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Unintenional Innuendoes!

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Basically, post anything that has an unintentional innuendo in it, whether it be a conversation with a friend or an episode of pokemon.

One of my friends has the initials STD. XD

Today in math we had a quiz, and one of problems on it seemed very suggestive. This is an recreation of the answer from memory:

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This happens to me all the time at school. For example, the other day some of my friends were playing cards, then one of them got bored or something and wondered off by himself with his cards. When someone else asked what he was doing, I said "He's playing with himself."

Completely unintentional. But, as is always the case, you needed to be there to find it funny.
 
Uh. The thing that springs to mind straight away is from Pokemon where you go on the S.S. Anne and you enter a Sailor's room and he immediately "!"s you, walks over and says "I like feisty kids like you!".

Wrong, wrong wrong.

Hehe. And this exchange in Wicked, because it makes me giggle every single time:
"Glinda! Is it true you were her friend?"
"Well... it depends on what you mean by 'friend'."

Sexual partner? I think so! :D

Actually, there are quite a few in Wicked, but most of them aren't really innuendos unless you have a really pervy mind (or Super Strength Slash Goggles - which is pretty much the same thing only gayer), so I won't mention them because you'll judge me.
 
...my mind fails to see stuff like this for some reason, except with keyblades due to a friend >:
 
Haha, forgot to mention one scene in particular from Phoenix Wright Trials & Tribulations that became... slightly twisted within the fandom; that being, Adrian's line of "I might not look it, but I'm good with my hands!"
Also, her line in the same game of "Ms. von Karma has been teaching me how to use the whip!" (or something to that effect).

Hell, there are a million and one ways to interpret random lines from the PW series. My personal favourite might be Phoenix's brilliant "Mr. Wellington LOVES big bananas!". The complete irrelevance this has to anything going on with the case at the time only makes it funnier.
Oh, and Klavier's "This is the first time I've felt like this with a man" deserves an homourable mention.

And I just found this brilliantly (probably intentionally) suggestive Wicked poster which they should totally use in place of the current one - not that the current one's not unnnaturally sexy, mind you. This one's just brain-meltingly so.
 
In Chinese class:

Teacher: Now, translate this sentence: Please will you eat my-
Some kid, not paying attention, doing a worksheet and thinking aloud: Come...

it was lol central if you were there.
 
Dannichu said:
Uh. The thing that springs to mind straight away is from Pokemon where you go on the S.S. Anne and you enter a Sailor's room and he immediately "!"s you, walks over and says "I like feisty kids like you!".

Wrong, wrong wrong.

Hehe. And this exchange in Wicked, because it makes me giggle every single time:
"Glinda! Is it true you were her friend?"
"Well... it depends on what you mean by 'friend'."

Sexual partner? I think so! :D

Actually, there are quite a few in Wicked, but most of them aren't really innuendos unless you have a really pervy mind (or Super Strength Slash Goggles - which is pretty much the same thing only gayer), so I won't mention them because you'll judge me.
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Oh do tell~

Not unintentional, but Kyle in my form makes everything seem like an innuendo that when we think of an innuendo ourselves we call it a Kyle Moment.

And now for something completely different.
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He sure did!
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Is that a coat hanger or are you just happy to see me?
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No innuendo whatsoever here, folks. Just rough, sweaty time with a boy and a man with a big rifle.
 
Grimdour The Desecrater said:
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Nice wood.

oh and i just sort of view everything through pervy eyes so i mentally twist many things into double-entendres
i don't often say them out loud though because i don't want to sound like a total twat :v

though there's always some general giggling when the girls' PE teachers say stuff like 'okay girls, through your balls at each other'. i am extremely immature.

oh and i totally take this:
We have had triumphs, we have made mistakes, we have had sex.
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bush sr. quote on his time with reagan at face value.
 
Mike the Foxhog said:
*Last Thursday, in General Studies; we have been told to get into groups and design an advertising campaign for our school's Sixth Form. My group decides to film a TV ad.*

Other guy #1: We could film the vending machine in the [Sixth Form] block!
Other guy #2: It's broken though...
Me: We could shake it to make something come out! We'll say whenever we film something really awesome the camera vibrates.
Other guy #2: Or we could say the machine's so good it's giving us an orgasm!
Me (without thinking): XD yeah, that'd make them come...

(Two seconds later, we all realise the double entendre. Lols all round.)
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Quoted from funny school stuff.
 
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