[o.o; Massive post? Fucking hell, they are expecting a massive post... Oh, shouldn't have typed that... Erm... LOOK OVER THERE! A DISTRACTION!]
Earacor sighed. "Well, I guess I have some explaining to do first before we battle. You see, we ARE gods, higher than even Arceus," he began before grinning wildly, "I played horsie with him!"
He started clapping like an amused child, but then stopped. "Ehem... Anyways... We are immortal... under normal circumstances. We can be killed, but considering our power, it takes alot. And I feel that that... that THING called TAW... May have had some of a gods power in him... I am going to tell you a little story..."
~~~~~Flashback~~~~~
It all started a long time ago... At the beginning of time. In fact, before that. Before even chaos. A god whose name isn't even known by us was born, just like that. From there, it - yes, I am not even sure of its gender - could shift reality itself. It is said that this being exists in every universe, as multiple entities yet one and the same. There are more beings than Pokemon, you know.
And all universes are intertwined. While we are real here, in another place, there could be a bunch of people just mindlessly typing away on computers role playing as us! And one of them could be avoiding his Ritalin - whatever that is - and is developing an obsession with bananas. Anyways, this god is very powerful, and in every universe, was considered such a threat by its underlings that it was sealed away. My parents were its underlings. They represented light and dark, and when they were born, they cleared the chaos that came with the first god.
They - ahem - gave new meaning to the birds and the bees, giving birth to the four of us. Me, Lakinay, Sinferno, and Clousunia. Earth, Water, Fire, and Wind. We then created the planets and all life as you know it in this universe, as other gods in other universes did the same. You know, in every universe, there comes a day when the gods themselves are tamed. That has already happened in several places already, in fact. But one thing remains the same. Once all the gods in a universe are tamed... Something is released. We do not know what, but it holds terrible power, which is why we challenge humans so. Because humans, a factor common in all universes, are the only ones who can truly tame the god of universes...
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"And that is the story. So, even as you catch us, you are actually pawns in a bigger game. And if you are not ready for that game, then may the god - reality itself - have mercy on you..."
He then jumped back. "Now, are you ready to show your worth? Are you ready to show that you have what it takes to tame a god?"