Me vs. GF0 said:
Ice the frosty cat says (23:51):
OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR
THE DEFENSE, PETER CHETTLEBOROUGH IS ENTIRELY MISTAKEN
THIS MURDER DID NOT TAKE PLACE IN THE DINING ROOM
Gamefreakerzero says (23:52):
It took place in the kitchen
=P
Ice the frosty cat says (23:52):
OBJECTION
Gamefreakerzero says (23:52):
OBJECTION
Stfu
Ice the frosty cat says (23:52):
No, this murder took place IN THE GARDEN
Gamefreakerzero says (23:52):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (23:52):
As you can see from this towel found in the garden
THE VICTIM'S DNA WAS FOUND ON IT
Gamefreakerzero says (23:52):
That's retarded, as you're just trying to look for witnesses
OBJECTION
That could've been placed there
Ice the frosty cat says (23:53):
OBJECTION
Gamefreakerzero says (23:53):
BY THE MURDERER
Ice the frosty cat says (23:53):
But why would the killer have done that?
It would be disadvanturous to them (sp)
Gamefreakerzero says (23:53):
In an attempt to FRAME MY DEFENDANT AND PLACE THE MURDER IN THE GARDEN
Ice the frosty cat says (23:53):
OBJECTION
BUT THAT MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE
Gamefreakerzero says (23:53):
OBJECTION
Gamefreakerzero says (23:54):
YES IT DOES
If you think about HOW THE MURDERER ESCAPED
Ice the frosty cat says (23:54):
G-Gah!
Gamefreakerzero says (23:54):
He obviously dumped the towel in the garden whilst RUNNING in an attempt to hide the evidence
Ice the frosty cat says (23:55):
OBJECTION
Ha
HAHAHA
You've screwed yourself
BECAUSE THE DEFENDANTS FINGERPRINTS WERE FOUND ON THIS TOWEL
Gamefreakerzero says (23:55):
...
OBJECTION
How does that even fucking work?
Towels aren't flat, dumbass
You couldn't leave a print on it
Ice the frosty cat says (23:55):
It's a paper towel
Gamefreakerzero says (23:55):
...
You said a towel
Gamefreakerzero says (23:56):
Thus it is a towel
And either way
What kind of a dumbass murderer
WOULDN'T BE WEARING GLOVES
CONSIDERING THERE WEREN'T ANY PRINTS ON THE MURDER WEAPON
Ice the frosty cat says (23:56):
OBJECTION
Fool
Obviously, this knife is NOT the murder weapon
Allow me to point out the true weapon
Ice the frosty cat says (23:57):
THIS SWISS ARMY KNIFE
Gamefreakerzero says (23:57):
OBJECTION
The knife fits perfectly
Ice the frosty cat says (23:57):
IT HAS THE SAME LENGTH AS THE MURDER WEAPON
Gamefreakerzero says (23:57):
...
But not the same width
Ice the frosty cat says (23:57):
But traces of the victim's blood were found on the knife
Gamefreakerzero says (23:57):
Well of course
That is because
Ice the frosty cat says (23:57):
And the Defendant's fingerprints were also found
Gamefreakerzero says (23:57):
THE VICTIM WAS PART OF THE SUBCULTURE 'EMO'
Ice the frosty cat says (23:58):
OBVIOUSLY, THE KILLER MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE WAS WEARING GLOVES
IN ORDER TO THROW SUSPICION OFF HIMSELF
Gamefreakerzero says (23:58):
OBJECTION
Why would he PRETEND to wear gloves
WHEN HE COULD HAVE WORN GLOVES THE ENTIRE TIME!?
Your argument makes NO SENSE
Ice the frosty cat says (23:59):
Like I said, it's to make a dumbass defense attorney like yourself use this to point out a contradiction
Which would then unravel my entire case
BUT IT SHALL NOT
LOOK
THE PAPER TOWL
TOWEL*
Gamefreakerzero says (23:59):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (23:59):
IT HAS THE VICTIM'S DNA, FROM THEIR BLOOD AND THE DEFENDANTS FINGERPRINTS
Gamefreakerzero says (23:59):
THE PROSECUTION CAN'T EVEN SPELL TOWEL ANY MORE
OBJECTION
Gamefreakerzero says (00:00):
WHAT'S YOUR POINT
?
That towel was found IN THE GARDEN
Ice the frosty cat says (00:00):
EVIDENTALLY, THE DEFENDANT USED THE PAPER TOWEL TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF AND KEEP THEIR FINGERPRINTS OFF THE WEAPON
AND THEN THEY DROPPED IT AS THEY FLED
Gamefreakerzero says (00:00):
OBJECTION
But if the swiss army knife is the 'real weapon'
Gamefreakerzero says (00:01):
WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON IT!?
AND WHY ARE THERE FINGER PRINTS ON BOTH THE WEAPONS
YOUR ARGUMENT IS FULL OF INCONSISTENCIES?
Ice the frosty cat says (00:01):
BECAUSE THE DEFENDANT BELIEVED THAT THE SWISS ARMY KNIFE WOULD NOT BE DISCOVERED
Gamefreakerzero says (00:01):
OBJECTION
But you just said he wiped it
Ice the frosty cat says (00:01):
But, the police force is not incompetant like the AA games would have you believe
Gamefreakerzero says (00:02):
Objection
You have circular logic
You believe the defendant did it because his finger prints are on the swiss army knife
But then
Ice the frosty cat says (00:03):
Well it IS difficult to keep track of all this information when we're just making it up on the spot
Gamefreakerzero says (00:03):
You believe the defendant did it because his finger prints are on the towel, which he used to wipe his weapon
*close up* YOUR LOGIC CONTRADICTS ITSELF
Ice the frosty cat says (00:03):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (00:04):
Did you not wonder why the supposed murder weapon had no blood on it?
THAT IS WAS I WAS SAYING
Gamefreakerzero says (00:04):
OBJECTION
That's because it was found in the nearby swimming pool
Dumbass
Ice the frosty cat says (00:05):
OBJECTION
But there is no pool in the vicinity, YOU ARE MIXING THIS INFORMATION WITH THAT OF ANOTHER CASE
Gamefreakerzero says (00:05):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (00:05):
OBJECTION
Gamefreakerzero says (00:05):
There is a pool :3
Ice the frosty cat says (00:05):
LOOK AT THE COURT RECORD
THE SUPPOSED MURDER WEAPON WAS FOUND NEXT TO THE VICTIM
Gamefreakerzero says (00:06):
This is a map of the crime scene
... Which you can't see
Fuck
...
Silly Ice
Ice the frosty cat says (00:06):
Regardless
The knife wasn't found in a pool
Gamefreakerzero says (00:07):
The victim was found in the changing rooms to the swimming pool
Ice the frosty cat says (00:07):
OSNAP
Gamefreakerzero says (00:07):
In between the two rooms
Ice the frosty cat says (00:07):
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED
Gamefreakerzero says (00:07):
The victim's hand was REACHING TOWARDS THE POO
*POOL
SHUT UP TYPO FAIRY
Ice the frosty cat says (00:07):
GUMSHOE YOUR PAY IS GOING EVEN FURTHER DOWN
Gamefreakerzero says (00:07):
THUS IT WAS NEXT TO THE VICTIM
Gamefreakerzero says (00:08):
*POINT* THUS MY LOGIC HAS BEEN PROVEN, AND YOURS IS STILL FLAWED
Ice the frosty cat says (00:08):
OBJECTION
I PRESENT MY EVIDENCE
MY TCOD SIGNATURE
Gamefreakerzero writes (00:09):
Ice the frosty cat says (00:09):
IF THE VICTIM WAS INDEED REACHING TOWARDS THE POO, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NOWERE NEAR THE POOL
Gamefreakerzero says (00:09):
DAMMIT ICE
OBJECTION
I PRESENT THE TYPO FAIRY
SHE DID THIS
Ice the frosty cat says (00:10):
OBJECTION
DIDN'T YOUR PARENTS EVER TELL YOU
FARIES DON'T EXIST
Gamefreakerzero says (00:10):
OBJECTION
NO
FARIES DON'T EXIST
TYPO FAIRIES DO
Ice the frosty cat says (00:10):
OBJECTION I HAVE A WITNESS
Neon Lemmy Koopa has been added to the conversation.
Gamefreakerzero says (00:10):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (00:10):
Neon, I have called you to the stand
Gamefreakerzero says (00:11):
Remove that quote from your sig plox D:
Ice the frosty cat says (00:11):
Did the Defendant commit the crime?
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:11):
?
Ice the frosty cat says (00:11):
We're in the middle of a trial and your testimony will decide the verdict
Gamefreakerzero says (00:11):
Just bullshit your way through this
We are
=P
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:11):
kk
a pie fell and killed an old lady
Gamefreakerzero says (00:12):
Objection
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:12):
the defendant was flying and dropped it
Gamefreakerzero says (00:12):
OBJECTION
Where was this?
Ice the frosty cat says (00:12):
OBJECTION
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:12):
at the corner of Macaroni and Cheese
Ice the frosty cat says (00:12):
Mr. Chettleborough, please don't badger my witness
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:12):
wtf
xD
Gamefreakerzero says (00:12):
OBJECTION
YOU'RE A FUCKING BADGER
ALSO
Ice the frosty cat says (00:12):
OBJECTION
CAT
CAAAAT >:L
Gamefreakerzero says (00:12):
OBJECTION
BADGERCAT
Gamefreakerzero says (00:13):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (00:13):
OBJECTION
BADGERDUCK
Gamefreakerzero says (00:13):
THIS WITNESS IS UNRELATED TO THIS CASE
Ice the frosty cat says (00:13):
OBJECTION
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:13):
NO IM NOT!!!
Ice the frosty cat says (00:13):
YET HE HAS TESTIFIED THAT THE DEFENDANT DID IT
Gamefreakerzero says (00:13):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (00:13):
UNLESS YOU HAVE EVIDENCE TO PROVE HIM WRONG
Gamefreakerzero says (00:13):
But
Okay
Ice the frosty cat says (00:13):
YOU HAVE NO CASE
Gamefreakerzero says (00:13):
OBJECTION
I present the victim
Who wasn't an old lady
Gamefreakerzero says (00:14):
And who was stabbed to death
Ice the frosty cat says (00:14):
OSNAP
Gamefreakerzero says (00:14):
Rather than pied to death
Also
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:14):
NOOO!!!
(freakout)
Gamefreakerzero says (00:14):
The defendant couldn't defy physics
Thus
I BLAME THE WITNESS
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:14):
OBJECTION I HAVE A PICTURE!!!
Gamefreakerzero says (00:14):
OBJECTION
ONLY PERSONELLE OF THE COURT CAN SAY OBJECTION
>:l
Ice the frosty cat says (00:14):
OBJECTION
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:14):
FLOBJECTION I HAVE A PICTURE
Ice the frosty cat says (00:15):
PHOENIX OBJECTED IN 3-1 AND 4-1!
Gamefreakerzero says (00:15):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (00:15):
AND HE WAS NOT A MEMBER OF COURT IN EITHER
Gamefreakerzero says (00:15):
HE WAS A DEFENDANT AND A PREVIOUS DEFENCE ATTORNEY
THUS HE WAS
Ice the frosty cat says (00:15):
OBJECTION
THIS MATTER IS TRIVIAL AND IRRELEVANT
Gamefreakerzero says (00:15):
INDEED
I WANT TO SEE THIS PICTURE
Neon Lemmy Koopa writes (00:17):
Gamefreakerzero says (00:17):
OBJECTION
Ice is a dumbass
Thus pictures are invisible
D:
Ice the frosty cat says (00:17):
OBJECTION
YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE
THE DEFENSE IS IN NO STATE TO DEFEND
I CALL FOR HIM TO BE REMOVED FROM THE COURT
Gamefreakerzero says (00:17):
OBJECTION
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:17):
TOO MUCH RUM!!
Gamefreakerzero says (00:17):
YOU WERE MAKING NO SENSE BUT A MOMENT AGO
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:17):
THE DEFENSE IS WASTED
Gamefreakerzero says (00:17):
OBJECTION
Gamefreakerzero says (00:18):
No, but we have yet to see the evidence
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:18):
I just presented the picture ^
Ice the frosty cat says (00:18):
Present: Defendant
THE DEFENDANT WAS SEEN LEAVING THE CHANGING ROOMS MINUTES AFTER THE MURDER TOOK PLACE
Gamefreakerzero says (00:19):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (00:19):
I SEE NO-ONE ELSE WHO COULD BE THE KILLER
Gamefreakerzero says (00:19):
BUT YOU FORGET
THE DEFENDANT IS MALE
THE VICTIM IS FEMALE
Ice the frosty cat says (00:19):
OBJECTION
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:19):
PERVERT!!!!
Gamefreakerzero says (00:19):
THE DEFENDANT WAS IN THE OTHER CHANGING ROOMS
Ice the frosty cat says (00:19):
THIS IS A KILLER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
I DON'T THINK HE CARES
Gamefreakerzero says (00:19):
OBJECTION
THE DEFENDANT WAS SEEN LEAVING THE MALE CHANGING ROOMS
Ice the frosty cat says (00:19):
OBJECTION
Gamefreakerzero says (00:20):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (00:20):
THE CHANGING ROOMS HAVE THE SAME ENTRANCE
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:20):
oh so the victim was a pervert
Ice the frosty cat says (00:20):
THERE ARE TWO DOORS INSIDE THE BUILDING
Gamefreakerzero says (00:20):
YES, THROUGH A CORRIDOR
Ice the frosty cat says (00:20):
WHICH MEANS YOU COULD NOT TELL WHICH DOOR HE CAME OUT OF
Gamefreakerzero says (00:20):
OBJECTION
Neon Lemmy Koopa writes (00:20):
Ice the frosty cat says (00:20):
PLUS, THE DEFENDANTS FINGERPRINTS WERE FOUND INSIDE THE GIRLS CHANGING ROOM
Gamefreakerzero says (00:20):
THEY ARE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE BUILDING, OF COURSE YOU COULD HAVE
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (00:21):
OBJECTION
Gamefreakerzero says (00:21):
Where were these prints found?
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:21):
ON THE GIRLS ASS!!
Ice the frosty cat says (00:21):
THE DEFENDANT MUST HAVE GONE BACK TO THE MENS ROOM AFTER THE KILLING
Gamefreakerzero says (00:21):
On something that could have been placed there
Ice the frosty cat says (00:21):
THAT IS WHEN HE WAS SEEN LEAVING
Gamefreakerzero says (00:21):
OBJECTION
Why would he walk all the way back AT RISK OF BEING SEEN?
Also
Ice the frosty cat says (00:21):
OBJECTION
Gamefreakerzero says (00:21):
How would the witness know
Ice the frosty cat says (00:21):
HE MIGHT HAVE CHECKED NO-ONE WAS THERE
Gamefreakerzero says (00:22):
WHETHER THE KILLER HAD GONE NEAR THE VICTIM'S ASS?
HE OBVIOUSLY DID IT
Ice the frosty cat says (00:22):
G-GAH
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:22):
HEY IM JUST A POOR BROTHER FROM PHILLY TRYIN TO GET SOME ACTION!!
Ice the frosty cat says (00:22):
O_O
OBJECTION
Gamefreakerzero says (00:22):
OBJECTION
He's ADMITTING his perverse nature
Ice the frosty cat says (00:22):
THE PROSECUTION PLEADS INSANITY
Gamefreakerzero says (00:22):
OBVIOUSLY HE DID IT
Ice the frosty cat says (00:22):
THE WITNESS HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT
Gamefreakerzero says (00:22):
OBJECTION
ICE IS INSANE
Gamefreakerzero says (00:23):
THE WITNESS ISN'T
ONLY THE WITNESS CAN PLEAD THAT
He isn't insane
He's PERVERTED AND A KILLER
Ice the frosty cat says (00:23):
Judge: *gavel*
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:23):
minus the killer
Ice the frosty cat says (00:23):
Judge: I don't believe we need to discuss this anymore
Judge: It is extremely obvious who our killer is
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:23):
who?
Gamefreakerzero says (00:23):
YOU
Ice the frosty cat says (00:24):
OBJECTION
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:24):
OBJECTION!!!
I ACcUSE OUR PROSECuTOR!!
Ice the frosty cat says (00:24):
YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT THE WITNESS DID ANYTHING BUT RAPE THE VICTIM
Gamefreakerzero says (00:24):
OBJECTION
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:24):
IT WASNT RAPE SHE SAID YES!
Gamefreakerzero says (00:24):
OF COURSE HE WOULD HAVE KILLED HER AFTERWARDS, OTHERWISE SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIM ARRESTE
*ARRESTED
Ice the frosty cat says (00:24):
N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ice the frosty cat says (00:25):
*Crowd chatter*
Gamefreakerzero says (00:25):
But now it's all become clear, and he's going to jail for longer
THAN HE WOULD HAVE DONE IF HE'D LET HER LIVE
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:25):
BUT THAT WAS MY GF!!!
Ice the frosty cat says (00:25):
DUN DUN DUUUUN
Gamefreakerzero says (00:25):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (00:25):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (00:26):
I-I CAN'T FIND AN OPPORTUNITY TO SAY MEOW
Gamefreakerzero says (00:26):
Witnesses say that you had only been together for a week or so, and friends of the victim said she was even thinking of breaking up with you
Ice the frosty cat says (00:26):
OBJECTION MY INTERNET IS DYING
SO I MAY DISAPPEAR WITHOUT WARNING
Gamefreakerzero says (00:26):
Motive, Evidence, Opportunity, Witnesses
Meow, no?
Neon Lemmy Koopa says (00:26):
course friends didnt like me cause Im black
YAY!
Gamefreakerzero says (00:26):
OBJECTION
Ice the frosty cat says (00:27):
OBJECTION
Gamefreakerzero says (00:27):
Racism isn't reason for rape, whether she broke up with you or not!
Ice the frosty cat says (00:27):
THE DEFENSE HAS NO HARD PROOF THAT THIS WITNESS IS THE KILLER
WITHOUT THAT YOU HAVE NO CASE
