King of the Hill

[The Omskivar]

The point of this game? To have the hill. How do you get the hill? You topple the previous owner of the hill. How do you do that?

Creatively.

You can topple the hill owner--the above poster, generally--however you want. I've used goats, rocket launchers, antimatter bullets, and forks. At the end of every post, you have to declare the hill yours, by saying MY HILL.

Example:

Post 1: MY HILL

Post 2: I shoot ^^^ with a shotgun

MY HILL

Post 3: I trip ^^^

MY HILL

Post 4: I use my earthbending skills to crack open the earth under ^^^

MY HILL

and so on. If you do not say MY HILL, then the hill is not yours. Also, no invincibilities. The next poster can and will defeat you and get the hill. No throwing up shields or creating armies to defend it.

I'll start

I own the hill

MY HILL

 

[DarkAura]

I use Chuck Norris and Jackie chan to tear it down.

My Hill

 

[Zero Moment]

I seige ^^^ with my army of roflcopters

MY Hill

 

[DarkAura]

I kill the ROFLcopters and kill your hill.

My Hill

 

[Lord of the Fireflies]

I kill your killing by killing kill itself.

MY HILL

 

[Superbird]

I tear down your hill and build another, bigger hill.

My HILL!

 

[I liek Squirtles]

I use James Bond to kill ^^^ and hump ^^^'s dead corpse.

My Hill

 

[DarkAura]

I fuck you're hill to pieces and kill James Bond with an Axe to make him in pieces and used James Bond pieces to build my hill, only even cooler.

My Hill

 

[I liek Squirtles]

I resurrect Bond and he snipes ^^ to death.

My Hill

 

[DarkAura]

I kill everyone and fuck a chicken.

My Hill

 

[Wargle]

I sit on top of Mt. Everest.

My HILL/mountain

 

[DarkAura]

I kick you off.

My Hill

 

[Wargle]

I open the trapdoor under you

My HILL

 

[DarkAura]

i kick you in the trapdoor

My Hill

 

[Mad MOAI]

I send out an Electivire, and it ThunderPunches you off.

My hill!

 

[DarkAura]

I send out
blue eyed white dragon!!!!!!!

and it flips you off

my Hill

 

[Aethelstan]

I eat the hill, effectively removing you from it. I then find a new hill, far superior to the previous one.

MY HILL

 

[RespectTheBlade]

I burst out from a bush on your new hill weilding a spork. After stabbing you and sparta-kicking you off said hill, I claim it.

MY HILL.

 

[Mai]

I protest loudly about the spork, grabbing both a spoon and a fork and then crushing RTB with them. Did I mention the utensils were about the size of Jupiter?

MY HILL.

 

[Zero Moment]

Earth is literally under seige by planet fucking Jupiter.

My Hill And I wwill givve it to wwhoevver gets the reference...