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YO MAMA! POKEMON STYLE!

Can I bring this back...? Anyway, Yo mama's so fat, 5 Snorlax at a time bounce on her belly.
 
Yo mama's so crazy, she ran down Cycling road even when bikers told her to get on a bike.
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Hey! Pikachu is useful if it's Level 100 and evolved into Raichu! Wait, no, that's a different Pokemon. Nevermind!
Yo mama so dumb, she uses Eggs for battle and cries when she loses against a Level 2 Starly. Oh, and the Egg dies, too.
 
Yo mama so weird she wears all clothes and carries laptops inside out. Oh gosh poor laptop D:
 
Yo momma so stupid that she hits herself even when she's not confused.

Yo momma so fat that she fainted from one low kick.

You momma so ugly that Attract failed.

Yo momma so old, Arceus was in her yearbook.
 
Yo mamma so fat, when she jumped on Ho-oh's rainbow, skittles fell from the rainbow.

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*total fail*
 
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