Chopsuey

;;Still fainted;;

;;Fainted;;

;;Also faints from eating Shroom Walnuts;;

http://forums.dragonflycave.com/showthread.php?p=400679&posted=1#post400679

You should enjoy this thread. Don't get a nosebleed.

Well actually... those were... hallucinogen-

OOOH, lookit the rainbow pink flying platypusbunnies!

;;Eats the walnuts;;

There, better?

The latter.

Ah, perfect. I haven't read anything like that in a while, I could use the laughs.

Then uh... throw a bomb. Or a grenade. You're good at that. :D

If you say so. \o/

Well, no, I don't like eating them. But the act itself sounds utterly boring. :< And I can't swim. Er... well, I'm not a good swimmer, anyway. Enough that I can keep myself from drowning, that's about it. If my head goes under, I'll drown.

...Those aren't presidents, they're walnuts.

...Army? WTF? This isn't a war.

NOT a surrender, a TRUCE.

Hm. Well, since you suggested it, I shall go do that.

Indeed it is. Try summoning Abraham Lincoln. He's full of win.

Sounding more awesome is cool, until the truth comes out. xD

No, I haven't seen that post. :P I dunno how to spell it either.

Butbutbut... how could that be the reason? I don't even like fish. Or water. T_T

WELL ERM.

Fine... truce.

WELL NOW I AM. LEAVE THE DANG MAN ALONE!

I told you, LEAVE GEORGE WASHINGTON ALONE!

;;George Washington summons John Adams, who punches the rocket at your jaw;;

... ;;Gapemouth;;

I looked, and I honestly didn't like The Pokemon Tower very much... It's a little confusing to navigate and I hate how all the stories are sorted by author with no way to sort them otherwise. Not only would I expect not to get anyone reading it, but I'm even turned off from browsing for good reads there because of it. :<

Indeed. I forget how, but I do remember dying once. Anyway, I guess I'll just let Arylett and her minions take care of you for me. I didn't even have to ask. :D

I guess I already was going to do that, since I planned on using my own Magnemite anyways. xD But that's really him using my own tricks on me, not the other way around, since I was planning it first.

I prefer "judgement" also, but I hate that squiggly red line even more.

Indeed, I am deprived of life. I just don't think not fishing is the reason for that. :P

Really? Why thank you.

Oh, okay. I'll take a look, thanks. :D

Yelling, screaming, close enough. :P

You've been trying to kill me for more than a week now (hell, you even succeeded once, I think), and I'm still here. xD

Haha, you think I should pull his own tricks on him? Oh, that's cruel. :< I like it.

Whenever I type "judgement" I get that red squiggly line that my laptop uses to inform me that a word is misspelled. :< I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to have the E, unless whoever designed this spell-check program was just bad at English.

Wow. o_O I've never gone fishing, either. But I imagine it would bore me. :x