Omegle

[J.T.]

Stranger: *something in another language, repeated over and over again throughout the post, long enough to stretch the page*
Stranger: *... and again*
You: I CAN SPAM TOO
You: *the word SPAM repeated so many times the page length increases almost exponentially*
You: *and again*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Seritinajii]

As soon as I said "So's your face" the person disconnected. =D

You: Mushrooms are evil.
You: Trust me, I know.
Stranger: Hahaha ok, I'll stay away!
You: Seriously though
You: They've been taking over my backyard
You: Luckily, when winter comes they'll go back underground.
Stranger: Hahaha
You: But they can killllll
Stranger: well, don't eat them then!
You: Exactly.
You: Spread this knowledge on.
You: Because they're harmful creatures.
Stranger: Well everyone knows not to eat mushrooms on the floor
Stranger: oh, they're creatures now are they?
You: Fungi?
You: More like
You: EVILGI
Stranger: Hmm, must have fallen asleep at school
Stranger: HAHA
You: NOOOOO
You: MUSHROOOOOMS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That was stupid.

You: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: because
You: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Stranger: it just popped
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You have disconnected.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Ryan the Terrible]

You: If you're looking for cybersex, disconnect now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The majority of the time I start with something like that, the person disconnects. >.>

You: afcdugdhsafkhlshgglui hadsdfjqwhgeqwrlhgewarfglhwfezhvgafugkweavhgvkvsfdbjhfdwsghkfsad
Stranger: sorry, its wrong
Stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
You: WAT
You: But it took me 3 years to memorize that!
Stranger: oh well
You: NO NOT OH WELL
You: You have to teach me!
Stranger: a
Stranger: b
Stranger: c
Stranger: d
Stranger: e
Stranger: f
Stranger: g
Stranger: b
Stranger: y
Stranger: e
Stranger: b
Stranger: y
Stranger: e
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Rotomize]

hehe

Stranger: Hi, im looking for a female webcam slave.
You: Hi, im gay
You: will you marry me?
Stranger: yes!
You: oh really?
You: damn
You: i guess i should tell my many other gay husbands
You: that we'll have another one
Stranger: <3 we should have an o**y
You: i dont know where I am going to keep 150 dead gay people!
You: maybe i should frame my neighbour
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that was fun.
and probably really unoriginal.
but still fun.

 

[Bombsii]

You: excuse me good fellow
Stranger: Hello
You: I seem to have got my foot stuck in this dog
You: could you possibly help me out?
Stranger: that's not so smart!
Stranger: call some friends
Stranger: maybe they'll help you
You: I have the Mafia are busy and The ghostbusters went out of business years back
Stranger: too bad!
Stranger: maybe James Bond will help you?
Stranger: Shall I call him for you?
You: nah Daniel Craig is strange.
Stranger: Maybe Pierce is still secretly in business
You: hmm.. maybe.
Stranger: i'M NOT SURE I SHOULD TRUST YOU. THIS PAGE SAYS YOURE A STRANGER.
You: But it says YOU'RE A STRANGER TOO! It LIES!

 

[speedblader03]

You: r u a bot?
Stranger: I'm 12 years old and ready for action.
Stranger: I'm 12 years old and ready for action.
You: CHEESE
Stranger: I'm 12 years old and ready for action.
You: haha this is funny!
Stranger: I'm over 9000 and ready for action.
Stranger: Now I'm 12 years old and ready for action.
You: IT'S OVER 9000!
Stranger: It is.
Stranger: I'm 12 years old and ready for action.
You: 12 again eh?
Stranger: I'm 12 years old and ready for action.
You: m/f?
Stranger: Whichever you want, babe.
You: I'm pretending to have a real conversation.
You: I'm a guy.
Stranger: I'm 12 years old and ready for action.
Stranger: I'm 12 years old and ready for action.
You: HOORAY 4 SPAM!
Stranger: I'm 12 years old and ready for action.
Stranger: I'm a 12 years old boy and I'm ready for action.
You: 0_o
Stranger: I'm 17, bisexual, alabama.
Stranger: How bout them Lakers.
You: Idk sorry lol...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Zora of Termina]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

You: YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE OMEGLE SO WE PUT AN OMEGLE IN YOUR OMEGLE SO U CAN TALK TO STRANGERS WHILE U TALK TO STRANGERS

Stranger: umm ok

You: haha

You: can you tell i was bored

Stranger: umm yea

You: good

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

Stranger: hi

You: hullo

Stranger: hullo?

Stranger: wht's this?

You: hello

You: but different

Stranger: hehehheheeh

Stranger: yep

You: :9

Stranger: what do you do?

You: nothin' much

Stranger: wuere are u from?

You: elsewhere

Stranger: where*

Stranger: ok

Stranger: where are u from?

You: canada

Stranger: kkkkkkkk

Stranger: peitinho

Stranger: i'm from brazil

Stranger: ~kkkkkkkkkkk

Stranger: ~o

Stranger: slfdm,sjferjhf,nvsnfpodsjgms]~

Stranger: sarpoiçlmg,vb ,.xcmlgsdç]k~dasç]zd

Stranger: saçd~]slgçfdkhofmn, v.zx;,fw

You: ...

You: what

Stranger: [slfçsdotpsdmg. xm.;v,a]flsk

Stranger: ..............

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: i'm a horny boy

You: o.o

Stranger: and you

Stranger: ?

Stranger: are you horny?

You: ...maybe

You: i'm not saying

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...I'm a little scared that he knew I was a girl and I didn't tell him. >>
No, I'm not from Canada, by the by.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, BITCH

You have disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

D:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

Stranger: i love you, lets get married

You: ok sure

Stranger: nice, so were married now.

You: yes we are

Stranger: lets make babys honey

You: ... maybe

Stranger: your right, are you a guy?

You: no

Stranger: hmm, that would be pretty difficult then

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

... *blinkblink*

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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Stranger: msn?

Stranger: ...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And this left me even more confused than the last one. >>

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i am m 17 want to camsex

You: keep it in your pants, bitch

You have disconnected.

...I love doing that to them. :9

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: ...mom?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...Yes.

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: ...
Stranger: what?

You: I AM AWSOME AND YOU NOT U B STOOPID!
You have disconnected.

I love myself so much...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: WHY YOU DIRTY BITCH YOU DIDNT COME WHEN I TOLD YOU TO!
You: Is this you, Bill Gates?
Stranger: yes i'm
You: THEN KEEP YOUR DIRTY PENNIS WHERE IT BELONGS TO!
You have disconnected.

that sucked so much...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: we speak again

You: ....mom?
Stranger: nope
You: .....Dad?
Stranger: nooooooo
You: .....Is that Dennis from the Mafia?
Stranger: no
You: ......The psycho I hired today?
Stranger: noo....
Stranger: I'm someone you dunno
You: ...Some random guy sitting before the computer?
Stranger: Ima girl, tyvm
You: ......Go burn in hell, Dianna. You've always been the dumbest girl in out mafia...
You have disconnected.

FAIL.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: ARGH!
You: NOOOOO!
Stranger: ?
You: NO THAT CANT BE!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Stranger: what happened?
You: I WIEGH 1 GRAM TOO MUCH AAAAAAH THE PAIN THE PAIN!
You: I WILL NOW DIE FROM SHAME!

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

My revenge against the girls in my previous class...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: how to say hello in ur language
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Stranger: ?
You: Just answered it.
You: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Stranger: ....
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Im such a smart kid. I even translated the local girl langauge.

 

[Karkat Vantas]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
You: Hello. I am human, and most definitely not an evil goldifsh with robotic arms.
Stranger: a goldfish would have no use for robotic arms
Stranger: nor would it have the capacity to comprehend or use them
You: That is why I am most definitely not a goldfish with robotic arms.
Stranger: so, i believe you
Stranger: goldfish get really big if they don't die within a month
You: But I have lived for approximately 25 years.
You: And I am not dead.
Stranger: goldfish can live into their thirties
Stranger: like turtles
You: I met a turtle in the freshwater pond that I do not live in.
You: He attempted to swallow my nonexistant tail which is definitely not golden.
Stranger: i don't like fish
Stranger: they're boring
Stranger: unless you get salt water fish
Stranger: which are a pain in the ass to keep
Stranger: i was kind of interested in one of those nanoreef aquariums for a while but fuck that
You: I do not like fish either.
You: They are very awesome.
You: That is why I dislike them.
Stranger: what do you know about gills
You: Gills are things that fish use to breathe.
You: Of course, since I am not a fish with robotic arms, I do not use them.
Stranger: tadpoles have gills
Stranger: tadpoles are cooler than fism
Stranger: fish
Stranger: imo
You: Many aquatic creatures use gills.
Stranger: because they eventually upgrade to land
Stranger: fish never upgrade to land unless they're about to get eaten
You: Humans never upgrade to water unless they're about to get eaten.
Stranger: what about scuba divers
Stranger: and submarine sailors
You: I have seen a few of those.
You: I did not strangle them with my nonexistant arms while not breathing through my nonexistant gills.
Stranger: do you like grilled salmon
You: I find it disgusting.
Stranger: what about tuna
Stranger: fresh tuna not fake tuna
Stranger: like in the cans
You: Fish are amazing creatures and should not be disrespected.
Stranger: "sea kittens"
You: Do you eat fish?
Stranger: not often
You: ...so you do eat fish?
Stranger: every once in a while
Stranger: i prefer warm blooded prey
You: You eat fish.
Stranger: yup
You: You cruel man.
Stranger: hell naw
Stranger: fish have no feelings
Stranger: and their pain is a pain of no consequence
Stranger: cuz they're fish
Stranger: kind of like birds
You: I will not come to your house and not strangle you with my nonexistant arms for not insulting the amazing fish.
Stranger: whatever captain triple negatives
Stranger: you can't strangle the willing
You: Triple negatives indicate that my previous statement is untrue...
You: and that I will come to your house and strangle you, correct?
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: and then i said you can't strangle the willing
You: You have discovered my true identity.
You: I must now retreat, before you reveal this to the world.]
You: Well played, Mr...
Stranger: goodbye my scotch stranger
Stranger: They Call Me Zee

 

[Not Meowth]

You: Cheese
Stranger: bacon =D
You: I like bacon!
Stranger: bacon is awesome
You: Do you have bacon?
You: I want bacon.
Stranger: yes yes i do
You: ARE YOU BACON?
You: *chews you*
Stranger: ah hey thats a tender area
You: You're not bacon!
You: D:<
Stranger: om nom nom
Stranger: =O
Stranger: your right
Stranger: noooo ive been lied to
You: I'm going to file a complaint.
You: I'm going to WRITE A LETTER.
You: I'M GOING TO TALK TO THE KING OF BACON ABOUT THIS
Stranger: but that my bacon loving friend is immpossible for he is a cow plotting the death of all pigs in camps
Stranger: and you cant talk to cows
You: No, the King of Bacon is a 500 foot tall rasher of bacon named Charlie.
You: WHERE'S MY BACON
You: YOU SAID YOU HAD BACON
Stranger: right here 'unzips pants*
You: BACON D<
You: BACOOOON D<
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Cheese?
Stranger: Cheese? [SIMULTANEOUSLY]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...me?!

Stranger: male or female?
You: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwrrrrrrr
You: f
Stranger: send pics
You: http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/birds/images/de_blue_hen_chicken.jpg
You: http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:_--omY0HNPbvhM:http://brilliantleap.com/blog/frog.jpg
Stranger: haha\
Stranger: of you naked
You: http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn...dgardens.com/imageBank/cache/b/blancmange.jpg
You: Oh sorry, you should have been more specific.
Stranger: ya its my fault
You: Shame, I sent all those for no reason.
Stranger: i apologize
You: Can't you just look at those?
Stranger: i could...
Stranger: but i think id rather see you naked
You: I think i'd rather have not wasted a whole minute of my time getting those pics for you.
Stranger: :(
You: You might like those pics if you just looked.
You: THey're very nice.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi male 22 with webcam looking for a girl to share
You: Hi male 17 w/o webcam watching you disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hey u horny?
Stranger: yes
You: im not.
You have disconnected.

Connection imploded.

OMGFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Stranger: do you like spaghetti?
You: Eat me!
Stranger: are you spaghetti
Stranger: ????
You: Um yeah
Stranger: sweet i will eta you
You: :D
Stranger: omnomnom
You: HAHA SUCKER I'M LINGUINI
Stranger: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Ravioli?
Stranger: nah, not a pasta fan
You: Ravioli?
Stranger: is kinda messy
You: RAVIOLI??
Stranger: is square
You: Sorry, the correct answer was "fusilli".
You: Thanks for playing!
You have disconnected.

You: Sausage?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: jumbo
You: Cheese?
Stranger: chilli
You: Apricot?
Stranger: apple
You: Fudge?
Stranger: strawberry
You: Lobster thermidor in a bearnaise sauce with wild truffle pate and a fried egg on top and Spam?
Stranger: lemon chicken with my fat ass
You: Beans?
Stranger: sprouts
You: Beans??
Stranger: mr?
You: BEEEEEAAAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSSSS!!!!
Stranger: stingray
You: BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Stranger: beanns
You: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Stranger: sex
You: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Stranger: cum
You: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: bye
You: Ok I'll stop saying "beans".
Stranger: u must be a guy
You: How come?
Stranger: no idea
You: Maybe I'm not.
Stranger: maybe
You: Maybe I'm an immortal being from a distant world who transcends such meager concepts as gender.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i think im wasting my time
You: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: I love you.
Stranger: and i love you
You: "Omegle is not a dating site."
You have disconnected.

You: I love you.
Stranger: i love your mummy
You: I have no mummy. I ate her.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hey im 96/f/uk wanna cyber?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Is this the Krusty Krab?
You: No, this is Patrick.
Stranger: Is this the Krusty Krab?
You: No, this is Patrick...
Stranger: Is this the Krusty Krab?
You: NO!!! THIS IS PATRIIIICKKKK!!!
You: I'm not a crusty crab...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Zeph]

A forewarning: Do NOT follow the URL that Stranger gave me.

Stranger: m or f
You: That was an abrupt start. Male.
Stranger: here is something to cheer you up if you didnt like that start.
Stranger: www.lemonparty.org make sure to vote!
You: I see
You: How very interesting
Stranger: :)
You: Although I'm not stupid
You: I have the ability to google things and read their descriptions
Stranger: yayaya
Stranger: google has fake descriptions
You: I'm sure it does
You: Wikipedia says so too.
You: Lemonparty.org

Lemonparty.org contains an image of three elderly men in a bed kissing and having oral sex. The image has been referenced in obscure and sometimes literal contexts in the media, such as a sketch on Talkshow with Spike Feresten,[12][13] dialogue on 30 Rock.[14][15], a Moviefone interview with Michael Cera and Jonah Hill,[16] a Young Hollywood interview with Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy.[17], and during American stand-up comic Doug Stanhope's live DVD No Refunds (DVD).
Stranger: wiki can be edited by anyone.
Stranger: what is that?
You: It can, but somehow I doubt Google and Wikipedia would agree considering Wikipedia's editability.
Stranger: its all lies!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

And then this: (Warning for swearing et cetera.)

Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: bitch
You: Why thank you.
Stranger: asshole
You: Yes, I have one of those
You: Do you?
Stranger: go fuck urself
You: Why, that's the best idea I've heard all day!
Stranger: burn in the lower levels of hell
You: Ha
You: Hell doesn't exist, my friend.
Stranger: bitch
You: Last time I checked, I was neither a dog nor female.
Stranger: u know what
Stranger: vigana and tits
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

A bit boring, but some funny parts.

You: Hi
Stranger: sir
Stranger: why don't you take a sit?
You: it's "miss", but ok.
Stranger: you know who I am?
You: Sure.
Stranger: great
Stranger: I assume you're american, right?
You: Actually,no.
Stranger: brit?
You: nope
Stranger: give me a hint pls
You: europe
Stranger: holland?
You: no
Stranger: far or near?
Stranger: asSpain?
You: no
You: Another hint?
Stranger: maybe
You: north
Stranger: PERKELE?????
Stranger: :D
You: nope
Stranger: sweden?
You: sorry
Stranger: that only leaves norway
Stranger: and denmakr
Stranger: denmark
You: Norway it is.
Stranger: ahh ok
Stranger: you could have said black metal, it would be easier to find out :D
You: Lol^^
Stranger: do u know a Norweigien band called Mortal Love?
You: no
*disconnect*

Stranger: HI
You: meme meme meme meme
You: MEMES ROCK
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: Whats the craziest thing you'vce ever done?
You: Maybe going to /b/. LOTS of weird stuff there...
Stranger: I don't really get what that is. Anyway
You: I don't have any "real-life" things, mostly because I keep my craziness to the internet.
Stranger: Do you wanna know what I did?
You: You don't want to know what it is, trust me.
You: Yes
Stranger: Well I killed 2 people. It's been 5 years, and I still haven't been caught. My girlfriend got framed for what I did. Lol!
Stranger: The only person
Stranger: Who knows is you
You: Ok...
You: I'll keep it a secret, trust me.
Stranger: Ok =]
You: You can depend on me^^
Stranger: You have been reported to the FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: "If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it."
You: So BUSTED
Stranger: GASP!

 

[nothing to see here]

This kind of reminds me of salmonbots.

Except those connect two random people over AIM (and sometimes come after you without your permission, after you update your profile on certain websites) and this seems to be more of a chatroom thing.

But both definitely do the whole "link two random people and change their names so they can't be identified" thing. If you've ever had a weird IM from someone with "(adjective) Salmon" as their name, this is what it was.

 

[Rotomize]

lol just did this to some random.

You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: sure
You: ew pedophile
You have disconnected.

 

[Eta Carinae]

:D this is fun

Note: Nothing I said here was true

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: Heyy
You: Hi
You: What's your favourite colour?
You: I NEED TO KNOW!
Stranger: Yellow
Stranger: Why??!?
You: I don't know, when you know someone's fave colour, you understand something about them :)
You: AT least in my mind
You: Have you ever seen a unicorn?
You: Or a dragon?
You: I saw one once, it went RAWR!
You: And it killed some guy with its fire breath :(
Stranger: D:
Stranger: aw
You: I saw a unicorn too
You: Some guy stabbed it with a knife and fled with its horn
You: Whenever I tell people those stories they punch me
Stranger: Rawr
Stranger: It means I love you in dinosaur
You: But you didn't so your my friend :D
Stranger: Yesh. :D
You: Rawr
You: You ever seen dinosaurs that fire lazers when they roar?
Stranger: no
You: D:
You: You're acting like that kid who called me insane
Stranger: I'am
Stranger: Your not insane :D
You: That was before I went into a mental home for brutally murdering a gerbil
You: But I escaped :)
Stranger: Oh Cool
You: Some people got in my way, but I stole a minigun and killed them
You: Then I rode away on Pixiedust the flying unicorn
Stranger: Would you kill me?
You: No, cause your my buddy :)
Stranger: :D
You: Though, you're gerbil isn't safe
Stranger: I don't got a gerbil
You: Good
You: Or else he would be dead
You: And blood would be splattered in his cage
You: And I would stand there, minigun in hand, smiling evily
Stranger: Ooh
You: You would rush into the room and scream for your gerbil
You: And I would kill you too
You: :D
Stranger: O.O
You: And people think I'm insane
You: Hahahahaha
You: HAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: Don't Kill mE!
You: HA! HA! HA!
You: MWAHAHAHAHA!
You: Blood everywhere, and your corpse forever rotting in the home I would soon eliminate of all humans
You: By murder
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: D:
You: Isn't this fun :D
Stranger: I want to join you.
You: I accept no followers
Stranger: Aw.
You: Soon, however, the world will be mine, and you will have the choice of death or slavery
You: If you choose to be my slave, you will forever do my bidding
You: Cleaning up the guts of my enemies who I "carelessly" slaughter
Stranger: I'd choose to be your slave..
Stranger: ..
You: Have you learned something?
You: No?
You: Well then, remember to never talk to escaped serial killers :D

 

[Eta Carinae]

:D this is fun

Note: Nothing I said here was true

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: Heyy
You: Hi
You: What's your favourite colour?
You: I NEED TO KNOW!
Stranger: Yellow
Stranger: Why??!?
You: I don't know, when you know someone's fave colour, you understand something about them :)
You: AT least in my mind
You: Have you ever seen a unicorn?
You: Or a dragon?
You: I saw one once, it went RAWR!
You: And it killed some guy with its fire breath :(
Stranger: D:
Stranger: aw
You: I saw a unicorn too
You: Some guy stabbed it with a knife and fled with its horn
You: Whenever I tell people those stories they punch me
Stranger: Rawr
Stranger: It means I love you in dinosaur
You: But you didn't so your my friend :D
Stranger: Yesh. :D
You: Rawr
You: You ever seen dinosaurs that fire lazers when they roar?
Stranger: no
You: D:
You: You're acting like that kid who called me insane
Stranger: I'am
Stranger: Your not insane :D
You: That was before I went into a mental home for brutally murdering a gerbil
You: But I escaped :)
Stranger: Oh Cool
You: Some people got in my way, but I stole a minigun and killed them
You: Then I rode away on Pixiedust the flying unicorn
Stranger: Would you kill me?
You: No, cause your my buddy :)
Stranger: :D
You: Though, you're gerbil isn't safe
Stranger: I don't got a gerbil
You: Good
You: Or else he would be dead
You: And blood would be splattered in his cage
You: And I would stand there, minigun in hand, smiling evily
Stranger: Ooh
You: You would rush into the room and scream for your gerbil
You: And I would kill you too
You: :D
Stranger: O.O
You: And people think I'm insane
You: Hahahahaha
You: HAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: Don't Kill mE!
You: HA! HA! HA!
You: MWAHAHAHAHA!
You: Blood everywhere, and your corpse forever rotting in the home I would soon eliminate of all humans
You: By murder
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stranger: D:
You: Isn't this fun :D
Stranger: I want to join you.
You: I accept no followers
Stranger: Aw.
You: Soon, however, the world will be mine, and you will have the choice of death or slavery
You: If you choose to be my slave, you will forever do my bidding
You: Cleaning up the guts of my enemies who I "carelessly" slaughter
Stranger: I'd choose to be your slave..
Stranger: ..
You: Have you learned something?
You: No?
You: Well then, remember to never talk to escaped serial killers :D

 

[speedblader03]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fbi
Stranger: No, CIA!
You: The gray text lies!
Stranger: Show me your ID mr!
You: or what?
Stranger: Or your in trouble..
Stranger: We will hunt you down. :P
You: fine, here.
You: *gives fake id*
Stranger: Damn kids..
You: *runs*
Stranger: *Pulls out Magnum .45 half automatic*
Stranger: Better stop running there.
You: You'll never find the pot in the trunk of my car!~
You: *stops*
You: why?
Stranger: Well, Im a lousy shooter, I might miss your legs.. You never know.
You: ...or god make strike you down!
You: *may
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: I dont believe in god.
Stranger: In believe in my magnum. :P
You: o noes.
Stranger: O yeah..
Stranger: About that pot.
Stranger: I smoked it..
Stranger: Was nice, thanks.
You: noooooooooooooo!
You: ALL OF IT?
Stranger: Im dutch and all, I'm supposed to smoke ALL of it. Doh,
Stranger: ;)
You: NUUUUU
You: your uncle will kill me now!!!!
Stranger: MY uncle?
You: I'm so dead!
You: yeah!
Stranger: I have uncles!?
You: yes
Stranger: I always thought i was an orphan =(!?
You: You have 34 secret uncles!
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: My mum / dad had one fucking big family then.
You: ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh!
Stranger: 33 brothers.. :P
You: 40 sisters
You: gtg, by stranger!
Stranger: Bye bye !
Stranger: Remember, Cia watching you!
Stranger: CIA*
You: good luck with that evil hamster!
You: muahahahahahaha!
Stranger: Thanks, its one evil ****. Ill need it.
You: *nods*
Stranger: Hes planning world domination you know..
You: indeed, BAI!!!!!
Stranger: Cya.
You have disconnected.

 

[Worst Username Ever]

A... weird conversation...

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: whats up?
You: Pirates or ninjas?
Stranger: NINJAS!
You: Awesome
Stranger: I work as part time ninja
You: Me too
Stranger: in my bedroo
Stranger: *bedroom
Stranger: with pillows
Stranger: and sexy guys
You: O_o
Stranger: I kick them
Stranger: with black ninja belt
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: I love men
Stranger: Their bodies are HAWT
Stranger: Women are NOT
You: Well, ok...
Stranger: You started it weirdo! ;)
You: By the way, do you like Mudkipz?
Stranger: Nah
Stranger: they are blue :(
Stranger: blue mens sad
Stranger: *means
You: Then do you like Hoppips?
You: or Pikachus?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: I like men
*disconnect*

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i!
You: *Hi
You: Do you like... MUDKIPZ?
Stranger: hi
You: Or LAZERS?
Stranger: dont know what you're talking about
You: Memes.
You: Or we can talk about video games if you want.
Stranger: do you like ps3 or xbox
You: Wii.
You: >:3
Stranger: wii is cool but i get bored of it
You: But out of those, I prefer the ps3.
Stranger: my cousins have it
You: I have lots of Wii games. Mario Galaxy, Brawl, Twilight Princess, Super Paper Mario, and much more.
You: And I never play Wii Sports :D
You: It's pretty boring.
You: And I have a DS too
You: And I'm ADDICTED to Phantom Hourglass
You: :D
Stranger: how often do you play video games?
Stranger: every day?
You: yes
You: Too much ^^
Stranger: how many hours a day?
You: Maybe 4 or 5.
Stranger: wow. are you a student?
You: yes
Stranger: how old
You: 15
Stranger: do you like school
You: Nope.
Stranger: or video games more
Stranger: where do you go to school
You: Video games.
Stranger: in USA?
You: No.
You: But I wouldn't tell you where anyway.
Stranger: not the school
Stranger: the country
You: Norway
Stranger: norway wow
Stranger: im from canada
You: Ok, cool
Stranger: i have to go eat now though
Stranger: its ramadan
Stranger: and time to eat
Stranger: good bye! keep playing wiiiii
You: Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Gee, it sure is boring around here...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and u are not boringß
Stranger: ?
Stranger: are u rocket scientist?
Stranger: or spaceman?
You: no
You: but I'm a gamer
Stranger: what games?
You: Nintendo stuff
You: Mario and Zelda
Stranger: ok, i dont know much about it, i prefer having a real ife and sex.
Stranger: but being am gamenerd is not a crime
You: I DO have a life...
Stranger: come on.
You: But yeah, I am a nerd.
Stranger: first words about yoursefl: i am a gamer.
You: I'll admit to that.
Stranger: that fine. we need that , too
Stranger: people have to work out prgramms for my bank account and stuff.
Stranger: so: thums up for da nerds!
You: Yay^^
Stranger: so, nerd, whats the latest nerdtalk?
You: "I herd u liek mudkipz".
Stranger: whats mudkipz?
You: Or the very newest: "Imma let you finish"
You: Mudkip is a Pokemon.
Stranger: im not native english speaker.
Stranger: haha, ok.
Stranger: pokemon is a religion
Stranger: pummeluv is my master
You: yes
You: and Arceus is God
You: (pokemon joke)
Stranger: fo shizzle.
Stranger: whoever that maybe haha
Stranger: come on, now i will test u
Stranger: its a coolnesstest:
Stranger: admit the following word:
Stranger: "bon
You: "admit the following word"?
Stranger: oh fuck haha, i mean:
Stranger: (looking fot he word)
Stranger: when u put another word to it. tell me the vocab haha
Stranger: admit was wrong.
You: ok
Stranger: bon
You: bon?
Stranger: the first thing u associate with BON
You: okay^^
You: nice
Stranger: theres just one correct answer.
Stranger: and its scott, mf.
Stranger: jovi is the wirst.
You: Who is Scott?
You: and Jovi?
Stranger: bon scott u moron ;-)
You: Ok... Never heard of him.
Stranger: bon scott is like the bill gates of australian pubrock
Stranger: man, hes the fuckin frst acdc vocalist.
You: Oh, ok.
Stranger: shame on ya
Stranger: and bon jovi is your ancestor
You: Well, excuse me for not knowing anything about music.
Stranger: bonbon is the reason i got fatter
Stranger: i forgive u
You: You better.

 

[Not Meowth]

Time to offload my latest collection into the thread I s'pose.

Stranger: Hello stranger! You can ask me 6 questions, whatever you like, and I promise that I will tell the truth. Dont be shy...
You: Really?
You: Any 6 questions?
You: Six whole questions?
You: Anything I like?
You: Anything at all?
You: And you'll answer truthfully?
Stranger: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
You: Sweet! Thanks!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey hot stuff
You: Hello, Samantha.
Stranger: you wnat a slippery picle lodged inside you
You: That sounds very unpleasant to me, Samantha, but thank you for the very kind offer.
Stranger: dilldo it is bob
You: You are Samantha now.
Stranger: no
Stranger: you are
Stranger: jeeze samantha
You: No. I am Odin.
Stranger: okay bob
You: You seem to be having tremendous difficulty spelling "Odin".
You: Perhaps professional aid is in order.
Stranger: naa im okay odick
You: What an hilarious pun.
Stranger: :L
Stranger: im off now
Stranger: byee
You: Bye, Samantha.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: h i
You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: wat is yer problem
You: I'm a dinosaur
Stranger: fuck u
You: Shuddup bitch I eat you
You: NOM NOM NOM
Stranger: oh
Stranger: akk
Stranger: akkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: im dead
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey naughty girl here, who needs to get punished
You: Write "I will not be naughty ever ever again" 500 times.
You: Then go sit in the corner and think about what you did, missy.
Stranger: wow..u dont get it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Teh Ebil Snorlax]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'M A DOCTOR, NOT AN ESCALATOR
You: But I need an escalator doctor.
You: My escalator sprained its wrist.
Stranger: goddamn
Stranger: now that, I can't fix
You: You sir, are no hero.
You: Begone.
You: You are no longer welcome in this conversation.
Stranger: -hangs head in shame-
You: *points at door*
Stranger: -eye watery puppydog pout wibble-
You: *narrows eyes and glares*
Stranger: -slinks out out of door-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.