Chopsuey

;;Revives with half-HP and uses Teleport, Teleports you into a pit full of angry Rhydon on accident;;

(2 AM... that's like 5 AM my time. I think I'll be too mentally dead to battle. We'll have to do it tommorow.)

HHEH

EHE

;;Is fainted and covered in dead bees and sticky shit;;

(Ah yes, all right. Tell me when you can.)

(By the way, when would you like to Wi-Fi battle, good sirrah?)

HEE

8D (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...?)

Well, there are some adult trainers, and children swear all the time in real life, so...

...Okay then.

How ya doin?

QUOTE=Blackthorne Steele: I though Kam learned Ember at level fourteen? :V


He did, but that was before HG/SS remember? Now he learns it at level seven.

;;Uses Explosion and faints whilst making a huge ass firecrackery molasses Beedrill explosion;;

;;Squeaks, runs away;;

;;Flames it into ashes;;

;;Watches, does nothing;;

83) (I DIDN'T MEAN TOOOOOOOO)

Oh yes. That's probably true.

Exactly why you shouldn't take the fo- *ahem* spoon in the middle.

;;Is about to use Ember, but uses a much stronger fire attack and burns everything in sight;;

Well.... at least my shields work. :D Sorry about your.... explosion.

Why murder me? I only wish to help with your little problem. T_T Oh, or was I not clear? Sorry. Hm... how about this. You like no good pokemon. At all. Would you like me to help you with that? :D?

I still fail to see why Sharpedo would get Rough Skin, but oh well. It's a bit silly an ability, considering how defensively weak they are. But anyways, I always pictured them as physical attackers. Never really looked at the special stat. Is it really usable? I might have to EV a special one, if so.

I'm sure you're not the only one he annoyed, either. xD

Ahh, nice. I had that same problem in my Pearl, I EV'd a Gligar and thought it had to evolve by trading at night with the item, so I leveled it all the way to 100 and before I realized my mistake, it was too late. xD So I EV'd a new one, and Gliscor is a beast. <3 Anyways, you don't have to clone the razor fang if you don't want, I can always get more. :P

(8^ED)

What's the fact again? D:

...*four days later, I walk back, injured* The fork on the left has wolves. Go to the fork on the right.

;;Uses Ember again and accidentally burns the knife and your shoe;;

Hai.

;;Aims another Ember, but misses and burns your knives;;