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Misreadings and stuff

I misheard 'boxes or coke cans' as 'boxes of cocaine' today...what is wrong with my brain
 
This is proof i am a pokemaniac.

Today i saw a jug of apple cider. I don't know what it said,
most likely 'apple cider', but i thought it said 'marowak'.

Why would you drink a marowak?
 
Not a misreading, just a strange association proving that I have been influenced by TCoD forums:
*plays Black*
*Stunfisk appears*
Mind voice that I don't control: Karkat Vantas
Me (in my mind): Wait, why did it remind me of Karkat? *thinks for some time* Oh right, there is someone on the forums with the nickname Karkat Vantas and a Stunfisk in his avatar.


Worst Username Ever said:
"Only" as the "∞" symbol. wut
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Caprica reference?
 
I was watching a DS9 episode. It was night in there, so it was dark. I thought I saw an embryo in a jar. Then it moved and it was actually Jake Sisko.
 
The Cave of Dragonflies as The Cafe of Dragonflies.

I have forsaken thee

Edit; Bonus as Boner
 
Due to being unreasonably hungry, I've been reading "Friendship" as "French fries" all day.

... And just now I tried typing "French fries" as "French fires." Lolwut.
 
Not a misreading, a mishearing that proves I am obsessed with pokemon.
Or maybe I want to eat them.

I was offered a sardine and heard 'Victini'.

Psyduck
 
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