fucking creepers
go away and take your goddamn SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS somewhere else
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssss
THIS SO FUCKING HARD. OKAY STORY TIME.
Creeperfuck one!
I was building a temple thing when night feel, it's underground and it's roof is the top of a mountain, meaning it's a monster spawn haven, and a zombie managed to slip past my torch field, with it's incessant RRRRRGGGGGGG and INTERCOUUURSEEE... wait, what do you mean yours don't say that?.. anyway! I hop topside to shut it up, careful as always, I survey the area 360, it's a fairly open place and I look up and down anyway to be sure, /nothing is there/. So I think... okay, I should be good, and start jousting the zombie as per normal. One poke of my sword later and suddenly SSSSSSSSSS- I panicked and ran, that fucking thing was /not there/ seconds earlier, and unfortunately I ran /right towards the zombie/. So the thing explodes, but I now have forwards momentum. I survive the explosion, only to be flung right into the arms of the zombie, which devours my brains. Also, my temple has a hole blown in the ceiling.
Creeperfuck two!
So I decided it was time to build a monster trap. The build itself was surprisingly uneventful, albeit I did so mostly in the day. When I finished, I decided to test it out, bored of uneventfully drowning sheep. I lure a single creeper into it, hop in, and lo and behold, the trap works! Creeper is pulled under the water and begins to drown, and soon its yummy gunpowder shall flow into my waiting arms- wait what- FFFFFF
It explodes. Under the water without warning. Seriously, no sssssss or anything, just explodes. What's more, even though it's /under water/ and it shouldn't /do/ this, it does block damage, blowing the side right off my trap. So my little pit in the ground is suddenly flooded, and I'm fighting against currents to claw my way out to survey the damage more and make repairs, when a /second creeper/ drops in. The currents wisk it RIGHT into my lap, and I can't run whatsoever because of them, KABLOOIE- dead.
Creeperfuck three!
This one is recent. I was exploring a new dungeon, finding tons of iron once again on a big hoarding run, plus a bit of gold for all that's worth. Iron is /valuable/ as hell and I love hoarding the stuff. Thing is, as I'm finishing up, I hear a skeleton in the walls. Annoying as hell, clickity clackity and etcetera, so I start digging towards the sound, and eventually find the dark cave it's in. I see the bastard, but only barely, so I check around through the hole - there's nothing else in there. Open up another chunk to form a staircase...
Creeper drops from above onto my head. I can't even react, it blows the cavern wide open and takes out my torches making it near pitch black. /two/ skeletons proceed to drop on my head. Now, I manage to barely kill them, and I'm trying to recuperate, a /third/ drops on my head. At the time, I was reaching for my torch pile to relight the area. I didn't hear any other skeletons. So I panicked, and alt-clicked by mistake.
The item I had was the bucket of lava that I had scooped up on my way here to clear a path. I dump lava right on my lap, killing me instantly, and incinerating every item on my person, including all my tools, armour, and recent loots.
(On the plus side, the skeleton died too.)
I went back later to check for a skeleton spawner, but there wasn't one. It was just a freak Skeleton clusterfuck with Creeper garnish. Lovely.
Goddamn creepers.