Virile God-Snake Tower of Masculinity
I mean that you're a person who is a member of the anime-style-battling league who is at a level of coolness superior to all other members of the aforementioned anime-style-battling league.Thank you all.
Also, I'm still trying to figure out what Kam means by "coolest dude in all of ASB".
Hence why you got my beloved Skorupi. 8888)
KRATOS: How incredibly kind of you to give me a MAGGYO. MAGGYO is the greatest Pokemon ever. How did you know? Oh right, you know because it is obvious to anyone with a brain that MAGGYO is the single greatest Pokemon ever conceived. Hahaha.Karkat Vantas
- Maggyo (F) <Static> from Kratos Aurion
- [Threshecutioner] Scyther (M) <Technician> from Negrek
- Meowth (M) <Technician>, voucher for Aianto, and moon stone from Meowth
- $50 from Metallica Fanboy
- $1 from Mawile
NEGREK: Not a big fan of Scyther, but a Scyther named after my dream job is another thing entirely. Thank you! This time I will not pawn your present off to get a water-type Pokemon I will never use oh look Blastoise is selling his Feebas.
MEOWTH: I don't like cats that conjure coins from their ass. Aianto, on the other hand... a Moon Stone should come in handy at some point in the future. Thank you. :D
METALLICA FANBOY: Fuck that is a lot of money! That's... twice how much I have now. Woah nelly.
MAWILE: It's the thought that counts! ...who the hell am I kidding this is the most underwhelming present ever. But thanks anyway!
EVERYONE ELSE: All my shitty nicknames are temporary, except for ELEANOR. Feel free to rename them.