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The Vendetta Thread

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Do you have a vendetta against a certain person or thing? Do you have an urge to destroy, defeat or stop it? Then this thread is for you! Post what you have a vendetta against here. Maybe you could find someone to team up with against it!

Me? Cynthia, the Champion of D/P. She is SO dead, dead isn't even a strong enough word! I'm going to rip her up and burn the pieces! I'm going to crush her with the aid of Kaziru, Rio and Nyula!
 
I have a vendetta against oppressors and people who harrass other for no fucking reason.
 
I have an odd and annoying vendetta with everything to do with sonic.

That and those dickheads who have broken me mentally.
 
I vendetta on people who call other people gay just because they act a little differently than others. Also, people who make fun of mentally retarded kids. They will burn in hell so badly!!
 
Celestial Blade said:
Nazis (racist douchebags!) and our shitty capitalist government (I'm Communist!)
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Oh wow, again?


Uhh... probably against Mathematics, because... well it's hard.
 
I have a vendetta against the French, and all who uphold the French language as a "beautiful art".

I also have a vendetta against anyone who mocks the Royal Family, Germany or woodwind instruments
 
goldenquagsire said:
I have a vendetta against the French, and all who uphold the French language as a "beautiful art".
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Ah! Je m'en moque. Toi, tu ne vois pas rien, mon petit chou-fleur inculte, mais quoi faire...? Alors, je te tapote la tête, chou-fleur.

goldenquagsire said:
I also have a vendetta against anyone who mocks the Royal Family, Germany or woodwind instruments
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Vat! Das Mocking of der Germans is die gret Krime ägänst meine Ånnor, und ägänst die Lüftwaffe, und ägänst die Grammatik, und ägänst der Volkswagen, und ägänst die Sauerkraut und die Bratwurst und die toten Hosen undt...

... I'm not even going to bother with your Royal Family; I'm too busy mocking our own.
 
goldenquagsire said:
the Royal Family
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You must hate everyone in Britain then!

And they're pretty sad, come on. An old, tough-as-nails queen with a mildly racist, soft-in-the-head husband no one cares about; a sixty-year-old man who will forever be Prince, graced with ridiculous ears and sexy scandals; and two 'actual' princes: a nazi and a guy with premature baldness and huge front teeth. Oh William.
 
ultraviolet said:
Uhh... probably against Mathematics, because... well it's hard.
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Me toooooo.

I hate the schooling system that teaches kids how to pass exams rather than to actually, you know, learn things.

And I despise the price of public transport; it cost £7 to travel less than 15 miles the other day. And £35 to get from London to Devon.

And sexism. I know most people don't like it, but it's a serious vendetta for me; my family doesn't like watching TV with me because I critique from a feminist perspective (read: complain about) every show, movie and advert that comes on TV.

And probably more things I'm forgetting. :3
 
You must hate everyone in Britain then!
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Correct. :)

And they're pretty sad, come on. An old, tough-as-nails queen with a mildly racist, soft-in-the-head husband no one cares about; a sixty-year-old man who will forever be Prince, graced with ridiculous ears and sexy scandals; and two 'actual' princes: a nazi and a guy with premature baldness and huge front teeth. Oh William.
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The Queen is probably the only decent celebrity ever, Prince Phillip is a total joker, Prince Charles deserves kudos for being awesome and marrying Princess Diana, and the two other Princes are also jokers.

Having a Royal Family is what separates Britain from undignified states such as the USA and France. Plus, they're a symbol of the historic special relationship between my two countries, the UK and Germany. :D
 
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