Googlism.

[Worst Username Ever]

So, I found this fun site where you can type in your name, a thing, or anything else... and get fun results.
http://www.googlism.com/index.htm

Now, let's try my name:

silke is a cia agent who's as tough and intelligent as she is gorgeous
I like this one. X3

silke is a pink white female chinchilla
I'm a chinchilla now? huh.

silke is watching you
Hehehee...

So, your turn!

 

[Squornshellous Beta]

jessica is pregnant? fact or fiction? there are rumors about that jessica is pregnant
jessica is horse ride on sandy amatuer holding her pussy open what a
jessica is horse ride on sandy asian chick experiences anal sex
jessica is a horny blonde bitch screaming for cock
jessica is the naughty secretary at unzipped
jessica is horse ride on sandy porno inside
jessica is pregnant? fact or fiction?

It seems to think I am a girl of loose morals!

jessica is a controversial sexy model and inspiring actress
jessica is the bestest person in the world
jessica is a beautiful teen
jessica is a beautiful girl
jessica is very beautiful
jessica is engaging
jessica is the best
jessica is buff

Well, at least it's being nice.

jessica is a but head date
jessica is an idiot
jessica is a bitch
jessica is satan

...Or not.

jessica is a homosexual
jessica is jessica
jessica is female

And then there's the undeniably true.

 

[Wargle]

Sorry, Google doesn't know Wargle

D'=

 

[Zeph]

zephyr is for sale at
zephyr is a small old
zephyr is pure quality
zephyr is the only outfitter on the kings river that routinely provides one oar
zephyr is committed to delivering high
zephyr is frequently sought out to replace attachmate? for host access
zephyr is an artistic collective of twelve singers
zephyr is a cutting edge document exchange platform that allows organizations to seamlessly enter into the e
zephyr is an odd mass of color among gray shops and the metra train line
zephyr is digitrax' answer to the atlas commander and the mrc dcc system and will be replacing the genesis ii as digitrax? entry
zephyr is a ball of energy disguised as a young black and white male siberian husky

Excellent!

Oh, also,

zephyr is above you

Look up.



Also,

terry t is a cheater
terry t is one of the artists that have had the most significant effect on my career
terry t is primarily a producer and songwriter
terry t is black

 

[Aenrhien]

evan is a sexpot

I don't think I even want to know

evan is a young australian vampire

I'm neither Aussie nor a vampire

evan is currently serving a 200 year sentence at spring creek correctional center in seward

How would this work anyways? Do they leave your body in the cell to finish your sentence when you die or something?

evan is a neutered male

I guess that's one way to put it lol

The rest are sort of bleh imo.

 

[Aletheia]

someguy is in your home
someguy is doing something fishy here
someguy is friends with ceaser and they reuse a lot of footage in this last war between man and ape
someguy is right
someguy is an idiot metroid is way better than zillion
someguy is reading my powem in the cd with some baroque music in the background or something
someguy is taking drugs"
someguy is gonna take my gfs
someguy is a total bitch with a railgun
someguy is just pimping that ?
someguy is breaking into her house and photographing himself nude in her tub
(man, railguns are silly)
Alternatively...
stefan is a big good puss puss
stefan is right
stefan is cool
stefan is 10
stefan is eyeing my food
stefan is currently performing live
stefan is widely regarded as one of the leading authorities in the country on e
stefan is the prince of the cassadines
stefan is the personal pet of john cage
stefan is a unique destination
stefan is asking himself does this stupid guy or
stefan is simply flat
stefan is hiding a terrible secret
stefan is currently living in hickory
stefan is handsome
stefan is a big fat liar
stefan is now willing to let her escape
stefan is one of the greatest living mimes today
stefan is the only de lux location at the montenegrin seaside
stefan is one crazy guy
stefan is a well
stefan is just doin' something weird
stefan is an idealist and a romantic
Dammit, now I wanna change my user title to one of these. Specifically "a big good puss puss."

 

[1. Luftballon]

res is tanc e induc tanc e

 

[Munchkin]

gina is a miracle
My whole damn existence is a miracle? Nice x)

gina is a data acquisition
... like a Digimon? I'm a miraculous Digimon? =,(

gina is a great gymnast and
I love how they leave this one open-ended like that :3

Also!

chinita is a registered appaloosa mare and one of our top quality producers
I'm an appaloosa mare? Cooool 8)

harmony is an incredible herbal nutrient and a mineral rich supplement food that can help give your immune system what it needs to keep you healthy
I'm healthy for you :D

 

[RavenMarkku]

markku is a murderer

hahaha what i am not don't look at me like that >w>

markku is from finland and he collects all sorts of badges from israel

what

markku is responsible for keeping dynaline's edp systems and database up and running and for programming them to handle ever more complex tasks

what does it meaaaan

markku is active in the national association of finnish wood industry technicians and engineers

...finnish wood

markku is correct

:D

 

[Noctowl]

liz is so good
Uh, ok... ^^;
liz is a wonderful friend from petite elf
Whats petite elf?
liz is back
I said I'll be back. :)
liz is this?
I'm this? :o
liz is pink
No, I am fushia~
liz is a beautiful
Sam's been on here. XD

scraggy is the man
scraggy is an unfortunate sterortype that
scraggy is the prominent rock outcropping
scraggy is maintained
scraggy is "an elderly fellow

Apparently I am a guy as well.

scraggy is stupid

Yayyyy!!!

 

[Lord of the Fireflies]

lord is my shepherd and he knows i'm gay

well that was entertaining

 

[Loffyglu]

****** is a sexy fashion model
****** is dead david
****** is uncreative
****** is better than carly [that's my dog's name...]
****** is awarded to world of darkness
****** is a dream video fuck
****** is gunned down
****** is a really sexy amateur
****** is getting her driver's license and all that i have to say is "watch out" world

...I'm an uncreative porn star who is better than my dog, was awarded a world of darkness, will soon be getting her driver's license, and was gunned to death?

 

[Lili]

lili is my name

I believe that's true.

lili is unlike any other girl i've met

damn strait :D

 

[Wargle]

Since Wargle comes up as nada, I tried my name.

nikki is so young and innocent
Too much faith in me

nikki is waiting by the bedroom door a black goddess lezzys
WHAT?

nikki is here
Obvious

nikki is cool
It's true

nikki is performing next
How'd you know

nikki is one of our chocolate dams
???

nikki is a lazy lump
Im insulted

nikki is definately not your average model
Oh yeah

nikki is waiting by the bedroom door centerfolds forced
?

nikki is soooo cool
It must really like me

nikki is home
Creepy...

nikki is still there i cannot believe that nikki is still in the competition
HOW DARE YOU

nikki is a 2 1/2 year old miniature schnauzer that i adopted from the pound in mid
Uh.....

nikki is hot
We all knew that

nikki is one of the eight remaining finalists on american idol on fox
Hellz to the yeah

nikki is at #17 this week
Send the other 16 flowers and a "YOU'RE DEAD" Letter *reference*

nikki is doing any 911 tributes? david harvey
What???



I feel better

 

[Flora]

rachel is a lesbian sex goddess

*uses her lesbian-sex-goddess charms to get herself a girlfriend* :D

I found that the most interesting of the ones I did

 

[Blazie]

Hayley is here
No duh. :D

Hayley is the star of this page
Cool. I like this thing.

Hayley is a goddess
I REALLY like this thing!

Hayley is very active in the theatre in london
Not in london...but otherwise accurate.

Hayley is the one with her own zest for living
8D

This is very entertaining.

 

[sv_01]

[my real name] is a weak
"Weak" is an adjective, not a noun... But I am not very strong.
-||- is loved everywhere
Really? I think some people hate me.
-||- is not a baby anymore december 6
Indeed, I am not a baby anymore. But what's with December 6?
-||- is 11 years old
Not anymore.
-||- is five
No, I am not.
-||- is getting a puppy for christmas
But I already have a cat!
-||- is extremely shy
Some people might think so.
-||- is cool
Interesting...

 

[MentheLapin]

I did this on Tumblr on Friday, so I'll just post some of my favourites:

alex is not macho what do you think

True.

alex is not wearing pants in the coffin pic

...

alex is a sexy bitch

aww yeah.

alex is rubbing the clitoris of this beauty asian teen by his penis

I... erm... this isn't me.

alex is mesmerized by balls the show is almost over

There aren't any words to describe this one.

 

[Tailsy]

sarah is a cute blond prostitute and she likes to be wet with hot

MY LIFE RIGHT HERE, GUYS

other highlights

sarah is a third year student at the evergreen state college and fiber artist with the newly formed spidey heaven studio

sarah is fiercely independent and adamant about staying that way

sarah is presented in the new testament as a model woman? what's so important

sarah is one of four young peregrines bred in captivity and released on the kitchener city hall in 2001

sarah is working her way post a comment name

 

[ultraviolet]

ultraviolet is a heady mix of quickly cut scenes and rat

ultraviolet is a redesigned spicy floral oriental

ultraviolet is of increasing interest

pretty much the only ones that aren't referring to UV rays/the light spectrum, a movie or a tv series.


also:

ultraviolet is in most sun beds?

see you next time you get a tan!

nyehehehehe~