Re: TV Tropes Mafia [DAY 5]
So, uh, Midnight and newt are lovers? That seems a bit obvious from Midnight's post.
Nope! Not at all.
Okay... but since you've now made yourself a huge target, what happens if Vixie dies (which is most likely to happen regardless of your abstaining since the votes to lynch her outnumber the abstains), and during the night the Big Bad kills you? Then the innocents don't get your information.
What's most likely to happen is Vixie is lynched, mafia kills you during the night, and we don't get that information. :|
Aww... you're probably right. I'm very sad now. Okay. SORRY, person I was waiting for! Maybe if you had sent me more than one message I would be less impatient. :(
I have two things. Thing one: I can see the tropes and the usernames of people who target me! NWT inspected me... I think it was night zero? And Negrek also targeted me night zero. Dannichu never did anything; I just figured she was innocent. But she just as well could not be. I'm crazy like that.
I am kind of wary about thing two, but hell, why not go all the way...? Gonna die anyway, sob.
You see, I am the doctor who healed Superbird on night zero. Vixie is my backup plan to ensure TVTropes Mafia's lulz. If the mafia do not change their mind, this unique game will be lost. I must prevent that at any cost. Thus, I've deemed it necessary to cross the boundaries doctors usually respect. I happily accept the stigma of anti-town for this cause.
... yeah haha nobody will get that ever. POINT IS, I healed him, yes. Which made posts like
this one absolutely fucking hilarious and I am still cracking up going back over it again. That was my entire point, really -- "for the lulz". So yeah, I count it as a victory.
Night zero I healed Vixie, and the next nights Negrek and Kratos. It didn't occur to me to heal NWT, but considering he wasn't a huge target before now... it all worked out. OH! And that thing Dannichu asked...
* Midnight thought sreservoir's death was subverted by Kratos.
If there was a discussion among Mafia who to kill, she would've known that Kratos was the target that night, and that something would've then had to have backfired in order for there to be no dead Kratos and a dead Mafia. This statement was made before Dave said he protected Kratos that night. This strikes me as rather suspicious, and nobody's mentioned it so far, so: why did you think this, Midnight?
Blame Butterfree. >3 First night I was waffling between healing 'Kratos Vixie Kratos Vixie they're both big targets so what if a doctor heals one of them but what if that's what the mafia thinks so they go after but then doctor would mafia friggin wifom D< SCREW IT what happens happens I HEAL KRATOS'
and butterfree was like '... ... Uh. Could you pick someone else, pretty please? I really want this thingy to happen how it was already planned to happen.'
so I was like '... how
iiiiiinteresting. okey-dokey then, Vixie!'
and that
is what
went down.
/huff. WORDS. Okay so plans for the future! I will heal NWT. I know there are three doctors, or at least am more certain than normal, because Superbird's COD was blood-from-ears, and that is very likely to be dockill. ... Except for the frequency, like Dannichu said, but uh ignore that for now. Because it was also Tailsy's COD from last night, and I did not heal Tailsy, QED. One of you guys should out yourself to heal me, and then the hidden doctor heal that one.
Wait, that doesn't work if 1) the one who steps forward is actually mafia and lying to kill off a doctor or 2) there are more than three doctors (entirely possible) and they would kill off the outed doctor. CONUNDRUM! Of course in the case of number one and I died you could totally kill off whoever called doc, but hrmhrm.
I dunno I'm bad at this planning crud someone else think of something. I just feel
so totally awesome that I can be helpful. Oh and I'm a magic doc, not a science doc, fwiw.
SO
TOTALLY
AWESOME
now other people go post so this can be the most so totally awesome game before I die
yay words!
ETA: ALSO PLANS: Considering I can see the tropes/names of anyone who targets me, if I am lucky enough to get one doctor to heal me and one mafia to kill me, I can totally work as an impromptu inspector. I can even clear the names of anyone who could 'target' me without harming me, if anyone wanted to do that! :D