Dannichu
Tragically unbeyachted.
It is a bit excellent - I can't think of any particularly amazing examples from Chambre des Secrets, but seeing stuff like "Snape raised his baguette" or "Ron tossed Lockhart's baguette out the window" are just... amusing.
According to Ruth, in the French version, "Snape has been renamed 'Rogue' ...apparently, the french need to be bludgeoned with whom we should think is a ne'er-do-well." XD