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I fought the school because it was the most logical thing to do at the moment.

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(laughs)
Remember these? First take the month you were born, followed by the day you were born, and then your current shirt color! Put them together and get a weird sentence!

Month you were born:

January: I kicked
February: I sat on
March: I killed
April: I hugged
May: I ate
June: I danced with
July: I fought
August: I kissed
September: I sniffed
October: I threw
November: I wore
December: I tortured

Day you were born:

1: a pie
2: a Lopunny
3: an Ice Beam
4: Sonic
5: Ash
6: a lolcat
7: a Shroomish
8: Link
9: a hat
10: a dog
11: a comic book
12: Mario
13: a Togepi
14: a bottle
15: a bee
16: a sheet of paper
17: a flashlight
18: the school
19: a unicorn
19: a Snubbull
20: a smiley
21: the O RLY owl
22: a Qwilfish
23: a book
24: a T-shirt
25: a computer
26: an ice cream
27: a slushie
28: a carrot
29: a Pokeball
30: a DS
31: a Gamecube

Shirt color:

Blue: because I was controlled by an evil monster.
Red: because bunny-patterned monkeys are dancing on my head.
Pink: because I was bored.
Yellow: because I'm stupid.
Orange: because I wanted money.
Green: because I rock.
Gray: because I suck.
White: because it was just a dream.
Purple: because it was the most logical thing to do at the moment.
Black: because I was drunk.
No shirt: because my boss told me so.

My sentence it in the thread title.
 
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I threw a T-shirt because I was controlled by an evil monster.

Somehow, that doesn't strike me as very evil.
 
I danced with a slushie because I was controlled by an evil monster.
 
I fought a unicorn because it was the most logical thing to do at the moment.

*is totally freaked out that someone was born the day before me*
 
I sniffed a dog because I was controlled by an evil monster.

I believe the appropriate phrase would be 'lol whut.'
 
I threw a bottle because I was controlled by an evil monster.

I also feel sorry for someone who was born on August 5, and is wearing a purple, orange, yellow, or pink. *owned*
 
I kissed an ice cream because I was controlled by an evil monster.

Note to self: go back in time, be born on August 5, and wear a purple shirt.
 
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