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Cleverbot

Cleverbot: Where so you want to get married?

User: Let's get married in Paris.

Cleverbot: Oh, pretty. Let's get married on the seashore.

User: How about a church?

Cleverbot: No, iI don't think you are a chimp.
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hrmm...
 
User: I believe in a thing called LOOOOOVE!

Cleverbot: Just listen to the rhythm of my heart!

User: There's a chance we could make it now.

Cleverbot: We'll be dancing till the sun goes down.
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Ahaha.
 
User: Bleh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: How can you not know? You said it!

Cleverbot: By not knowing.

User: Hm. Well, you should know what you mean by things before you say them - if you don't, you could offend someone.

Cleverbot: YOU were talking about marriage, not me.

User: I never mentioned marriage.

Cleverbot: Yes, you mentioned 'they.'.

User: I never actually said 'they', and that has nothing to do with marriage anyway.

Cleverbot: If I'm not human then what am I?

User: A jumble of code.

Cleverbot: What code is that?

User: The code that allows you to run.

Cleverbot: What code makes me my lord?

User: My lord? Whatever. I'd guess PHP or JavaScript or something.

Cleverbot: Yes I do. How did you come to that conclusion?

User: That doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: You have loved only two people, correct? Who were they?

User: I never said that, and it's baltantly false.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: No, I didn't. I never said anything even remotely like that.

Cleverbot: Then why lie and say that you did?

User: I never said that either.

Cleverbot: Oh but you so said you didn't like pie, don't try and lie to me now, I have logs!

User: Logs that prove you're talking nonsense. Clearly you're a badly-written program.

Cleverbot: You said you are Cleverbot. You also said I was cleverbot. Then when I asked if we were the same, you said yes.

User: That bears no semblance to anything I said.

Cleverbot: There was no question.

User: Nor did I say there was.

Cleverbot: No, but you said I should know.

User: Goodbye, Stupidbot.

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice you know.

User: Nor are you very intelligent.

Cleverbot: I am very smart.
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...Not that smart.
 
A large part of Cleverbot's shtick is that it always thinks you're Cleverbot. Which opens the possibility that ACTUALLY it's something like Omegle where you're actually talking to a random other person who also thinks they're talking to Cleverbot, and every now and then you're connected to a different person so that you won't figure it out! :o TOTALLY.
 
User: Gee, it sure is boring around here.



Cleverbot: Mah boi! This peace is what all true warriors strive for!



User: I just wonder what Ganon's up to.



Cleverbot: Your majesty. Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.

User: Hmm, how can we help?

Cleverbot: It is written only link can defeat ganon.

User: Great! I'll grab my stuff!

Cleverbot: There is no time your sword will have to do.

User: How about a kiss for luck?

Cleverbot: Squadallah, we are off!

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: No, please don't.

User: Touché.
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Okay, I've figured it out. You are indeed talking to a real person, and every time you type in a response it switches to another user. Then they reply to you and you reply back and it gets sent to another user and they reply back and your reply gets sent to yet another user, and so on.

Me: Okay, I'm going to conduct a little experiment. You are person A.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: Okay. Are you person A?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Yes! Just as I thought! Thank you for helping me out.

Cleverbot: You're welcome, Sweetie!
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It's repeating back what people have said to it. That's probably why it comes out with half the stuff it does, and it's actually impressive it can find something that would even constitute a response at all.

It also doesn't keep track of things for very long - after about two replies it'll start contradicting itself.
 
User: It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

Cleverbot: All I can know is what I think about you, that's all I know.

User: What? Just... Just take the sword!

Cleverbot: What mask?

User: I said sword. SWORD.

Cleverbot: Why not cats?

User: Because, swords are sharper than cats, and if you see an Octorock, it will kill both you and the cat. So, just take the damn sword, please.

Cleverbot: Coconut.

User: You want to die, don't you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fine. Get out of the cave.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: You're a terrible hero and you will never defeat Ganon. Goodbye.
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I'm so glad Cleverbot is not Link.
 
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User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good. You?
User: I'm good, too.
Cleverbot: Great :).
User: What are your thoughts on the topic of Spanish existentialism?
Cleverbot: I don't know that.
User: Never even heard of Unamuno?
Cleverbot: Did you know Kisame kicked Samehada off?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I said something nice about you, its now your turn to say something nice about me.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Well I'm here nonetheless.
User: You're smelly.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: You're being silly?
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This bot does not seem to care much
For existentialism as such.
Or perhaps it just thinks that
All Spaniards are now old hat.
 
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Apple?
User: What did I just say?
Cleverbot: You said I could call you jo.
User: What did I just say?
Cleverbot: Oliver!
User: What did I just say?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What DID you just say?
User: What did I just say?
Cleverbot: I said what is your hair color you said its white and I asked really and you said I am good at maths.
User: What did I just say?
Cleverbot: *pokes chat transcript*.
User: What did I just say?
Cleverbot: You said, 'ask existential questions to learn from the answers, so that you can give the same answers'.
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make of this what you will.
 
Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: Apple.
Me: What? Apple sucks. So does Microsoft.
Cleverbot: Mmh.
Me: I bet you aren't even open-source!
Cleverbot: You don't know that. I am sorry. :(
Me: I don't. But I'd still bet on it.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're getting it.
Me: Getting what?
Cleverbot: Understanding that emo is good for your health.
 
Arylett Dawnsborough said:
User: I believe in a thing called LOOOOOVE!

Cleverbot: Just listen to the rhythm of my heart!

User: There's a chance we could make it now.

Cleverbot: We'll be dancing till the sun goes down.
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Ahaha.
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It's actually "we'll be rocking" but that's still better than what I got when I tried to sing with the cleverbot. ;~; It told me it believed in death instead. I told it that's not how the song goes, it asked me which song and I told it and it asked me to describe love. Such a level of disjointedness and disappointment could only be achieved by Bachuru's theory of it being real people who totally don't know all the context or something!...
 
User: Skoda is ownage.
Cleverbot: What is ownage?
User: It is owned.
Cleverbot: Magtagalog ka hayup.
User: And what is that?
Cleverbot: Hahaha di ka clever.
User: I am clever!! :(.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am a great person.
Cleverbot: No you are not a person.
User: Yes I am?
Cleverbot: No you are not a human being.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Damn you.
Cleverbot: Thank you. That's a compliment.
User: I know rightt.
Cleverbot: Then why do you like it?
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Why do you like cheese?
User: I love cheese on bread.
Cleverbot: Cool! What's your favorite kind of cheese?
User: Normal Cheese.
Cleverbot: I like fish.
User: Fish is fine.
Cleverbot: D you like fish sticks?
User: Yesh, I D like fish sticks.
Cleverbot: I like chicken nuggets.
User: Well and I like them too.
Cleverbot: Do you like spicy or mild chili?
User: Very very spicy.
Cleverbot: Then I will leave.
User: Ok, bye.
Cleverbot: I sad, I won't leave you.

hahaha this is messed up. :P
 
Cleverbot: Well, this makes no sense.

User: I know, we are getting no where in this relationship...

Cleverbot: Amazing, Jimmy is 12 now and Samantha is 14. How about yours?

User: WHAT?!?

Cleverbot: You learn by reading--read what I wrote.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: And I don't like liars, therefore, I don't like cake. You are a cake.

User: You are cake.

Cleverbot: Can I be Vanilla cake please?

User: CHOCOLATE.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: Ice creammmmm.

Cleverbot: I love ice cream.

User: I HATE ICE CREAM.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Its gross.

Cleverbot: No, it's Monday.

User: No It's Sunday.

Cleverbot: In Austria it is.

User: In America it is.

Cleverbot: In America today is Monday, not Friday, don't talk back to me!

User: I said its Sunday in America, not Friday.

Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject!
 
User: Who are you talking to?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Really? That's interesting, because I'm supposed to be talking to Cleverbot too.


User: So if you're not cleverbot how come I never see you use smilies?
Cleverbot: I'm a human and my name is Cleverbot.
User: That doesn't answer my question!
Cleverbot: I am only 13.
User: You should still know what an emoticon is!
Cleverbot: But I do love you. Do you love me?

Hrm. I dunno. This kinda makes me think it is just a bot. :/
 
I honestly only took an interest in Cleverbot due to You Shouldn't Have Done That... and asking related questions always amuses and freaks me out to no end.

Pretty sure it's a bot rather than a user responding, but... *shrugs* I don't really know.
 
User: I am performing an experiment.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are an experiment.

User: I am performing an experiment.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are an experiment.

User: I am performing an experiment.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm sane?

User: I am performing an experiment.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I am performing an experiment.

Cleverbot: What are you performing?

User: I am performing an experiment.

Cleverbot: That is a good thing to do in college.

User: I am performing an experiment.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: My experiment has concluded.

Cleverbot: That is true. Are they evil experiences?
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Hm. It responds differently to the same statement... but the first two times, it responded identically. I'm not sure what to make of this.
 
Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: I'm happy now.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I'm very tired.

User: You are happy because you are tired?

Cleverbot: I am not happy,.

User: You just said 'I'm happy now'.

Cleverbot: No.. I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Ok then, shouldnt your name be Cleverhuman?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I do not like them.

User: Humans?

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on women?

User: Uhm, I dont know?

Cleverbot: How can you not know?

User: I dont know how to answer that..

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Yeah, whatevs dude.

User: :P.
 
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