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Poetry about forum members

Music Dragon

Music Dragon

Doosic Maggon
Pronoun
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Zeta Reticuli, the Heroin-Based Life Form

Zeta Reticuli is NOT HUMAN
Zeta Reticuli is a DRUG
An excellent drug
Because it does not only make you high...
But also makes you fly!
This is all thanks to you, Zeta Reticuli!
WATCH ME JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!
WHEEEEEEEEEE~

Deretto's Childhood

When Deretto was young, they all called him names, like "HyperPichu" and things like that.
So Deretto changed his name to Deretto.
That's why he is known as Deretto even to this day.

Negrek Actually Went to Greece Once

Negrek actually went to Greece once
And she had a blast
Until some guy said, "Well, aren't you a little tall to be staying at our hotel?"
And they kicked her out.

Tailsy Does Three Things

Think about sex.
Talk about sex.
Have sex.
Such is the way of Tailsy.

An ArtificialFlavour

When ArtificialFlavour saw this topic, she said:
"Oh my, everything is wrong!"
And I said:
"No."
And she said:
"Don't write a poem every again!"
And I said:
"What do you mean, every again?"
And she said:
"It's a typo."
And I said:
"Oh."

The Darker Side of Dannichu

Dannichu is a nice girl. (But then she went on a killing spree)
Everyone loves Dannichu. (Until she KILLS YOU)
Dannichu spreads rainbows. (Dannichu spreads people's intestines)
Dannichu spreads happiness. (Dannichu is a harbinger of death)
Dannichu spreads eternal bliss. (Dannichu would see you slaughtered)
Dannichu - will you come home? (Dannichu, oh, Dannichu...)

- - - - DANNICHU HAS PIERCINGS - - - -

Say Hello to Altmer

Blood stains the streets
Red stuff on my feet
But why?
Oh right. It's Altmer.

Castform Will Sing You a Song

Castform will sing you a song today
If you sit real still, maybe you'll hear it
Castform sings of the sun and the sky
Castform sings of love and eternal happiness
Castform sings of long lost times
Castform sings of blood and gore
Castform sings of death and misery
Castform sings of pain pain pain.
Castform doesn't sing any longer.

Butterfree the Admin

You don't mess around with Butterfree.
Butterfree is liable to rip your innards out with a single flick of the wrist, like so:
(flick!)
all done.

Dewgong and the Golden Spanky

Dewgong was walking the streets of Old Feudora
When she came across the Golden Spanky
She picked it up, and spruced it up, and brought it home
But before she knew it, it attacked her butt

Flanmage

The forums are a jungle, you better take care
Never walk alone after midnight
If you don't believe it, you better beware
Of Floop!

Floop is behind you, Floop always finds you, Floop is the flanmage
People who fear it never go near it, it is the flanmage

The forums are a nightmare, a horrible dream
Some of us will dream it forever
Look around the corner and try not to scream
It's Floop!

Floop is behind you, Floop always finds you, Floop is the flanmage
People who fear it never go near it, it is the flanmage

Yellow eyes are glowing like neon lights
Yellow eyes, the spotlights of the city nights

Floop is behind you, Floop always finds you, Floop is the flanmage
People who fear it never go near it, it is the flanmage

The forums are a prison, you never escape
You're forever trapped in the alleys
Look into the shadows and you'll see the shape
Of Floop!

Floop is behind you, Floop always finds you, Floop is the flanmage
People who fear it never go near it, it is the flanmage

Yellow eyes are glowing like neon lights
Yellow eyes, the spotlights of the city nights

Floop is behind you, Floop always finds you, Floop is the flanmage
People who fear it never go near it, it is the flanmage
And if it meets you, what if it eats you? It is the flanmage
Floop is behind you, Floop always finds you, Floop is the flanmage...

Flanmage!
 
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:o there is no newtpoem.
Hey MD, you'll protect us from the scary Dannis Vernes Altmers Butterfrees and Floops, right? ;;

amazing poetry. changed my view on life.
 
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The Ode, she is not here? D:

I have a feeling that the Butterfree one is somewhat inspired from what I told you about Cassowaries. xD
 
I wonder what would happen if you mix all of those poems...

(Most likely complete nonsense, but it would be very funny)
 
You know, I'd get mad about mine if it weren't so much truth.

I'd comment more but I got business to attend to. I just wish the kid would stay still for more than two seconds.
 
I was laughing really hard at all these!! I don't even want to know what my (hypothetical) poem would be like. XD
 
I don't know the poem about me is an insult or a compliment. I think it's an insult. :(
 
Don't worry, Zeta Reticuli, it's not an insult. Also NWT, here you go.

Newtpoem

I decided to write a poem about a Newt
But I knew nothing about Newts
So one night I went into the darkness...
What did I see?
Could I believe that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy?
It was the biggest Newt I had ever seen
With fangs and claws
And an enormous gaping maw
And it threatened to swallow my mind whole and devour everything
Devour everything
But I escaped into the light
And the Newt didn't follow me.

Since that night, I have never dared to write a poem about a Newt.

In the Land of Crystyllas

Crystylla lived in the Land of Crystyllas
Where everyone was born, more or less, and everyone will return.

Crystylla created some Crystyllas
And took them to the sea
She showed them the beauty of the living, breathing world
But they looked away!
And slowly suffocated.

Crystylla lived in the Land of Crystyllas
Where everyone was born (more or less) and everyone will return.

Crystylla created some Crystyllas
Together they founded an empire
And she showed them the importance of being kind to people
But they forgot!
And eventually killed each other off.

Crystylla lived in the Land of Crystyllas
Where everyone was born - more or less! - and everyone will return.

Crystylla created some Crystyllas
And taught them how to dance,
how to sing,
how to draw,
how to write,
how to love,
how to dream -
But when she taught them how to dream, they all fell apart
And never came back to life.

Crystylla lived in the Land of Crystyllas
Where everyone was born, but no one can ever return

And the gates are locked and no one may enter
And no one may leave, either...

Jess

Jess made me a spring roll once
It didn't taste much but it was the best spring roll ever.
Jess made me a spider once
It didn't taste much either and that's just as well.
Jess had spaghetti arms once
And they probably didn't taste anything, though I didn't actually eat them.
Jess did something else once
But that's another story.
 
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