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Misreadings and stuff

There was a box in my garage that said something like "Commit. Success." and I thought it said "Commit. Suicide."
 
Not really a misreading but I'm so tired I just wrote "cocks in a washing machine."

I really hope people can see how easily that was to mistype...
 
I was making an analogy to "socks in a washing machine" and well like I said I'm tired. I haven't had a decent night's sleep since Friday.
 
Misread the above misreading of a misreading.

Thoguh strippers gonna strip was slippers gonna slip. >.<
 
My phone just autocorrected my text....

My text was meant to say: "Yeah, my touch screen just stopped working I have to get a new one."

What I sent was: "Yeah, my touch rape just stopped working I have to get a new one."

O_o my friend was very confused. And yes I text in full sentences.
 
Not a misreading, but there was a short time when I forgot what "sickly" meant and thought it was related to sickles.
 
Hawke said:
My phone just autocorrected my text....

My text was meant to say: "Yeah, my touch screen just stopped working I have to get a new one."

What I sent was: "Yeah, my touch rape just stopped working I have to get a new one."
my friend was very confused. And yes I text in full sentences.
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O-0
Phones are weird like that. That happened to me so much, i don't text anymore.
 
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