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Where do babies come from?

No! No! You are ALL WRONG!!!
When a mommy and daddy sim love each other very much, a little pop-up comes and asks "Should we have a baby?" If you click 'yes' then, in a swirling mass of flowers and twinkling music, a crib will appear, with a baby inside!
 
Ice tiger said:
No! No! You are ALL WRONG!!!
When a mommy and daddy sim love each other very much, a little pop-up comes and asks "Should we have a baby?" If you click 'yes' then, in a swirling mass of flowers and twinkling music, a crib will appear, with a baby inside!
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But what about sims 2? They play in bed and then a baby magicly appears in the mummy's tummy.
 
No! You all have it wrong!
Ahem.
When a woman finds a small stick in her backyard, she will suddenly feel the urge to chew on it, and go to the bathroom. Which many do. Any toilet that has been used for some time will most certainly emit radioactive waves, which, in combination with the chewing motion on the stick (now in the woman's mouth, as she sits on the toilet), causes a nuclear fusion on an atomic level, which in turn, causes a series of microbursts in her mouth. These microbursts make her mouth dry and itchy, and so she swallows, which sends the microbursts into her stomach. These sit here for a while slowly gaining power, until they make a big enough microburst to tear a hole in the space-time continuum, forcing a small parasite out of it's own dimension and into the woman's stomach. It than burrows it's way into her womb, where it lays an egg, then dies. This egg then devoleps into a baby.
It's really that simple.
 
Simple. They're parasites. They find their way into the mother's bed. She then sleeps on it, which makes it dissolve into the mother's womb. One month later, it has fed off of her enough to poop out an embryo, which eight months later turns into a baby. The parasite dies and is the embryo's main source of food.
 
First, you get a big pot. Then you fill it with sugar, spice, and everything nice. Whenever a "parent" accidently knocks some Chemical X into the cake recipe, a baby is made.

If no Chemical X is accidently knocked in, then you make ... a weird black furry creature not from this world? (ask Ed)
 
I did some scientific reserch, This is 100% logical

When a mommy and daddy love each other and get married BAM! The daddy poops out a baby.
 
You guys are all stupid!
I'll have to explain it to you.
So, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, magic fairies come and plant a radioactive spore on the daddy's nose, which make him sneeze, usually ending up on the mommy's shirt, that radioactive spore then acts as a signal to the baby tree pixies, who take the radioactive spore off the mommy's shirt, along with a skin sample, the pixies then take the radioactive spore and implant the DNA from the skin into it, then they attach the spore to one of the thousands of baby branches on the baby tree, for nine months the baby grows there, during that time fat lazy 'pregnancy' pixies are throwing a party in the mommys womb, sending signals to her brain to eat certain foods so they can eat it themselves, the fat pixies multiply like rabbits, so thats why the mommy gets fatter and fatter, but when the baby is done growing on the tree, the fat pixies suddenly want out so they start kicking the inside of the monny's womb, so she gos to the hospital, when she gets there the baby gets picked from the tree, and the fat pixies escape (Painfully) and the mommy is handed the freshly picked baby, oblivious to what had really just happened.
 
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