JackPK
blame telegram
- Pronoun
- he/him
"Attention, students. I feel it necessary to remind you that you must be in class right now. After last week's incident with the chili cheese dogs, tardiness is a crime that this school will not put up with any longer. And now, for today's announcements.
"The New Directions are excited to announce the new membership of Jacob Ben Israel, bringing their numbers up to a soaring fifteen. In other news, the award-winning Cheerios have lost dozens of JV squad members to sudden and probably illegal redistricting. Coach Sylvester will be holding try-outs for the open spots today at 4 pm in the gym. Potential candidates are encouraged to bring a change of underpants.
Finally, I would like to remind all of the students of McKinley High: If you ever need someone to talk to, my doors are never open. I recommend that you talk to our guidance counsellor, Ms. Pillsbury.
48 hours for night actions, or until all of them are in.
"The New Directions are excited to announce the new membership of Jacob Ben Israel, bringing their numbers up to a soaring fifteen. In other news, the award-winning Cheerios have lost dozens of JV squad members to sudden and probably illegal redistricting. Coach Sylvester will be holding try-outs for the open spots today at 4 pm in the gym. Potential candidates are encouraged to bring a change of underpants.
Finally, I would like to remind all of the students of McKinley High: If you ever need someone to talk to, my doors are never open. I recommend that you talk to our guidance counsellor, Ms. Pillsbury.
48 hours for night actions, or until all of them are in.
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