I'm sure there was already a thread for this somewhere. [tags relevantly]
I'm sure that I remember it, too, but what the hay.
I'm really only fluent in English, since I've lived such a stereotypically normal childhood. (I'm a white American, I live with my mom, dad, and sister, we take vacations most every summer, and we live in a middle class suburban neighborhood in the Midwest populated almost exclusively by other white people. Though come to think of it, we can't be totally normal, since we don't have a dog and I didn't want one as a kid. But that's neither here nor there.) I have a large vocabulary in English, as well, a fact which I would attribute largely to my father's lectures as a child which included such words as "redundant", "reciprocation", "famine", and "utterance", which spurred me to try to figure out what the heck people were saying when they said things. (I'm sure that he would have preferred that they spurred me to brush my teeth more often, though, as that's what he usually lectured me about.)
I've been taking Spanish in school at the honors level since eighth grade, and my dad had been trying to teach me what he remembered of his Spanish classes from college up until then. I still have a lot of trouble with speaking, hearing, and writing the language, though, and won't consider myself fluent until I can go to a bar somewhere in Mexico, and, not only order myself a drink, but eavesdrop on the other patrons at the bar and know what they mean.
I've been trying to learn Italian independantly for probably about a year. I mostly just know practical phrases like, "Spia piro!" and "Occhio il grosso!" and "Sentry avanti!" and culinary terms like "parmasean" and "fromaggio" and "biscotti", though, and I would have a hard time making ends meet were I today put in, say, Rome.
In preschool, my teachers tried to teach us all French. It didn't work. I'm signed up to take French in high school this year, though, and going in, I know a few select terms, such as "voulez-vous coucher avec moi", "deux boules [of ice cream], si vous plais", "brie et jambon, SVP", and "Parle-vous anglais?". I can read things in French when I'm lucky, pronounce them when I'm luckier, and spell them when I'm really on a roll and I'm having a good day.
My sister's been dabbling in German for some time, and with her trying to speak it so often, I've picked up a few words. My German is even more limited than my Italian or French, though, as about all I can say are "Die kline Eisbär est kaput, ja?", "Ich liebe die Luftwaffa," "Vol ist die S-bahn?" "Dummkopf!", "Mien Haus est neu", "Vasa, bitte," and "Danke". I usually make up German words by adding "en" to the end of English words.
I hope to some day master Spanish, possibly Italian and maybe French, learn a little Portugese, learn (at least to read) Arabic, and possibly even Russian phonetics or something.
