Hogwarts Houses

[Tailsy]

SO

WHAT KINDA POKÉ-
oh uh
I mean

What house do you think you'd be sorted into in the Harry Potter 'verse, assuming you were magical and not the dumb Muggle you are? Look! There's a shiny poll to determine your decision! AND YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE otherwise you'll never know where to sleep, will you?

If you don't know what house is which you should just go back under your rock.

GRYFFINDOR is for TOUGH GUYS who like to PICK FIGHTS WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN AND STUFF and who are sometimes a bit DICKISH I mean ARROGANT

HUFFLEPUFF is for PUSSIES who are MILDLY CONFUSED by everyone else being COOLER than they are and also they will probably KICK YOUR ASS if you're a MEAN BOYFRIEND to their BFF

RAVENCLAW is for NERDS who like BEING BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE and they are probably also PRETTY GOOD AT PROFESSOR LAYTON and they also like ... EAGLES AND STUFF

SLYTHERIN is for GIMPS who think they're TOTALLY BRO when actually they just like MANIPULATING PEOPLE and HIDING IN THE SHADOWS and PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE LIKE A NINJA or whatever it is BAD GUYS do

GO

ALSO I'M A GRYFFINDOR BECAUSE I'M FUCKING AWESOME AND YOU'RE NOT.

 

[surskitty]

I WOULD WANT TO BE HUFFLEPUFF

BUT ME AN WORK HAHAHAHA

yeah no

ravenclawwwww!! unless Tailsy has a different idea

 

[Cap'n Sofa]

RAVENCLAW

BECAUSE WE ARE BETTER

 

[opaltiger]

I think I am contractually obliged to say Ravenclaw.

 

[Elliekat]

Ravenclaw, definitely.

 

[....]

:D

 

[Eifie]

On those quizzes I always end up in either Ravenclaw or Slytherin.

I'll be the first Slytherin, then! :D

 

[Chief Zackrai]

RAVENCLAW/WARGLE!

 

[Vipera Magnifica]

Ravenclaw. The most badass of all houses.

 

[RavenMarkku]

wha-

slytherin's where it's at.

 

[Dark Shocktail]

I'm a dick and I can admit it. I fuck people over and they love me for it~ Slytherin mofos.

 

[Not Meowth]

HUFFLEPUFF is for PUSSIES

That'd be me then

 

[Superbird]

Ravenclaw, probably. Or possibly hufflepuff.

 

[Minish]

GO GO GRYFFINDOR
GO GO GRYFFINDOR

... or perhaps Hufflepuff

 

[Green]

GRYFFINDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dannichu]

I thought I'd be Hufflepuff for sure, but numerous online personality tests taken at 4am when I really have nothing better to do claim I'm more of a Gryffindor (I get literally no Slytherin points whatsoever).

Still think I'd choose to be in Hufflepuff, though. We can all hang out and play Pokemon and have tea parties and stuff. It'd be fantastic.

 

[hyphen]

RAVENCLAW BY FAAAR.

 

[Aisling]

HUFFLEPUFF is for PUSSIES who are MILDLY CONFUSED

yeah :<

 

[Teh Ebil Snorlax]

Ravenclaw.

 

[Blastoise Fortooate]

In TCoD, Ravenclaw = Hufflepuff.

(Ravenclaw, according to some quizzes I've taken.)