Storytime of Epicness

[Zyn]

(ganked from here)

Suggest a course of action, and I will draw it.

YOU WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST CLEARING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT. YOU ARE COLD, HUNGRY, SORE, AND BAREFOOT.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

>

 

[Tailsy]

> FIND A PAIR OF SHOES

 

[Eevee]

> CHECK FOR SIGNS OF RAPE

 

[Dragon]

>TURN OFF THE CAPS lock

 

[Celestial Blade]

*does a barrel roll*

 

[Zeph]

*does a barrel roll*

[I saw that you'd posted here last and immediately guessed it would have something to do with barrel rolling.

It appears I was correct.

It is NOT funny.

Aaanyway.]



>CLIMB A TREE

 

[Dragon]

(I thought I turned the caps lock off?)

>find stuff to eat

 

[Mewtwo]

>FIND ME. I AM IN THE FOREST, TOO.

 

[Kali the Flygon]

> GATHER STICKS AND BUILD A FIRE

 

[Clover]

> FIND A PAIR OF SHOES

>POST WHAT SHE SAID ALREADY

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

>EAT YOUR OWN FROSTBITTEN TOES

 

[Leviathan]

> FIND LITTLE FOREST ANIMALS TO SATE YOUR HUNGER

 

[Zuu]

You guys have ruined Zyn's topic.

Good going. :|

 

[Zyn]

> FIND A PAIR OF SHOES

> CHECK FOR SIGNS OF RAPE

LOOKING CAREFULLY AROUND THE CLEARING, YOU NOTICE THE CHARRED REMAINS OF A SMALL FIRE. THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF A STRUGGLE, AND YOU SEE NEITHER LACE NOR SOLE OF ANY SORT OF FOOTWEAR. YOU ARE UNBRUISED, AND THE SORENESS YOU FEEL ORIGINATES FROM YOUR ARMS AND TORSO, PROBABLY FROM TREE CLIMBING. THERE ARE NO BODILY FLUIDS ON THE FOREST FLOOR.

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SEXUALLY ABUSED, AND ARE AT A LOSS FOR ANYTHING TO COVER YOUR FEET.

>

 

[Flareth]

>Try and make shoes out of leaves.

 

[Mewtwo]

>TRY TO FIND ME. I GOT LOST IN THE FOREST, TOO. I AM A CURLY-HEADED GIRL.

 

[Elfin]

>REMAKE THE FIRE, THROW DEAD LEAVES AND PINE NEEDLES ON THE FIRE. RIP OFF BOTTOM HEM OF SHIRT AND TIE IT INTO A TRAP FOR CATCHING RABBITS. TRY TO FIND MEWTWO, SHE IS ADORABLE.

 

[nyuu]

> CAST MAGIC MISSILE

 

[nastypass]

>GET TO THE SAFE HOUSE

 

[Lupine Volt]

>LOOK FOR ANY SORT OF EDIBLE PLANTLIFE