger: you there?
You: back
Stranger: sweetheart?
Stranger: ok
You: what is it homo dad
Stranger: the baby flew the plane into a building
You: not the toys r us right?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: wait want to stop this right now?
Stranger: hehe
You: how
Stranger: no i mean this story
Stranger: wanna stop or do you wanna go on?
You: i dont care
Stranger: hehe it was funny tho
You: yea
Stranger: really funny actually
You: lets make this story fameos
Stranger: sure ok ill put this up on youtube i have a very good account
Stranger: let me get my capture card
You: k
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: hehe hold on
You: when you go hehe you look like a pedo...
Stranger: ?
You: lolz
You: live long and prosper
Stranger: wait i cant find my camera or capture card. ill just save this blog

win