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Funny Typos?

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Simple. Ever had any funny typos? I've misspelled "Pokemon" as "Pokenom" and "missed" as "p***ed".
 
at school like two years ago, some guest speaker came in to tell us about body image or something, and how you should be proud of who are you are, fat or skinny or whatever. the first page of her powerpoint, which was displayed on the screen while we were coming into the theater, said "What the Fuss?" that little missing apostrophe-s made all the difference, and to this day everyone at are school still jokingly swears by saying "what the fuss".

EDIT: and once some kid asked me how to spell "fallacies" for his essay and I told him "phalluses", lol
 
I spell Relationship as "Relationshit" quite frequently.

I remember asking someone if they wanted to go somewhere, and my mum started cracking up at me, and pointed out the "Do you wank to ..." instead of "want".

I was googling trees last night and wrote "rec cap bum" instead of, "gum".

When I was younger I frequently misspelled "disk" as "dick"
There's probably a heap more but remembering these was hard enough


You know what's more embarrassing? When I play wow and i'm looking for groups, I copy a body of text (ctrl + a, ctrl + x) so I can just paste it (Saves typing). But a lot of the time I go on these forums and replace the text I copy with text from my posts, then go back to the game and hit ctrl + v and enter so fast I don't even realize I randomly posted personal shit infront of 10,000 people. ,xD
 
I remember one time I was watching an Full Metal Alchemist movie with my friend. It was subbed, but there was one very unfortunate and hilariously placed typo...

I don't remember exactly where it was in the movie, but wherever it was, the music dimmed down to silence and a character said, "You poor soul.." dramatically before attacking or something.

Only "poor" was typo'd as "poop".
 
In a newspaper I was reading they spelled "public" as "pubic". They apologized for it the next day. =P
 
I can't recall any of my own. But there is that Bible ages ago that misprinted one of the commandments and urged Christians to commit adultery.
 
One from the newspaper a while back (last year?) I saw... a birth announcement that referred to the baby as "our presious little angle."

It finally got corrected a few days later.

And there's also this "shcool zone" in Kalamazoo, Michigan:
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I used to spell Garbage as Garbig. x3

but more recently, soilers instead of spoilers.
Whats more funny is that I almost did it just there xD (When I was typing spoilers)
 
Biology as Bioloby. Gainaxing (from TV Tropes) as Gaianaxing, Tropes as Toerps just now, and probably thousands more since I type so fast that the letters get screwed upas I type.
 
I was reading a story written by a friend of mine... The sentence was supposed to say something like "thoughts popping into her head", but it said pooping :(
I was laughing so hard...
 
I have no idea how I managed this one.

an IM conversation from a long time ago said:
Spaekle: I went to kroger the other day, but it was late at night and all of the good stuff was sold out of the sushi bar
Friend: aww
Spaekle: next time I'm thinking of just getting the plain rolls of seaweed with rice and a piece of fuck on the inside
Spaekle: *fish
Spaekle: LOL
Friend: hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahaha
Friend: LMAO
Spaekle: what happened there?
Friend: seriously, the people in the office think I've gone crazy
Friend: hahahahhahhaahah
Spaekle: did I do that subconsciously or something?
Friend: FREUD
Spaekle: Aww
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At my sprite shop I spelled "Requesting" as "Requting". Nobody seemed to notice. I didn't notice until several days after.
 
Hmm... the funniest typo I've ever heard was when our entire year 8 science class was actually paying attention to the teacher because she had said 'orgasms' instead of 'organisms'.
 
My typos include "incest" instead of "incense" and "cock" instead of "clock" (this is made funnier considering both those typos occured in a story about gay boys).

And once in my English class, while reading A Midsummer Night's Dream, my teacher kept calling Puck "Fuck". XD Hilarious to a seventh grader.
 
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