The Average TCoDer

[Ether's Bane]

This is not an insult in any way - it's just a light-hearted satire of the forum.

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I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

He wants Mafia back.

He hates 4chan with a passion.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

He EV trains his team.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

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So, what do you think? If anyone thinks this is inappropriate, I'll delete it right away.

 

[ultraviolet]

I think there's a fair portion of people here who rarely actually play the games anymore. I think the general dislike of religion would also be worth a mention.

 

[goldenquagsire]

I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.
hoshit that's my first initial

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.
well, strictly speaking I'm IN Larger City, but otherwise correct

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.
Facebook is good for stuff I guess?

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.
hell yeah

NICK CLEGG '09, FUCKERS

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.
nu-uh, man

i prefer As and A*s and i have no idea what an Elective Credit-Earning Subject is

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.
yup

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)
aye

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.
needs moar indie but otherwise good

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.
fuck yeah

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.
whats a ASB

He wants Mafia back.
whats a Mafia

He hates 4chan with a passion.
>:(

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.
ew naruto

needs moar Code Geass

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.
needs moar Fire Emblem

also, other way round - favourite is Wii, then XBox, then PS3

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.
hell yeah

bidoof is nothing compared to these wankers

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.
yup

He EV trains his team.
sometimes do, not any more - casualfag

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.
hell yeah

 

[Spatz]

This is not an insult in any way - it's just a light-hearted satire of the forum.

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I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.
just about yeah...

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.
I surpose...

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.
No opinion, hate government overall

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.
sure...


He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.
I dunno

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)
yep

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.
Hey, I like nu-metal and DF, otherwise, yeah. If hair metal means Metalcore, than there's an arguement there...

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.
f*** you...

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.
I'd like to be more active, Kratos

He wants Mafia back.
I don't know what Mafia is

He hates 4chan with a passion.
Ur...

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.
Relatively...

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.
I like my PS3, and hate the Xbox, and I still enjoy RB

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.
No really?

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.
No

He EV trains his team.
No

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.
No comment
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So, what do you think? If anyone thinks this is inappropriate, I'll delete it right away.

Comments noted above...

 

[#1 bro]

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites

He hates 4chan with a passion.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

He EV trains his team.

I dunno if these ones really fit. I'm guessing most people have facebooks here, and lurk 4chan. I have no idea what "shonen" or "shojo" is.

 

[Slartibartfast]

This is not an insult in any way - it's just a light-hearted satire of the forum.

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I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.
Small city.
He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.
Yes.
His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.
No.
He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.
A average, except for my last term.
He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.
NO.
He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)
NO.
His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.
No.
He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.
NO.
He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.
Nope.
He wants Mafia back.
Never played it when it was here, but yes.
He hates 4chan with a passion.
Yes.
His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.
Never watch, but yes to second part.
His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.
Never tried Final Fantasy, Rock Band, or Guitar Hero, and favorite is the Wii.
His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.
Tentacool. I like Zubat because of Crobat.
He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.
Nope.
He EV trains his team.
Nope.
And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.
YES.
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Looks like I'm not average. :D

 

[Not Meowth]

This is not an insult in any way - it's just a light-hearted satire of the forum.

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I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

He wants Mafia back.

He hates 4chan with a passion.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

He EV trains his team.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

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So, what do you think? If anyone thinks this is inappropriate, I'll delete it right away.

Less of this applies to me than I would have thought =/

Now if he were 17, lived in Smallish Village, generally ignored music, had no ASB account, knew nothing of this "Mafia", had no educated opinion of 4chan, wasn't into anime, was into neither Rock Band nor Guitar Hero, like FF but hadn't played enough to enter it into his favourite series just yet, preferred the Wii over the 360, was impartial to Zubat and Tentacool and liked all generations equally...

I'm an outcast. xD

 

[BCM]

Damn. All of these are right, except:

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

-no ASB account
-never entered any league
-I live in a small town about half an hour from a big city.

 

[Yarnchu]

This is not an insult in any way - it's just a light-hearted satire of the forum.

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I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

Well, you got the English-Speaking Country part right. I live near a city, and I'm a year away from 16.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

Hell yeah. I'm one of the 10% that would die laughing if these sites shutdown.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

Nope. I'm one of the 3 Republican members. That's not to say I don't completely support some liberal ideas, though.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

Pretty much. I think I did better on my last grades, but I still need to do more homework if I want more As.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

Is that gay marraige rights? If so, then yes. Why wouldn't I?

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

I guess. I'm kinda "who the hell cares we all die anyways."

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

I really don't pay much attention to music. I guess I'm a bit of country and rock, and some J-pop, with a nice layer of video game music.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

Meh. Why should I fucking care?

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

....ASB?

He wants Mafia back.

Not really. Never really played. :/

He hates 4chan with a passion.

What? I don't really care for 4chan, but it doesn't mean I hate it...

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

Man, fuck this Naruto and Bleach shit. I'm Dragonball, Kirby, and Digimon. The Pokemon part is correct, though.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

LOLOLOLOLOL This is wrong. My favorite games are Kirby, Smash Bros, and Pokemon. I despise music games. I hardly play the 360, but I love my Wii.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

*Twitches as he remembers Hoen's water routes and their goddamn Tentacools*

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

Nope. Once I actually get serious about EV training I might do so.

He EV trains his team.

Kinda.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

Nope. While these remakes are gonna be fucking epic, I much prefer my Red version. Never in my life have I met a RPG that I had the will to replay over and over and over and over and over....

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So, what do you think? If anyone thinks this is inappropriate, I'll delete it right away.

Comments in the bold, yo.

EDIT: Oh wow I cursed 5 times in that post and used Hell twice. I think that's a new record for me aside from the Omegle conversations.

 

[BynineB]

This is not an insult in any way - it's just a light-hearted satire of the forum.

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I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

...T, yes.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

Nope. Town.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

YES.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

...I don't do politics.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

Yes except for the last bit.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

?

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

I am Jesus. *gives middle finger*

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

The Beatles. :3

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

Perfect.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

??

He wants Mafia back.

???

He hates 4chan with a passion.

So.. I herd u liek Mudkipz!

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

First part? No. Second part? Yes.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

*hugs Wii and Mario*

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

I hate Sealeo more.

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

?????

He EV trains his team.

Yes, sir!

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

Yes, sir!

I am slightly unaverage. Pity me.

 

[S. E.]

Posting here most likely against my better judgment. Meh.

I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

For some reason, I've always gotten the impression that there were more females than males here. Perhaps it's the sections I post in. XD Anyways, to get the obvious stuff out the way, I'm not male and I'm not anywhere near 16. But that's because I'm part of an obscure group of 13 and unders YOU IMPOSTORS I JOINED BEFORE ALL OF YOU. I live in the US, in a small, obscure, redneck town that you've never heard of on the eastern shore.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

Yup. And considering my friends are probably nearing a stage where they'll start joining those sites, my hate is certain to grow.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

You bet. :D And I never have to tell my parents, so.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

Uh... for the past two years I've been homeschooling, so I have no idea.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

Sure.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

Yes.

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

Eh, I'm not much on any of this. However, I do match all the dislikes (when I know what they are), though in reality I'm rather tolerant of most music.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

I don't care about profanity, but no, I've never dropped any F-bombs. I would if I could

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

This definitely.

He wants Mafia back.

I've never taken part in Mafia, though I may decide to learn more about it.

He hates 4chan with a passion.

I've heard of 4chan, but I haven't the faintest idea what it is.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

No. And while I hate what I hear about the Pokemon anime's newer stuff, I've actually seen very little of it, old or new.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

This isn't really me at all, aside from Pokemon. However, I used to play FF when I was younger. Do I have it a bit backwards?

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

Aw, I like Zubat for some reason. I don't really form an opinion on Tentacool, though.

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

Actually, I have been in one tournament.

He EV trains his team.

I would if I could be bothered.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

I'm thrilled for the remakes, sure, but my favorite Pokemon game would have to be Yellow, and consequently, the 1st generation.

Comments above.

 

[Vladimir Putin's LJ]

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

He hates 4chan with a passion.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

These apply.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.
NO.

I like how it's in capitals.
'UM NO I DO NOT SUPPORT EQUAL RIGHTS FOR FAGGOTS WHAT KIND OF GAY QUESTION IS THIS'

 

[Thanks for All the Fish]

This is not an insult in any way - it's just a light-hearted satire of the forum.

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I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.
Ehhh...Jersey City's sorta known? o.o; But um....I was part of the whole 13-under group here when I first got here buuut then I had to go an' AGE.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.
*hiiiissssssss* Unless we're talking about Fanpop. That's different.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.
BETTER YET, WE DON'T EVEN VOTE O.e

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.
Yeah. Execpt for the second part, I haven't actually gotten much lower than a C...I have a feeling that's gonna change though >>

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.
YEEEEESSS PEOPLE AT SCHOOL BETTAH STOP BEING JACKASEESSS

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)
Um, agnostic, actually.


..aw shut up -.-

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.
Nope. More of a Who/Gomez person.


He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

Fuuuck stop getting the fucking answers fucking right god-fucking-damnit D<

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.
Ehh, thinkin'of going back. Somedaaay.

He wants Mafia back.
HUH?

He hates 4chan with a passion.
*more hissing*

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.
I'M NOT INTO ANIMEE but I do plan on reading the Pokemon manga soon.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.
Never played LoZ or FF, I have my own instrrjments ktxbai, and not too into games at aall. Execept Brawl on occasion, Platnium and FUCK YEAH SOULSILVER

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.
OH GOD ZUBAT O.e

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.
No to both.

He EV trains his team.
I do not.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.
Impartial to generations, but did you not read the "fuck yeah SoulSilver comment are you blind ._.

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Hmm...so-so. *shrug*
So, what do you think? If anyone thinks this is inappropriate, I'll delete it right away.

 

[Crazy Linoone]

I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

I have noticed a trend in genderless people at TCoD. But, yeah, basically right, besides the age.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

This.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

Yup.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

Straight A's, fool! Besides Physical Education, but old Linooney is a lazy bum, so...

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

If you were gay~ I'd should horray~

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

His Noodleness does not care.

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

Don't care about music, but the dislikes are about right.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

Oh fuck.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

I use it. Infrequently.

He wants Mafia back.

I never joined, but I want to play it now...

He hates 4chan with a passion.

I made you a cookie but I eated it.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

Ew. Naruto and Bleach are no-no. Replace with FMA. Never really cared about the Pokemo anime, although I completely gave up on it when they (argh!) changed Team Rocket's motto.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

Um, haven't played any of those besides Pokemon. But you need to put Phoenix Wright there because everybody loves Phoenix Wright.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

I don't have a least favorite though...

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

I did enter! But that was before the forum crash. Now I'm just "meh".

He EV trains his team.

Sometimes. Sorta. Not really.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

A-yup.

This is pretty accurate, actually.

 

[see ya]

This is not an insult in any way - it's just a light-hearted satire of the forum.

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I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

I'm 19 years old and a woman, and it's more of a small-ish town. English-speaking, though, and an hour and a half away from a large city.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

Have an account at both. Pretty indifferent to them.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

Yup, but my dad was already just as liberal as I.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

Eh, somewhat. Mostly got A's and B's, with a few C's and D's, especially in Math

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

Yup

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

Indeed. :D

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

Never been a fan of most metal, but definitely progressive/classic rock, video game music, and occasionally J-Pop. I agree with the hates except for Dragonforce (Not a huge fan, but at least it's fun)

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

Fuckin' A.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

Yep, though I'm currently DQ'd for another month or so. D:

He wants Mafia back.

Joined the forums long after it had died.

He hates 4chan with a passion.

I'm an occasional lurker there, so yeah.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

Indifferent to most manga, and I actually don't mind the Pokemon anime. I do really like the first season, though.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

Never been a fan of FF or LoZ, but yes for Pokemon. Agree'd on preferring Rock Band to Guitar Hero (the vocal option, the only thing I can play decently, for GH is screwy compared to RB) and my favorite current console is the Wii, though XBox 360 is second.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

Meh.

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

Pretty much.

He EV trains his team.

I'm a hacker, because breeding/training legally was driving me absolutely insane. But yeah.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

No. I actually liked D/P/Pl better than GSC. Pretty indifferent to the remakes.

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So, what do you think? If anyone thinks this is inappropriate, I'll delete it right away.

It's totally appropriate. :3

 

[Zora of Termina]

This is not an insult in any way - it's just a light-hearted satire of the forum.

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I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

Yes. However, I am not a he.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

Absolutely. I hate sites like that.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

Parents are already liberal iirc

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

I...guess? Sounds about right. :/
Except for the elective. I get A's in those.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

Absolutely.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

Not so much. I'm not really sure what I am. :/

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

Ew metal. Hate it. I'm more of a country/alternative kind of person.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

Fucking fucker fucked my fucking fuckfaced fuck. :3

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

More like doesn't use it at all. I was begged into getting it and those guides bored me to sleep.

He wants Mafia back.

Absolutely.

He hates 4chan with a passion.

...Meh, no opinion.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

Yes.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

Never played Final Fantasy, Guitar Hero or Rock Band in my life. I also despise the XBox 360.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

FFFFFFFFFF

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

I was in the Gym Leader tournament for the more relaxed non-competitive faction, but some bastard cheated and used EV-trained Pokemon so I lost the spot.

He EV trains his team.

Hell no. Never had the patience.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

Absolutely. :3

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So, what do you think? If anyone thinks this is inappropriate, I'll delete it right away.

 

[Flora]

I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.
Actually, from Smallish City, English speaking place, less than five minutes away from Huge City.
He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.
Opinionless.
His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.
Also opinionless.
He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.
More like A's and A-'s with the occasional B+ or B.
He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.
I guess.
He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)
I'm a Christian but disagree with a lot of teachings.
His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.
I think so.
He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.
I generally don't use it.
He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.
Own one and use it mostly.
He wants Mafia back.
YES.
He hates 4chan with a passion.
Opinionless
His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.
More like a lot of shojo and a little shounen. Though I actually like the Pokemon anime, oddly.
His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.
Yes, with the exception of the Rock Band vs. Guitar Hero thing, cause I haven't played either. I actually prefer Wii to XBox, though that might be because I have a total of two games for it.
His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.
I have no least favorite, though those two are ridiculously annoying
He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.
Yup.
He EV trains his team.
Nope, I suck at it.
And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.
Yes.

Mostly average, surprisingly.

 

[Coloursfall]

I'd like you to meet Taylor Codd, or T. Codd for short.

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

18 years old, actually, and from Small City, and about two hours from Huge City. Also, female.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

Have a Facebook, but forget to use it a lot; Myspace I lack opinion on.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

I'll give you that, except I don't tell my parents who to vote for. I can vote for myself this time though!

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

Around B average all around, really.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

Yeah.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

I'm 'Wiccan' in the loosest sense of the word. Non-practicing however.

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

Kind of. I like a little of everything though.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

Yep.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

Have one; use tons.

He wants Mafia back.

I wouldn't mind it back.

He hates 4chan with a passion.

I frequent /y/, haha. I don't mind it, otherwise.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

Bleh. I don't like Naruto or Bleach. I like FMA, Stray Dog, and a few others. The Pokemon Anime is amusing.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

Ew Guitar Hero and Rock Band. I like Pokemon, Spore, etc.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

I don't have a least favourite! :C

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

I have entered a tourney.

He EV trains his team.

I try.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

DPPt All the way! HG/SS will be fun though.

Not sure if I'm average or not @w@

 

[J.T.]

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.
Pretty much. But there are Francophones in Canada, so not entirely English-speaking.

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.
Don't use any site of the sort.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.
Minus the telling my parents how to vote, yup.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.
Nah, straight-As. And what the hell is an elective credit-blahblah.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.
Yup.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)
Maybe not always, but until a god gives me an outright sign that he exists, yes.

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.
Video game music is nice. Rap, teen-pop, etc. suck, but I like some Dragonforce (OH GOD THE FLAMES THEY BUUUURN). And I don't know what the hell hair metal is.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.
You fucking know it.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.
Nope.

He wants Mafia back.
I don't care.

He hates 4chan with a passion.
The forum? Yes. But I have to admit I enjoy some lulz from the memes.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.
I don't like any manga or anime. Yu-Gi-Oh was the best anime I've seen, and that was just the first few seasons.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.
Don't play much Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda and Pokemon is the shit, but older!Sonic games are the best things ever. Agreed with the Rock Band/Guitar Hero thing. And I'm a rabid Nintendo fanboy who would never touch a PS3. Maybe an Xbox 360. Maybe.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.
GODDAMNED BATS ARGHHJKLHJFKLNLHFSUO

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.
Never joined.

He EV trains his team.
Yes.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.
OH GOD YES

Pretty close to me. Guess I'm average? Iunno.

 

[Cheetah]

He is 16 years old, and is from Largeish City, English-Speaking Country, which is less than an hour from Larger City, English-Speaking Country.

16, yes. Male, no. English-speaking, yes. Largish city...

If you mean 500+ people then, um... no? I think we might have 100 people living here in summer...

He has an aversion to Facebook, Myspace, and similar sites.

I really don't see the point. I have a deviantART account, and that's more than enough for me.

His political viewpoint is highly liberal, and tells his parents to vote for the liberal (or more liberal) candidate in any election.

Nope. I'm Neutral/Neutral. Mom and Dad tend to vote for the lesser of two evils, which tend to be more liberal.

He has a B+ average in school, except for a D in Elective Credit-Earning Subject.

I've only ever had three B+ grades. My GPA is like 3.9/4.0.

He is an avid supporter of LGBT rights.

Again, Neutral/Neutral. Your preference is not my preference but your preference is okay.

He is an atheist and will always be one. (thanks to ultraviolet for this one)

See above.

His favorite music consists of obscure metal bands from Europe, progressive metal, and some classic rock/metal, J-pop, and video game music. He dislikes rap, teen-pop, nu-metal, DragonForce, and most of all, he despises hair metal.

Don't know what progressive metal is, but the first part is mostly accurate. DragonForce is okay if I'm feeling the need for something fast and epic.

And I like hair metal. >| Or at least I like to listen to it while on the road.

He doesn't care about profanity and has been known to drop F-bombs here and there.

It bothers me when people revert to nothing but pure profanity. The English language is a versatile one. D: Why not make use of it and express frustration clearly?

I like to keep my language relatively clean (or at least mild) while using swear words for emphasis.

He owns an ASB account here, which he uses, but infrequently.

Nope.

He wants Mafia back.

I didn't even know what Mafia was until after it was closed...

He hates 4chan with a passion.

Never been there, so I couldn't give an honest answer.

His favorite mangas/animes are Naruto, Bleach, and other shonen, with some shojo. However, he hates the Pokemon anime, with the notable exception of the first two seasons.

haha what.

My favourite anime are Trigun and Princess Mononoke. As for manga, I like Hellsing, Vinland Saga, and Rurouni Kenshin.

I never did get into the Pokemon anime.

His favorite video game series are Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. He prefers Rock Band to Guitar Hero, which he liked but finds lame now. His favorite gaming console is the XBox 360, followed by the Wii, as he hates the PS3.

Nope! Jak and Daxter, Sly Cooper, Tales of Phantasia/Symphonia/the Abyss, and Phoenix Wright. I never have played Rock Band and I don't own Guitar Hero.

And I don't own any next-gen consoles. If I had to name a favourite console, it'd be the PS2.

His least favorite Pokemon are Tentacool and Zubat.

They're annoying to encounter all the time, yes, but my favourite element is Poison. I'm especially partial to the Tentacool line.

He entered the Wi-Fi League, but never joined any tournaments.

I haven't used my Wi-Fi adapter in over a year.

He EV trains his team.

Heard of it, never bothered to really try it. I hate level grinding as it is, and wading through dozens of random encounters to find the right 'mon to fight would drive me nuts.

And finally, he thinks GSC was the best generation and is thrilled for the remakes.

Actually, I was always most partial to R/S/E.

I guess I'm just not average.