Omegle

[Ryan the Terrible]

Stranger: hey hye
You: Have you ever heard of the website Omegle?
Stranger: no i havent!
You: Really?!
Stranger: whats it allll 'bout?
You: Neither have I!
Stranger: but you just mentioned it
Stranger: so you have
Stranger: bitch
You: No I haven't.
You: Never heard of it in my life.
Stranger: you just mentioned it
Stranger: bitch
You: What does that mean?
You: Maybe a hacker temporarily took control of my computer.
Stranger: you asked if iv'e heard of omegle
Stranger: you're a fucktard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: Hey, I know you!
Stranger: whats my name?
You: You're on The Cave of Dragonflies!
You: Mike the Foxhog, right?
Stranger: what the hell is that?
Stranger: ever had an STD
You: You should know, Mike. You've been a member for longer than I have.
Stranger: in your eye
You: You're not usually this rude, Mike.
Stranger: i know, so go smeel a cock and suck of a sock
You: Hey, you're not Mike!
You: Imposter!
Stranger: no shit
You: I'll have you arrested for impersonating a Foxhog!
Stranger: would you like some dick cheese with your breakfest
You: I've never tried that before.
You: Is it any good?
Stranger: i dont know, you tell me
You: I don't have the recipe, sorry.
Stranger: you lick your dick head and spit on a pice on bread and eat it
You: Oh crap!
You: I forgot to buy bread today!
You: I knew I was forgetting something...
Stranger: than just use your mother vagina
You: My mom's in Jamaica. :/
Stranger: than ship her some dick cheese and tell her to smear it on her pussy and than send it back
You: I don't know exactly where she is, though.
You: Could you tell me?
Stranger: than ask your dad to smear it on his vagina
You: I don't know if he would appreciate that.
You: I think he's on his period.
Stranger: punch him in the pussy first and than ask him
You: Thanks for the advice.
You: But I think I'll pass.
Stranger: glad i could help
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Erm...

You: Crap! Where are you running off to now?
You: Excuse me sir, do you think you could help me?
Stranger: yes
You: My llama just ran off.
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: i know i can.
Stranger: HOLY LIVING CRAP
Stranger: IS HE GOOD WITH PARSLEY?
Stranger: or garnishes in general?
You: No!
You: He is my pet, silly goose!
Stranger: well
Stranger: i assumed maybe you got him to help you in the kitchen.
Stranger: what is this llama's name? ill start a search party
You: No, he's very lazy.
You: He doesn't help often.
Stranger: hm
Stranger: maybe its a good thing the lazy shit left?
You: His name is Xavier von Sergei Quinton
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: nice
You: It is NOT a good thing.
Stranger: whyy?
You: I never expected him to help.
Stranger: were you planning to eat him
Stranger: ?
Stranger: or was he your sex partner?
Stranger: or both :D
You: No, he was my pet, which occasionally went to the mall with me on weekends.
Stranger: hmm
You: Quite a good shopper.
Stranger: did he like nordstroms?
You: You'd be surprised.
Stranger: or macys >:(
You: He LOVED Nordstroms. ^^
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i love that llama
You: Then you'll help me find him?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so
You: Great!
Stranger: where are you at the mometn?
Stranger: the highlands of the andes?
You: I think he went over there, towards that volcano.
Stranger: :-0
Stranger: maybe it'll burn some of his excess belly fat
You: Don't worry!
Stranger: so he can fit into the clothes he can buy
You: The volcano hasn't erupted in almost an hour!
You: And yes, I guess he could use the exercise.
Stranger: yea.
Stranger: kay well here i go.
Stranger: oh no.
Stranger: tis a pity.
You: WAT.
Stranger: he has jumped into the volcano pit
Stranger: by which i mean i pushed him to his death.
You: :o
You: Oh dear, that is quite the dilemma.
You: HE HAD MY FRIGGIN WALLET
Stranger: THAT LITTLE BASTARD
Stranger: well
Stranger: its gone now.
Stranger: oh well.
You: D:<
You: NOW IMMA REALLY MAD
You: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
You: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: :D
You: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<
Stranger: OH MY GOODNESS
Stranger: LONG LAKE CAMP FTW
Stranger: SORRY.
Stranger: WRONG CONVERSTAION.
Stranger: ANYWAY
You: D:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Stranger: THAT LASER HURTS
You: GUD
You: U R DIE NOW
Stranger: HMM
Stranger: OKAY
You: FOR THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!
You: THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!
You: THIS!
You: IS!
Stranger: THIS IS SACRELIGE!!!
Stranger: SPARTA?
You: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: please say no.
Stranger: GODDAMMIT
You: *kicks you into the volcano*
Stranger: yum
You: THATLL SHOW YOU NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: im nice an cooked.
Stranger: kay well bye
Stranger: thanks for the tan
You: IMMA EAT UR REMAINS D:<
Stranger: tan/crispiness
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: kay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Damn, I was waiting for them to disconnect forever! xD

 

[Loco Mocho]

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Stranger: Is this the krusty krab?
You: no this is patrick
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Stranger: hi
You: >.>
You: <.<
You: >.<
You: <.>
Stranger: asl
You: hi
You: you first
Stranger: ı m m
You: age?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: u?
You: location?
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: ok
Stranger: man
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: bye
You: thats mama luigi too j00
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You: hi
Stranger: Im looking for a girl to have fun with on skype. 21 y/o male, london
You: im a toaster.
You: may i make you some toast?
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[Dragonclaw]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Dude, what's that on your shoulder?
You: It looks dangerous.
Stranger: a ferret
Stranger: its a pet
You: :o
You: It looks hungry
You: It doesn't eat little girls in school uniforms does it?
Stranger: it eats the brains of /b/tards
You: I didn't know /b/ had a natural predator :o
Stranger: it is true
You: Well Discovery Channel is clearly a scam if it does not include such vital information to my research.
Stranger: yes
You: Want to sue them?
Stranger: no, they had a program on it once
You: Oh really? When?
Stranger: few nights ago
You: Hmm, guess I should pay more attention then. Maybe I can illegally download the episode in question!
Stranger: well you would need the title first, right>
Stranger: *?
You: Hmm, I guess so, to find and bibliograph the source, friend.
You: What be the title?
Stranger: lemme check...
Stranger: here it is:
Stranger: "Off Air" or something...
You: Hmm, okay I shall check now.
You: You bastard, that's the episode on the pokemon Furret and bees :o
Stranger: gasp!
You: Not ferrets and /b/, and you'd have my believe
You: How do I know that this isn't a hoax, Punk'd a gameshow or worse, to have me fooled and take the money straight out of my purse?
Stranger: you have my word
Stranger: and my chainsaw
You: But which can I trust more?
You: The word of bird of the chainsaw or Kansas?
Stranger: trust the word, use the chainsaw if i break my word
You: That doth sound like a hearty promise.
You: Then tis agreed, we find and sue Discovery Channel
You: at the break of dawn
Stranger: i agree
You: How much and what shall we demand?
Stranger: for them to lose the game
You: Cursed fool! Speaking of the game before suing is like Macbeth before a play!
You: Gosh darn it, here comes the lightning
You: very very frightning.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am looking for girls to a normal video call, is it you?
You: Depends baby. How much is in it for me?
Stranger: waddya mean?
You: Cash, hun.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how much do you want
Stranger: depends
Stranger: on your luck
Stranger: look*
You: I look like an octapus.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey, have you seen my pet snail anywhere?
Stranger: no I have a nasty dog
You: ... it doesn't eat snails does it?
Stranger: I dont know..but it eats every possible thing on earth
Stranger: except me
You: okay good, my snail is from mars.
Stranger: then no prob..
Stranger: my dog is sleeping some here on earth
Stranger: *where
Stranger: where r u from ..mars
You: no no no, don't be profound.
You: im from jupiter
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: how can u see things around u
You: dont worry, its an easy mistake to make. they are very familiar.
You: why, like everyone else with my ears, of course
Stranger: because with such high gravity one cannot lift his eye lids
Stranger: and flap ears
You: which is why i have evolve past the point of such unecessary foreskin
You: you humans ought to try it sometime too
Stranger: no ...i m happy
Stranger: but i can imagine you look great..
Stranger: what else in you have evolved..
You: my people say that i am the most beautiful piece of space dust that they have ever seen
Stranger: oh so there people around you...thats intersting
You: yep. we always meet up together and play games
Stranger: i thought you are the only so called human on jupiter
You: we particularly enjoy what you humans call "strip monopoly"
Stranger: hehe
You: i always choose the hat.
Stranger: hey why dont u send some pics of your place
You: and im not very good either
Stranger: i ll become famous here
You: i would, but it is against the law to prove our existence.
Stranger: c'mon u can break some rules for ur new earh friend
You: i dont know, we have not evolved to use any photo taking body parts as you humans have.
You: and it is too far away to send a picture.
Stranger: but we can talk
Stranger: u u can mail me
You: talking and mailing is not the same, human.
You: talking is all i know how to do
Stranger: really ..btw what should i call you
You: you should call me Julius Octavius Marcus Caius Caesar
You: or womblegombledigglemahcombles for short
Stranger: you are a guy..
You: what makes you think i am a "guy"
You: we have no genders here
You: we do it with whatever
Stranger: oh so u have 'evolved so much
You: indeed. tis a revolution.
Stranger: i still like old human
Stranger: its becoming hard to magine you
You: ever had the feeling you've been watched?
You: the hair that stands on the back of your head?
You: that is the closest you have to comprehending me
Stranger: yewah lot of times
Stranger: have you been to earth before??
You: i think i may have, actually
You: it is the one witht he rings around it, yes
Stranger: when ...atleast tell me the date
Stranger: and l ll become famous
Stranger: see i m desperate to become famous
Stranger: because nobody here recogniose me
Stranger: i m a loner
You: famous ... is this an asian mouse?
You: why would you yield
You: to become one
Stranger: why do u think so?
You: when you die your going to turn into a mouse anyway
Stranger: so what ur achievements never die
You: i do but my achievements dont
You: for you see, i was the one who first created the moon
You: or, as you humans know it, Mercury
Stranger: on your journey to jupiter....
Stranger: how come mercury
Stranger: that wasnt on your way..
You: why, it used to be before your armies introduced "No ask, no tell"
You: it used to be your equivalent of a strip club to us
Stranger: why on earth you come back to same strip clubthingy
Stranger: do u miss strip clubs there
You: why, we have evolved into stripclubs
Stranger: :)
You: does this please you?
Stranger: no ...that was a sarcastic chuckle
You: sar - ca - stic?
You: what is this thing you call sarcastic?
Stranger: you dont know the word
Stranger: that a human property ...
Stranger: they do that whenever they are jealous of anybody
You: jealous? what do humans have to be jealous of, for they are the second most superorir in your galaxy!
Stranger: you mean you people are at the top
You: why yes
You: we share the spot with dolphins
Stranger: and its not your galaxy
You: oh, then whom does it belong to?
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Wow some people have good endurance!

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

Urgh... I've been bombed by sexist bots(or they post really fast!)...

 

[Worst Username Ever]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: anyone with medical know;edge?
You: Maybe...
You: What do you need to know?
Stranger: i was playing soccer and i fell on my back hard now i cnt move my right arm
You: Does it hurt when you try to move it?
Stranger: yes
You: Then it's broken.
You: You should see a doctor about that.
Stranger: it feels heavy to
Stranger: ok thanks for u help
You: You're welcome.
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Stranger: horny?
You: Maybe.
Stranger: m or f ?
You: none
Stranger: sounds kinky
You: Now get out before I call the cops.
You: Pervert.
Stranger: whaha
Stranger: i will stay
You: *FALCON PUNCH*
You: FALCON ROUNDHOUSE LAZER!
You: You're dead.
Stranger: nintendo fanboy....
Stranger: sad
You: You're the sad one here, dude/girl.
You: Being such a perv.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: are u muslim?
You: nope
Stranger: o why not?
You: I don't believe in it
Stranger: o
Stranger: what do u believe in?
You: the lulz
Stranger: o
Stranger: u are 4chan?
You: no
You: i'm just memes
Stranger: like keyboard cat?
You: YES
Stranger: well
Stranger: i hope u have a faith
Stranger: some day

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Ask me anything
You: except asl
Stranger: whats you name
Stranger: ¨?
You: Except that too.
Stranger: haha okey
You: Anything not too private.
Stranger: have you ever been in space?
You: Nope. No intention to either.
You: Though I guess it would be cool.
Stranger: yheah :p
Stranger: maby a bit scarry
You: Yeah.
You: And it would probably take some weeks or months too.
Stranger: haha there your absolutly right
Stranger: Now ask me one
You: Do you like video games?
You: If so, what kind?
Stranger: nja am bat at them but i like computer games
Stranger: shooting thinking games like half life
You: Ok. I prefer Nintendo stuff.
Stranger: It's not that i don't think it's fun im youst bad at it have never ownd one so I could practis
You: Heh, ok.
You: Your turn.
Stranger: ooh hard
Stranger: I only what to ask strange questions XD
Stranger: Like if you have ever seen half your class naked XD
Stranger: but thats not a good guestion :p
You: I know.
Stranger: sorry
You: And for the record, I haven't.
Stranger: let me se now
Stranger: hahah XD
Stranger: have you ever seen snow and in the happynes that flow fro you built a snow man when you were over 18 years old?
You: I'm not 18 yet, so you have to ask something else, sorry.
Stranger: okey
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: have you ever done somthing really crazy?
You: Depends on how you mean "crazy", but can't really think of anything.
Stranger: booring :P
Stranger: have you ever cheated on a test?
You: Uh... I make YTPs, which are weird video remixes.
You: and yes, I have.
Stranger: okey
Stranger: your turn
You: Let's see...
You: Ever done something really stupid in front of the class?
Stranger: hahaha don't know what to take XD
Stranger: I have fallen down draging atable whit me XD
You: lol
Stranger: I'm a bit clomsy somtimes XD
You: Me too.
Stranger: haha In the food cafeteria a person walkt in to me
Stranger: making me slam to glasses agenst e shudder
Stranger: making a big water kanon XD
Stranger: I got really wet XD
Stranger: you then?
You: I performed weird dances in front of the class.
Stranger: hahh
You: Before some of us could do this at the end of the day if we wanted to...
You: But unlike the others, mine were just strange and made up on the spot.
Stranger: hhahaah XD
Stranger: sounds more fun then embaresing
You: That's what I thought too in 5th grade.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: douse it stalk you to today?
You: ?
Stranger: the dance
You: Not really.
Stranger: somtimes peopel remember a bit to long XD
You: I haven't really done too many stupid things.
Stranger: haha do you wanne know somthing emaresing I have done just rememberd it
Stranger: ?
You: Yes
Stranger: when I was is 7 grade we had out door sports
Stranger: playing footboll. and it was really hot so I took my shirt of not really thinking about that I am a girl moor about that I had a bikini on Underneath XD
Stranger: My hole class thought I were realy strange XD
You: Haha^^
Stranger: It stills hounts me
Stranger: they reamember it
You: Yeah, I understand...
You: I wouldn't like that either.
Stranger: haha maby it was my manly side
You: yeah:P
Stranger: comes out when we have sports XD
Stranger: but I think it most fun to watch me play rugby
Stranger: not really remembering that i only weig 46 kg
Stranger: wich resolds in me flying everywere XD
You: Haha^^
You: And about me... I think I'm the only one at my school that knows about memes.
Stranger: memes?
You: Internet memes
You: kind of like in-jokes
Stranger: sorry donät know what that means
You: That's okay
You: almost no one knows about them, at least where I live.
Stranger: english is not my firs language
Stranger: :P
You: ok
You: Not mine either.
Stranger: okey
Stranger: If your swedish im gonne kill myself :P
You: I'm Norwegian.
Stranger: okey god
Stranger: then I can live another day
You: ^^
Stranger: haha I'm james james bond
Stranger: :p
Stranger: 007 :p
Stranger: die another day:P
You: Haha^^
Stranger: okey I have a really bad scens of humor i know
You: Me too.
You: I laugh at stuff like "over 9000"
Stranger: haha XD
You: And rickrolling
Stranger: hahahhaah XD
Stranger: A guy in my class just cut his hair he looks like him XD
You: lol^^
Stranger: and he walkes singing
Stranger: "never gonne give you up"
Stranger: xD
You: lulz^^
Stranger: and i'mnot lying XD
You: Awesome^^
You: I wish more people in my class knew about stuff like that, I know one girl knows about lolcats but that's it.
Stranger: haha maby there not computer geeks :P
Stranger: ore they don't know what the internet is
You: I know...
Stranger: they armish?
Stranger: XD ¨
You: Lol, no, I guess memes just aren't as big where I live.
You: Not in real life at least.
Stranger: haha noop
Stranger: we don't joke about it much aider
You: However, I showed some of them videos I made(those weird video remixes) and they laughed^^
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: you did'n dance to them then?
You: Haha no^^
You: XD
Stranger: then they had been rofl
You: I know.
Stranger: XD

 

[Not Meowth]

You: where's my toothbrush?
Stranger: oh here
Stranger: 18 f london
Stranger: you?
You: 17 m oxfordshire, have you seen my toothbrush?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its here
Stranger: come visit me
You: why do you have my toothbrush?
Stranger: i stole it
Stranger: so you can come visit me
You: that wasn't very thoughtful
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You: horny?
Stranger: yea
You: asl?
Stranger: 19, m, georgia
You: the state or the country?
Stranger: state
Stranger: theres a country?
You: yup
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_(country)
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: didnt know that
You: glad to have imparted my wisdom.
You: KNOWLEGE FAIRY AWAAAAAY
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Who says you can't have a half-decent conversation with the cyberers? :3 (Of course you need to start off posing as one in order to piss them off to do so, but.)

Stranger: heeeeeello :}
You: i nee help, i just accidentally my cat
You: *need
Stranger: accidentally what ?
You: i accidentally him
You: i was taking him to the vet and i just accidentally the whole cat
You: is this bad?
Stranger: killed, burned, cooked ?
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: well,
Stranger: that's very serious
Stranger: i think u shouldn't tell anyone
Stranger: veeeeeeeery serious and dangerous
Stranger: HOW COULD U DO THAT TO THE POOR CAT ?
You: should i tell them how i accidentally a whole coca cola bottle earlier?
Stranger: well, that's even worse!
Stranger: man, i think u should bubble wrap yourself and jump in a pool
Stranger: that's the best solution
You: but i accidentally the pool as well
Stranger: well, so climb a tree with a lot of food and live there with as monkey called yzma
Stranger: or gabriel
You: i accidentally zyma and gabriel when i was the pool
Stranger: O
Stranger: M
Stranger: G
Stranger: u r kidding right ?
You: well let me tell you what happened
You: i was accidentally the coca cola bottle and about to accidentally my cat...
You: when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"
I whisteled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
if anything I could say that this cab was rare
but I thought, "NAW FORGET IT YO HOME TO BEL AIR!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cab, "YO HOME SMELL YA LATA!"
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air
You have disconnected.

This is what happens when TCOD's down all night and I find my way onto Knowyourmeme. DDD':

 

[Ice tiger]

Warning, spoiler'd for swears.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Become one with Russia, Da?
Stranger: Why should I do that?
You: Because Russia will rape you up the ass if you don't :)
Stranger: That doesn't sound too bad.
You: And he will make you his bitch slave, and kill your family.
Stranger: Alright.
You: Oh my, you are persistent one.
Stranger: I just like what I'm hearing.
You: ... Russia will take all that you hold dear to your heart and break your soul.
Stranger: What soul?
You: Oh, you don't have one? Then we must be twins or some shit holy crap.
Stranger: Well, but I have no connection to Russia at all.
Stranger: We can't be related.
Stranger: That would hardly make sense.
You: I'm not Russia, I am simply his assistant
Stranger: So you're Georgia?
You: No. I'm Latvia, Russia is a bully.
Stranger: You're not Latvia.
Stranger: I know a Latvia when I see one.
You: Yes I am. WHAT DO YOU KNOW
Stranger: A lot.
You: Oh really know?
You: Also, you can't see me.
Stranger: Who said so?
Stranger: What makes you so sure?
Stranger: I could be looking through your window and stealing your wifi.
You: Are you the crow in my garden?
Stranger: No.
You: Then there is no way you are looking through my window.
Stranger: I'm invisible.
Stranger: And also I'm looking from the other side.
Stranger: I can see through walls.
You: I see. How did you find where I live?
Stranger: I saw you when I was looking down from my moon.
You: But I am in an invisible ripple of time on the planet ORSHOLRX, we have no moon.
Stranger: Not yet.
Stranger: But enough with this silly stuff already.
Stranger: Let's discuss post-structuralism instead.
You: OK. You start.
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: I like it.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: No you don't.
Stranger: You're probably against it because it deconstructs your very identity.
Stranger: And leaves you with nothing but question marks concerning who and what you are.
Stranger: And then you die.
You: I can't die, I'm immortal, Russia helped me with this.And I know exactly what I am.
You: Also I am Grigori Rasputin.
Stranger: No you're not.
Stranger: Society tells you that you're Rasputin.
Stranger: So you being Rasputin is nothing but constructed fiction.
You: D:
You: MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
Stranger: Yes, indeed.
You: /Sobs in corner
You: I should just go kill myself
You: But that wouldn't work, because I am immortal
You: Fuck
Stranger: And you killing yourself would only meet the exact expectation of society anyway.
You: Society... Why is it so cruel.?
You: I'M GOIN ON A KILLING SPREE WHOS WITH ME?
You: Come Vladimir! Lets take over the world!
Stranger: I'm not Vladimir.
Stranger: You must confuse me with Vladimir.
Stranger: I'm Heinrich.
Stranger: I went to war with Russia.
Stranger: Twice.
You: I know you are not Vladimir, I was talking to him, he is right next to me.
You: Oh Heinrich? I have an army of lazer shooting mutant dinosaurs now, so you can get on your knees and start begging now.
Stranger: Because you think they stand any chance against my spaceship which is the moon from where I send robot ninjas with flaming swords to earth who are also really tall and strong and undestructable?
Stranger: And they have little lights and make little bleeps when you tickle them.
You: I have two space ships filled with robot ninja cyborg Jesus's with light saber- shooting cannons and nuclear grenades.
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: And I am the internet.
Stranger: So fuck you.
You: Well I own the internet, and I infect it with fatal error viruses.
You: So fuck you, bitch
Stranger: Well, fuck you.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Fuck you.
Stranger: And anyway.
Stranger: I have to sleep.
Stranger: The internet goes to sleep now.
Stranger: Farewell.
You: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
Stranger: And if you stay awake for too long you die.
Stranger: So I want to live and say goodbye.
Stranger: My weariness has reached its peak.
You: I don't need sleep, you internet little cunt :) Goodbye.
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: I RHYMED.
You: I thought you had to leave. To like, sleep or something.
Stranger: Yes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Screwing with people's heads is fun XD

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FTS
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: Fine, but the question is, how are YOU? / is a creepy stalker
Stranger: whys that?
You: Because I'm in love with you! My beautiful sweet... When will you come to me?
Stranger: depends
You: I have chocolate~ And love~ And everything else your heart desires! <3
Stranger: do you have boobies?
You: Yes.
Stranger: then you DO have everything my heart desires!
You: I'm glad you like them~! Now, will you come with me to my beautiful cardboard box in the suberbs?
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: WAIT.
Stranger: this has happened before.
Stranger: not again.
Stranger: lemme see your boobies
You: ok *lifts up shirt* I know it's hard to see through the computer, but the library doesn't have cameras that are free to use, and I live in a cardboard box, so I don't have my own camera.
Stranger: mmm... yeah you're right its hard to see
You: Yeah, but if you come to my box, you can see them all you want, and I might even let you TOUCH them.
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: that'd be insane
Stranger: how big are they?
You: BIG, now then, hun, get that fine ass of yours over here
Stranger: K. wheres your box?
You: My address is : 1313 WS Bitch Street.
Stranger: WS?
You: West-South, my sweet. Now get over here.
Stranger: ok../
Stranger: im still unsure though
You: Don't be unsure dear. Here is a map of were my town is http://newweb.erh.noaa.gov/images/ahps2/phi/chan4/chan4_map.gif
Stranger: ehh whats the state again?
You: 4chan.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i dont know what that is
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan this should help, hun
Stranger: k
Stranger: oh... its virtual, not physical?
You: Oh no, it's physical, Wikipedia always has misinformation, Now how soon can you get here, dear?
Stranger: i dont know how to go into the virtual world
You: ? I just said it's in the physical world, dear.
Stranger: but i cant find it!
You: But... But... I want my hot piece of ass :c
Stranger: i DO have a hot ass!
Stranger: i want you do have it!
You: Then were do you live?? I'll go there!
Stranger: long island!
Stranger: ...for college, anyways.
Stranger: brb, gotta get laundry
You: ... Ok, I'll go to long island, to see your hot ass, and your long shlong. :) BE THERE IN 5 MINUTES
Stranger: how do YOU know about my shlong!?
You: Remember I said I was a stalker? Yeah, I seen it in the shower.
Stranger: oh..
You: Mm-hmm. I'm almost there, sexy :)
Stranger: with your boobies!?
You: Of course! I can't take them off.
Stranger: can i meet them?
You: I've arrived! http://www.verslo.is/home/haltkat/myndir/Wild_Snorlax201.jpg[/*IMG]
You: Damnit why doesn't it show pics >:
Stranger: ?
You: Just search the damn code, sexy
Stranger: i did!
You: lol
You: THATS ME
Stranger: how'd you get here?
You: I ROLLED
Stranger: lol
You: Lulz
Stranger: what the hell was in your cardboard box? an oil tanker?
You: Of course, what else?
Stranger: we've been talking for so long
You: Yes, we have, my sweet. Your words fill my heart with more joy than the 20 big macs I had for lunch.
Stranger: so, can i see another picture of you?
You: Sure [url]http://rantendrant.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fat_lady_eating_cake-3755.jpg[/url] I love cake
Stranger: ahahaha
You: Mmhmm You want that, don't you? You can have all this if you sent me a picture of yourself poseing for me :)
Stranger: i'd GLADLY give you a picture of me.. if i can see the real you
You: But I DID show you the real me!
Stranger: negative.
You: HERE [url]http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/D/dothedrew89/1119860010_turesquiz2.jpg[/url]
Stranger: thats not you either!
Stranger: i havent even looked, im just looking at the urls
Stranger: heres me
Stranger: [url]http://www.showyourmedia.com/files/1258342175.JPG[/url]
You: :o Wow, gimme a sec
Stranger: wow what?
You: I'm coming to get you :) [url]http://i22.tinypic.com/hsukv9.jpg[/url]
Stranger: bam margera!? ok!
You: Well of course. Who else has boobies as big as mine?
Stranger: but he has no boobies
You: Yes I do.
You: You just don't have boobie-vision.
Stranger: can i see a picture of you?
You: But it is. I have been deceiving you.
Stranger: can i see a real one then?
You: What do you mean a 'real' one? I'm not a girl and I don't have boobies. I'm also a fag. And you are hot.
Stranger: ...but you're not bam
You: Of course not. Why would bam be on here?
Stranger: can i see a picture of you then
Stranger: ?
You: I'm too damn lazy to flip the picture [url]http://i22.tinypic.com/2mn0wud.jpg[/url]
Stranger: lol is this finally the real you?
You: Indeed.
Stranger: mm
Stranger: i dont know if i can believe you
Stranger: you've lied to me too many times
You: lol. But I'm not lieing, dude.
You: And it's really late, and I have shit to do tomorrow, so I'm going to have to go to bed.
Stranger: alright, fine
You: Good night, hun. :)
Stranger: bye
You: How bout' a kiss on the cheek before I go??
Stranger: mmm i dont know
Stranger: lol i dont know who i'd be kissing
Stranger: a fat lady? bam? that guy?
You: "That guy"
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: that
You: Don't be so cruel.
Stranger: how about a shirtless pic instead?
You: Of you or me? '
Stranger: me
Stranger: instead of a kiss
You: lol. I'm good. Besides my boyfriend wouldn't like it if I was looking a shirtless pictures of other men. So good night, hun.
Stranger: night then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]

 

[Worst Username Ever]

You: RUN! THEY FOUND YOU!
You: AAAAAAAAH!
Stranger: no way
Stranger: alex said I'd be ok
You: who's Alex?
Stranger: the boss
Stranger: he said he'd make it all go away
Stranger: although he dropped the ball last time
You: Then he lied, because they're here now...
Stranger: I know
You: NO TIME FOR TALKING! RUUUN!
Stranger: last time I said I forgot about the appointment
Stranger: there's no way they'll swallow that twice
Stranger: although alex has the spinless wankers in his pocket
Stranger: anti doping wankers
Stranger: it's for recrational use only
Stranger: fucks sake
You: ok

Stranger: Hi I'm Mike 20 from Amsterdam, Are you a horny girl with a webcam? (18+ ofc)
You: No, I'm a horny 50-year old guy looking for a 20-year old guy with a webcam.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Not Meowth]

 

[Green]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: nigga
You: >.>
Stranger: yes
You: You're pleasant.
Stranger: ma dear
Stranger: am i
Stranger: you're gay
Stranger: gay as in happy????? =D
You: No, neither. -_-
Stranger: boohoo
Stranger: who are choo
You: A human.
Stranger: oh god
You: Who lives in a box.
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: A HUMAN
Stranger: IN A BOX
Stranger: OMG OMG
Stranger: OMFGGGGG
You: In the Arctic.
Stranger: IMD YING
Stranger: monkey asshole?
You: With my best friend, Senor Jalapeno the narwhal.
Stranger: jalapeno pepper? -.-
You: No, Senor Jalapeno.
You: He can fly.
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: r u a guy or girl
Stranger: its complete crao
Stranger: ur a guy
You: I'm a guy. _._
Stranger: crap
Stranger: *
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I KNEW IT
Stranger: so
Stranger: where u from
You: I told you, a box in the Arctic!
Stranger: srsly
Stranger: dood
You: It's spelled "D-U-D-E", FYI. >=[
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: 12?
You: Actually, yes.
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: nah
Stranger: ur about
Stranger: 15
You: No, I'm twelve. _._
Stranger: no way
Stranger: prove it
You: -_- How?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: HOW THE FUCK
Stranger: AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
Stranger: WHY ARE U 12
You: You are a very awkward person.
You: D:
Stranger: why
Stranger: :|
You: |: Because you're acting very strange. :|
Stranger: how....
Stranger: no seriously
Stranger: where u fromw
Stranger: wots ur name
Stranger: how old are ya
You: I'm from the Arctic, I have no name, and I'm twelve!
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ur a guy right
Stranger: how can a pretty girl like me make u say da truth
You: .......
Stranger: well
You: >===[ ]--->
You: It's a chat narwhal.
Stranger: ..
Stranger: im not going to d/c
You: >===[|||||||||]----->
You: There.
Stranger: ok
You: >====[|||||||vo]------>
Stranger: .......
Stranger: dood
You: What?! /o/
Stranger: wtf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wheeeee.

 

[Keltena]

This was... an odd conversation. I don't know what possessed me to go all Tales of the Abyss, except for boredom...

Stranger: hi

You: Heya.

Stranger: how are you?

You: Fit as a fiddle, and you?

Stranger: just fine

You: Nice to hear.

You: Seen any good bear fights lately?

Stranger: no

Stranger: they're being boring these days

You: Yeah...

You: Bears just don't know how to fight nowadays. :c

Stranger: times change

You: They do.

You: And sometimes you just don't want to change with them, y'know?

You: But I guess we have to.

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i think that now i'll move on to the abts fight

Stranger: ants*

You: Oh yeah. Especially if they're those fire ants.

You: Those things going at each other... man, talk about adrenaline.

You: Do you bet on these things?

Stranger: didn't try yet

Stranger: i hoped that the bear would get better

Stranger: do you?

You: Yeah, I bet on them all the time.

You: Nothing like animal cruelty to earn money on, after all!

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: cruelty is the shortest way to a million

You: Mmhm~

You: They need to work that into game shows, like 'who wants to be a millionaire' and all that kinda thing.

Stranger: probably

You: It'd be a huge hit. Even though there'd be controversy. But then, that's what makes publicity.

Stranger: there's nothing you can't get used to

You: Uh-huh.

Stranger: do you eat meat?

You: Oh yeah.

You: I don't eat veggies though.

You: Plants don't feel pain, imo.

Stranger: i think eating the animal after you kill him takes away the cuelty of the act

You: True.

Stranger: if you just kill for pleasure is better

You: Then again, cooked meat is delicious so I'm a little wavery on that matter.

You: Yeah.

Stranger: :)

You: c:

Stranger: what are you doing?

You: Planning the extinction of pandas.

You: You?

Stranger: just listening to music

You: Mm. What genre?

Stranger: hm, good question

Stranger: i don't know what's the classification of it

Stranger: sohodolls

You: Ahhh.

Stranger: sorry for asking, but where are you from?

You: Auldrant.

You: Ever heard of it?

Stranger: no

You: Ah.

Stranger: is it a country?

You: A world.

Stranger: cool

You: I'm from Malkuth though.

You: That's a country.

Stranger: and there are many bears there?

You: Yeah, but the nobility are trying to outlaw animal fights. afjdk;fdsa

You: The emperor even keeps a ton of pet rabbit-pig things. I swear, who keeps animals as pets?

Stranger: sorry

You: Yeah, it's tough.

Stranger: in my country we don't even have bears

Stranger: probably they were killed before me

You: Ick.

You: Sounds unfun.

Stranger: it is

Stranger: we have to do other things here

You: Mm.

You: Like irrigate farmland?

Stranger: like kill people

You: ohhhh~

You: I see!

Stranger: sometimes it's fun

Stranger: do you play games?

You: Yeah.

You: Like Mao.

Stranger: what's mao?

You: A card game. But the only rule I can tell you is this one.

Stranger: oh

Stranger: like mao mao?

You: *shrug*

Stranger: ok

You: Anyway, have to go.

You: Awesome talking to you.

You have disconnected.

 

[Green]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi?
You: That's IT?
You: Where's your heart, man?
You: Show some LOVE!
You: Please... for the sake of the kittens.
Stranger: man
You: Man? that's IT?
Stranger: where are you from
You: >=[
Stranger: ????
You: Oh, NOW you post the question marks, AFTER the queston!
You: Well, wiseguu, you got another thing coming...
Stranger: spelled correctly
Stranger: :D
Stranger: please
You: What?
You: Please what?
Stranger: where are you from
You: From the internet.
You: You're talking to Bill gates.
Stranger: yeah
You: It's TRUE! /\o.o/\
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: :D
Stranger: where are you from
You: Yep. 100% TRUE.
Stranger: oke
Stranger: where are you from
You: Seattle.
Stranger: male
Stranger: or female
Stranger: age:
You: Male, 54.
Stranger: Mr bill gates send me money
You: Hell no!
Stranger: ??????????
You: XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:D

 

[Worst Username Ever]

You: The Game.
Stranger: hi;)
Stranger: what game lol
You: The Game...
You: You just lost it.
Stranger: :(
You: That's how The Game works,
You: when you think about it, you lose.
You: ...Dammit, I lost too.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: stupid game
Stranger: everyone lose
You: Yeah
Stranger: umm.. where r u from?
You: The interwebs
You: Ok really, I'm from Norway
Stranger: ><
Stranger: u r weirdd
You: I know.
You: Blame the internet.
Stranger: wtf

You: Oh look, what clever children
Stranger: haha delicious clever children have escaped our clutches...
You: So let's catch them.
You: >:3
Stranger: u grab the net
Stranger: i got the tranqulizer gun :]
You: You grab the rope
You: And I got a book
Stranger: whats the book for?
You: Sucking people inside. >:3
Stranger: mwahaha
Stranger: is it like a blackhole under the passenger side seat?
You: Something like that
Stranger: sweet
You: And they won't escape... IN A HUNDRED YEARS
Stranger: yay eww
Stranger: wait
Stranger: then they wont be children
Stranger: they will be dirty old people
You: Yeah...
You: I never though about it that way.
Stranger: u know like a day for a small child being bored is like 3 years for them
Stranger: will that work?
You: I guess
Stranger: what the hell kinda answer is i guess
Stranger: that should be a hell yeah
Stranger: and then we like
Stranger: idk what do you do with childeren?
Stranger: make them slaves and do house work?
You: I mostly just trap them inside the book for fun
Stranger: but how is that benificial in any way?
You: Don't know
You: For the lulz
Stranger: yesh
.....
Stranger: ur awesomet tho haha
You: Thanks^^
You: I spend way too much time on the interwebs, that's why.
You: X3
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well thats cool
Stranger: so do i
Stranger: >.<
You: Awesome^^
Stranger: but thats not helping me at all
Stranger: yeah....................................................................................
You: Hmmmm... how can we help?
Stranger: we?
Stranger: im scared now
Stranger: lol
You: I meant "I"...
You: OR DID I? hmmmmmm...
Stranger: or did we?
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok this is my list in order from things i want to do most and what i havent done
Stranger: 1.get laid
Stranger: 2. get drunk
Stranger: 3. go to a party
Stranger: and yeah
You: My list:
You: 1: Never lose The Game again
You: 2: Rickroll the world
You: 3: make own non-forced meme
Stranger: meme?
You: Internet meme
Stranger: ??????????
Stranger: :[
Stranger: im such a loser
You: Like lolcats, O rly owl, ect.
Stranger: haha what is a meme?
You: heard of those?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ok
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i love lolcats
You: And that's just a few of them...
Stranger: cheezeburgers
You: Me too.
You: I go to icanhazcheezburger every day^^
You: and failblog
Stranger: haha failblog is good too
Stranger: people of walmart
You: I know^^
Stranger: sad thing is they are a very inadiquete representation of americans
You: Yeah...
Stranger: i mean if i had the slightest amount of dignity i would never go to walmart like that
You: Anyway, do you know what YTP is?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: uhmmm
Stranger: youth translation program?
You: nope
Stranger: youtube poop?
You: THAT'S RIGHT
You: We have a winner!
You: *claps*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im proud of myself
You: I make YTP
Stranger: rly?
Stranger: no really?
Stranger: ur shitting me right?
You: Here's my newest one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-fEO3493PM
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: thats u?
You: Yeah, I made that^^
Stranger: haha
You: And all the other stuff on my account
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPl1L5BWyJ8
Stranger: omg

 

[Not Meowth]

Stranger: DO YOU WANNA COME TO NARNIA WITH ME?!
You: YES. I'D LIKE THAT VERY MUCH.
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: I uninvitied you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

T~T

You: 你好我不是中國
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wow
You: Hi.
Stranger: chines
You: Yup. Chinese.
Stranger: okay asian....?
Stranger: why did you type in asian?
Stranger: Just wodnering??
You: Why not?
Stranger: because nobody but asians know it. . .like if i was all hola and whatnot that is for exicans...
You: But instead you type in awful grammar so not even English people understand you. Smooth.
You have disconnected.

And now, another edition of Mike Tries To Use ASL In A Non-Sexual Context.

You: Hi, a/s/l?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 18
Stranger: female
Stranger: japan
You: 17 male England.
Stranger: how about u?
Stranger: wanna try my pussy?
You: Not really.
Stranger: y?
You: I'm not horny.
Stranger: are you a gay?
You: No.
Stranger: so y you don't want my fucking pussy
Stranger: ??
You: Because I'm not horny.
Stranger: y r u not horny
Stranger: because u r a gay
Stranger: nirin
Stranger: moron
Stranger: stupid bitch
Stranger: go fuck urseLf La
Stranger: Loser
Stranger: smaLL dick
You: Wow, I am so fucking hot now -.-"
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hey
You: Hi, a/s/l?
Stranger: m usa 17
Stranger: u
You: Your age is male, your sex is usa, and your location is 17. Great.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: you girl r boy ?
Stranger: im boy
You: Me too.
Stranger: you speak portuges?
You: No.
Stranger: you girl?
You: ...what the fuck, dude.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Today, my Sim married a Rockstar. He later became the President in his political career path. But then he set himself on fire while making pancakes and died. I hope my life turns out like that

You: i think stranger is a pretty cool guy. eh asks ur asl and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Stranger: asl
You: 17 m uk
Stranger: 14 f uk
You: whereabouts?
Stranger: manchester
You: i'm in oxfordshire.
Stranger: no ur in me
Stranger: my niples ar ehard
Stranger: im touchin myself
Stranger: its soft n warm
Stranger: ..........
Stranger: is it hard?
You: no
Stranger: coso i want to likck a creme eg off it
You: ...a Creme Egg?
Stranger: no 2
You: Two Creme Eggs?
Stranger: im massaging my 32 d breasts
You: Creme Eggs are tasty.
Stranger: no as tasty as u
You: I imagine they're tastier. Few things are tastier than chocolate.
Stranger: fuckin hell
You: But not everyone likes the filling.
Stranger: cyber?
Stranger: cyber?
You: No thanks.
Stranger: k
Stranger: well im rele a 50 yr old man anyway
Stranger: ha h a
You: Nice try, old guy.
Stranger: my alius is called laura
You: Good luck in your future endeavours.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: My shin hurts.
Stranger: no thanks im not into gay orgies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...sorry I asked?

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Dude, what's that on your shoulder?

You: Looks dangerous
Stranger: Oh my god
Stranger: air
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OH MY GOD
Stranger: GET IT OFF
You: KILLL IT
Stranger: GET IT OFF
You: WITH FIRE
Stranger: WHERES THE LIGHTER
Stranger: AHHH
You: OH FUCK IUNNO
You: GET A CANE
Stranger: I'M DYING OVER HERE
You: AAAAAAAAAAAA
You: *kills*
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: i o u 1
You: No problem. rides off iunto the sunset*
Stranger: haha

 

[Lars The Turtwig]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: s/a/l?
Stranger: im 16 f pa
You: So, your Sex is 16, your Age is F, and your Location is Pa?
You: Your a wierdo.
You: Not talking with aliens.
You have disconnected.

Sorry for stealing your idea Mike. Partially.

Still, I 'danced' on her/his nose with SAL instead of ASL...

My 'friend'(I hate him, acctualy) used to like some shit called AdventureQuest, so I made some fun now.

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You: Spot of tea?
Stranger: boy or girl
You: ....
Stranger: have AQW ACOUUNT
You: Err...
You: What's AQW?
Stranger: battleon.com its cool
You: Nah
You: I tried it when I was 50
You: It sucks
You have disconnected.
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I should stop stealing ideas...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Male USA 47
You: My age is Male, my sex is USA, and my location is 47.
You: Sweet huh?
Stranger: ?
You have disconnected.
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[Aklingelos]

Wow...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fweeee
Stranger: meow
You: woof
Stranger: damn...eh naaaaaay
You: mooo
Stranger: quack....
You: goble goble
Stranger: ? who be that?
You: turkey
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: you win
Stranger: i fail
Stranger: bubi
Your conversational partner has disconnected

I won the game.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: the ships are coming!
Stranger: tell your friends!
Stranger: we're saved!!
You: omg really!?
You: i don't believe it!
Stranger: believe it!
Stranger: quick! go tell everyone!
Stranger: we're saved!!!!
You: alright, i will!!
You: we're saved!!!!!
Stranger: we are!!!
Stranger: hooray :D
You: hoooraaaay!!!! 8D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hooraaaaaay....
And what's with all the fuss about Justin Bieber? Half the strangers I talked to were Justin Bieber fans...

 

[Wartortle]

Omegle conversation log 2009-12-17
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello =]
You: ello govnah
You: is your name Mercedes?
Stranger: would you care to take in some tea and crumpets?
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: i'm ferarri
Stranger: mercedes is my sister
You: Oh thaa'd be lovli
You: xD
You: nice
You: my name is Turtle. I like long walks on the beach and cheese from time to time.
You: maybe a carrot or two...
You: :]
Stranger: haha
Stranger: my name is jesus
Stranger: no
Stranger: not G zus
Stranger: hey zues
You: oh i see
Stranger: i am an athiest
You: jesus as in je suus
You: :D
You: hispanic?
Stranger: no
You: or ninja?
Stranger: im just joking haha
You: oic
You: oic
You: oic
You: on to the races.
Stranger: my real name is arnold
You: Hey?
You have disconnected.
xD Hey, Arnold? is a show. :l I had to stop there cause he must have been like FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!!

 

[pandaofdoom]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Johnny? Is that You???
Stranger: omg yea
You: OMG!!!!! I found you!!!!!!
Stranger: yea i kno
Stranger: its weird
You: How's life been since the, you know... accident
Stranger: not so good
You: What happened?
Stranger: i killed myself 3 days ago
You: Oh Noes!!!!
Stranger: yeas
You: But wait.... 3 days ago? Are you ok? Some peole die from that withn a few hours.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: are you a retard
You: Ummm..... no....
Stranger: i think you are
You: Why is that?

Yeah... Good times...

 

[Worst Username Ever]

You: What is Omegle?
Stranger: I'm trying to find out
You: Me too
Stranger: Santa couldn't tell me that
Stranger: what a stupid old man
You: I know
Stranger: I hate him
You: Me too
You: He didn't even bring me everything I wanted last christmas
Stranger: I told him 40 billions dollars
Stranger: do you know what he brought me?
You: No
Stranger: AN AXE
Stranger: I ALMOST KILLED HIM WITH IT
You: X3
You: I wished for a Wii with lots of games...
You: And what did I get?
You: A crappy old CD-i with no games!
Stranger: what a bastard!
Stranger: let's rush lapland!
Stranger: loot his home!
You: I'll join you!
Stranger: let's find a wii and 40 billions dollars!
You: Yeah!
Stranger: and wait for him for an ambush
Stranger: what do you think?
You: Sounds good
You: Wait, I think I see one of his reindeer...
Stranger: shot on this little bitch
Stranger: NOOOOOOO
Stranger: let's torture it
Stranger: to find out things about his home
You: I'll force it to watch Teletubbies until it tells us
You: >:3
Stranger: or discovery channel
Stranger: "predators"
You: Yeah
You: >:)
Stranger: tell him that you tiger is eating his father or something
You: Okay...Listen here, if you don't tell us where Santa lives right now, I'll send some of these to kill you and your friends.