#1 bro
FEELING GREAT, FEELING GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
OH I have this one guy I want to kill, he was at my summer camp, and he was like the king of all douches. You might have heard of how there is a such article of clothing as the black, button-down shirt, meant to be worn unbuttoned with a t-shirt under it? Well, this guy had FIVE of those exact shirts. I wish I was joking. D: