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Misreadings and stuff

"Satellite likely in ocean" as "Santa likely in ocean"

...Maybe if he was joyriding in his sleigh and crashed or something?
 
Magneton as misinformation, and also:

Invited to be honored onstage as invited to be held hostage.

... How, exactly, would you be invited to do so?
 
Mai said:
Invited to be honored onstage as invited to be held hostage.

... How, exactly, would you be invited to do so?
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Maybe a mock thing for police/S.W.A.T./ect. to practice what to do in a hostage situation?

Or a thing for rich people on how to react to being held hostage, idk.
 
See one time, there was nothing on, so i wathed an old episode of spongebob (the old episodes are better, though)

and there was one line that said

"Part 2? Part2part2part2part2part2!"

I thought it said;

"Cartoon? Cartooncartooncartooncartoon!!"

and another time like this;

"R2? R2R2R2R2!"
 
^In my Health class, the teacher has a weird way of writing, so almost every time I read the words on the board that say "I Have A Dream", I misread it as "I Have An Orgasm" 0_0
 
"Affordable" as "adorable"

Adorable housing? I guess that could work. A cute little cottage in the woods or something.
 
I occasionally read "pedestrian" as "Presbyterian." Yeah.

"Don't run over the Presbyterians!"

... Sometimes, against all logic, I miss driver's ed.
 
"You're welcome" as "You're awesome".
:D

Also had a disturbing one earlier today: the text said "what do you say when you hit your thumb?" I read it as "when you hit your testicle" (yes, as in singular)
 
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On some pictures on a wall:
Hey, a giant pear. It's almost as big as the pile of dirt under it.
Oh, that's a hedgehog, and it's not that far in the background.

On a paper with a red text on a yellow and white background:
A white spade. Interesting.
No, it's a diamond. That makes more sense being white.
Wait, so I mistook it for the symbol of the opposite quadrant.
 
I constantly misread STAB (Same-Type Attack Bonus) as SATB (Soprano Alto Tenor Baritone; iirc it refers to a chorus/choir that contains all of those), and vice versa.

aaand today I misheard 'Protestant' as 'prostitute' for a split second
 
I was walking today and I passed two people, I overheard this, and I think I was wrong but "Alice in Wonderland is in Sarah Jane's pants."
 
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