What would you call your hypothetical children?

[Valor]

Boy-
Guy
Reid (Except what are the chances of me having a red-haired kid when all the girls I've fallen for were brown haired and I myself am dirty blond?)

Girl-
Felicia.

I'd rather have only one kid, though.

 

[Ramsie]

Boy: Finbar
Girl: Deirdre

 

[Tailsy]

Boy-
Guy
Reid (Except what are the chances of me having a red-haired kid when all the girls I've fallen for were brown haired and I myself am dirty blond?)

Genetic mutation! My best friend is ginger and both of her parents have light brown hair.

Well her dad doesn't have hair anymore. But whatever.

 

[Altmer]

Red hair is a recessive gene and doesn't require a mutation. It can occur with both parents being heterozygous.

Boys name
David
Thomas
Christian
Peter
Soren
Alex

Girls
Sarah
Inge
Jasmine
Natalie
Alexandra
Helena
Anna

etc

 

[Squirrel]

I'd name my kid Lucifer and send him to a Catholic school.

Brilliant.


Boys:
Elliot
Martin
Matt
James

Girls:
Lorraine
Anna
Rio
Henrietta
Nami
Lynn
Claire
Rika

 

[Vyraura]

I shall name my children boring stupid names. It doesn't matter what. When they're teenagers I shall change their name to fit them. More specifically, if they're ugly fatass losers despite my iron fist, they don't get cool names >:I

(assuming they are awesome)
Guy:
Vance
Victor


Girl:
Vera

I have a strange obsession with the letter V.

 

[Mhaladie]

Uh, I dunno. For a boy maybe Emmett, and girls' names... Alexandra, because it can be shortened to cool things, Emilia, and a couple of weird names like Kestrel and Zeiphe, maybe. I used to think about names all the time, buuut I can't really remember them anymore.

 

[Commahappy]

I totally forgot. I would name one of my kids (if it's a boy) Guy, because that's such a kick-ass name.

 

[Blaziking the God General]

I'd name my children after Pokemon :D

No, I wouldn't. I'm not idiotic.

ARCEUS!! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!!

That would be epic.

 

[Tailsy]

I'd name my children after Pokemon :D

No, I wouldn't. I'm not idiotic.

ARCEUS!! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!!

That would be epic.

AND WHAT THE FUCK /YOU/ LOOKIN' AT, MEWTWO D:< YOU STILL HAVE LAUNDRY TO DO

 

[Espeon]

Oh, is this to get ideas for our illegitimate children, Tailsy?

 

[Tailsy]

Oh, is this to get ideas for our illegitimate children, Tailsy?

Of course, sweetie. <3~

 

[Timmy]

Nathan
Jack
Zach
Stanley
Chazz
Joey

Anna
Rena
Ren

:/

 

[Not Meowth]

Non-Existant.

But hypothetically, removing the fact that there is no way I will ever have anyone to have kids with... I still don't know. =) Though there are quite a few girl names I like, so maybe I'd name a hypothetical daughter one of those. My favourite's probably Camilla, which also happens to be my best friend's name. :3

For a boy maybe Emmett

I'm turning you in to the NSPCC. xD

 

[Zeph]

Um...

If by an odd chance I get male twins, it's Remus and Romulus. Non-twins (Male) include Sirius, Regulus and Xenophilius. I have no idea for females, though. (Harry Potter nerd, of course.)

Oh, also, I'd like to name a child after their star sign. Unless it's Virgo or Cancer, for obvious reasons.

 

[Not Meowth]

Oh, also, I'd like to name a child after their star sign. Unless it's Virgo or Cancer, for obvious reasons.

"Cancer! Come here right this instant!"
"AIDS! Go to bed, now!"
"Smallpox, put that down!"

xD

 

[Zeph]

^Yes. Precisely. And at some point, Virgo would become very contradictory.

 

[Not Meowth]

...really, would anyone want to be named after their star sign? If I was called Saggitarius, I would murder my parents. Me and my sister Capricorn.

 

[Adriane]

Leo is a cool name >:|

 

[Not Meowth]

Leo is a cool name >:|

Well, yes, Leo wouldn't be too bad, but the rest...