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Yo Mama jokes

DarkAura

DarkAura

loves terra "brain cells? idk her" kingdomhearts
Basically, just put some yo mama jokes up. Buuuut...:

  • No racially offensive or religiously offensive yo mama jokes. Really, it's not tolerated anywhere. They're just things you don't make jokes about, and really, they're in bad taste.
  • Don't make yo mama jokes directed at a person's actual mom. We're talking about a fictional mother figure we're bashing here, not a person's real mom.
  • Don't make "yo mama so stupid no one knew she was a blonde" jokes, because it's just, well, bad. How can I explain it even more? It's bad in taste, bad in logic, and makes actually smart blondes seem dumber in the eyes of society. Really, it's just... bad.
  • Keep this sane. There's a reason why I posted this in Silliness and not in Forum Games, you know!

Sorry for adding rules and all (actually, I'm not sorry), but I've been around the block a few times and I know for a fact topics like these, when gotten out of hand, are almost always locked. I don't want to see this topic locked, but I know the mods will have to if this gets out of hand. So let's just have some good, clean, sane fun with this, and let's start!


Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her car for car gas.
 
Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks "crafting" is something you do on the "criver"

Your mama's IQ is so low, she thinks a "golemancer" is something you get when you ask a "golemquestion"
 
Why, your mother is so ignorant, she cannot even tell the difference between a self-adjoint operator and a merely symmetric one!
 
Music Dragon said:
Why, your mother is so ignorant, she cannot even tell the difference between a self-adjoint operator and a merely symmetric one!
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Your mother is so blasphemous, she proposed that the square root of 2 could not be represented using a ratio of integers, and we drowned her.
 
ultraviolet said:
You English pig-dogs! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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This is so perfect. Just... I can't even --

Yo mama's so stupid, she said "I don't know English!"

/bad joke
 
your mamm'a so fat she went to the beach and the tide came in

your mamma's so stupid she saw a bus and yelled "FOLLOW THAT TWINKIE!!!"

Your mamma's so fat she farted and the called it "The Big Bang"
 
Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the phone operator.
 
Ultraviolet, that was win. Monty Python is awesome.

Ahem.

Yo mama so stupid, she tore a dollar in four to give the vendor a quarter.

/also bad joke
 
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